Tips for Tikay

[MereNovice]

received odd email from joe today.


Hi Mark,

Section 6.10 of our Terms & Conditions (Protection of customer funds) will be updated on 02/02/15 to reflect some process changes we’ve made in the highly unlikely case of insolvency.

They must be struggling to review their T&C's in case of insolvency!

Just new Gambling Commission rules

As I've been waiting for over an hour for a response on online chat, perhaps they've gone insolvent already?

[MereNovice]

Over 2 hours now.
I'm going to wait this one out.
Is there a record for the longest wait?

I might get a free pizza or something.

[Karabiner]

Over 2 hours now.
I'm going to wait this one out.
Is there a record for the longest wait?

I might get a free pizza or something.

Has it been "referred to trader"?

[MereNovice]

Over 2 hours now.
I'm going to wait this one out.
Is there a record for the longest wait?

I might get a free pizza or something.

Has it been "referred to trader"?

3 hours and still going strong.


Thank you for contacting Coral. We will be with you shortly.

[MereNovice]

Over 2 hours now.
I'm going to wait this one out.
Is there a record for the longest wait?

I might get a free pizza or something.

Has it been "referred to trader"?

3 hours and still going strong.


Thank you for contacting Coral. We will be with you shortly.

Bryan: Apologies for the wait - we are experiencing a high volume of contact and as such delays may occur in responding to your request
Bryan: Hello. Thank you for contacting Coral Customer Support. You are speaking to Bryan, how can I help you?

[MereNovice]

Problem sorted.

Everything comes to he who waits.

[arbboy]

Problem sorted.

Everything comes to he who waits.

Are they still solvent?  Or just got one customer service rep before they lay him off in the morning?

[Karabiner]

I'm sticking with my pony @ 7/1 on the fit Ms Sharapova.

No pissing equity up the wall for the new hardline moi.

[Marky147]

Problem sorted.

Everything comes to he who waits.

Are they still solvent?  Or just got one customer service rep before they lay him off in the morning?

Simon Clare has knocked all the segregated funds in on hair gel, and jolly boys outings...

[Marky147]

I'm sticking with my pony @ 7/1 on the fit Ms Sharapova.

No pissing equity up the wall for the new hardline moi.

Think Vince was suggesting that Tighty reverse their position, rather than greening it.

Balls deep on Serena, or similar!

Tikay isn't the only one who can throw the innuendos about

[MereNovice]

I'm sticking with my pony @ 7/1 on the fit Ms Sharapova.

No pissing equity up the wall for the new hardline moi.

Think Vince was suggesting that Tighty reverse their position, rather than greening it.

Balls deep on Serena, or similar!

Tikay isn't the only one who can throw the innuendos about

[MereNovice]

I'm sure some people would get narked if I suggested that we greened out.

Of course, I'm absolutely fine with Tighty doing it but I couldn't possibly suggest it!
It might make the difference between a blue or red month.


Personally, I had Keys at 100/1 so I greened out before the second semi-final. 

[MereNovice]

Can anyone help me with finding a tennis market?

Whilst looking at the semi-final markets I accidentally came across a handicap match bet on the number of aces (and double faults, I think) served.
I can't find a similar market for the women's final and I've forgotten which bookie offered it.

Any ideas?

[TightEnd]

Daily Report

Loss on Month £9.65

Outstanding Bets £3637.13

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aia1Hxq-NDNWdFk3UmlTSXMzTjRBTVNfOWRndVFsZHc&usp=drive_web&pli=1#gid=34

Sevilla were 3-1 down after the away leg of the Copa Del Rey quarter final and last night in the second leg they beat Espanyol, but only 1-0, to be knocked out for a loss of £20

also yesterday

one of our NBA teams in action last night, the Chicago Bulls lost 123-118 to the LA Lakers, allowing them to break a 9 game skid

our NBA Rookie favourite Andrew Wiggins is going well averaging over 19 PPG in Jan. with at least 20 points in 8 of 15 games

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fun and f******* games in Melbourne as Murray reaches the mens final

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the first glimpse of a 2015 F1 car in action as the Mercedes shakes down at Silverstone ahead of pre-season testing

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Tories move (fractionally) ahead of Labour in new sportingindex prediction of number of MPs in May. LDs still within the zone where we have two winners, under 33 and 21-33 seats

[TightEnd]

the Superbowl is on Sunday

I know tikay would be interested in having a portfolio of bets in his pocket to watch the game with

These might be points spreads, over/unders or prop bets

The thread has, in its three years, had action on length of national anthem, Madonna at half time, coin toss, who will the MVP thank first etc etc

the wackier the better

all the various markets are at

http://www.oddschecker.com/american-football/nfl/new-england-patriots-at-seattle-seahawks/betting-markets

last year 50-1 pokes came in for MVP first scoring play etc


this time round you can guess the colour of Belichick's hoodie, katy perry's first song, her outfit colour, her hair colour etc etc


over to you to research and report back

give us a selection of bets and we can go from there

according to sports insights only 30% of bets are on the seahawks, by far the lowest of any nfl week this season

this for a team who have the top defense in the league, the number 1 running game, have won 8 of 8 and 11 of 12

the line is steady enough at "pick em"

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