Tips for Tikay

[Tal]

Careful hector. Deep fried turkey is what the scotch eat. Americans eat turkey with cheese on.

[TightEnd]

Chelsea programme v WBA 25-04-66

Just to morph together a couple of thread strands

[tikay]

Careful hector. Deep fried turkey is what the scotch eat. Americans eat turkey with cheese on.

Tal!

You, of ALL people, should know better.

"Scottish", not "scotch", please.

Apologies, because I like you, but I have to do this. It is for your own good. Be thankful it was not a straight red.

[tikay]

Chelsea programme v WBA 25-04-66

Just to morph together a couple of thread strands

Oh my, great morphage. CMJ AND the great Bobby Tambling in one post.

Clever stuff.

[tikay]

Morning Mr T.

I was a little perturbed to read Mere Novices report that my tennis girl had probably feasted too much over Xmas. However Google has assured me that Swedes all eat fish for Xmas so I have backed her again tomorrow as she is next playing an American who no doubt had deep fried turkey.

I should have stuck with nitty yesterday as that bit came in easily.

Afternoon H.

I SO wish you had not told me the nitty version of the bet got home!

[Tal]

Careful hector. Deep fried turkey is what the scotch eat. Americans eat turkey with cheese on.

Tal!

You, of ALL people, should know better.

"Scottish", not "scotch", please.

Apologies, because I like you, but I have to do this. It is for your own good. Be thankful it was not a straight red.

1. Saying they eat deep fried turkey is OK tho?!
2. We've been here before; it's something I say tongue firmly in cheek in reference to a Stewart Lee comedy piece.



6 minutes of comedy genius

[tikay]

Any more arguing & the Red comes out.

 

[Tal]

Any more arguing & the Red comes out.

 

Alright Mr Webb

[Chompy]

EVERYTHING Stewart Lee does is genius.

[tikay]

EVERYTHING Stewart Lee does is genius.

Feeling confident about tonight Mr Chomps?

The already considerable Wheldon coffers might just get a little boost this evening. I very much hope so.

[anthonyl]

EVERYTHING Stewart Lee does is genius.

Is Danny Swanson up top for the posh today? Heard he was for tomlin. Would be worth £5 @20/1 if so.

[Chompy]

Swanson is defo pushing for a start, which shows how thin our squad is tbh. Would imagine we'll go with just Gayle up front but wouldn't put you off Swanson at that price.

Defo feeling good about MVG.

[tikay]

December Figures

Closed bets: 110
Amount wagered: £2,965.38
Profit/loss: -£241.94
ROI: -8.16%

Number of "sports" bet on: 11
Most popular:  Football (39), Rugby Union (22).
Most profitable: Cricket (£101), Basketball (£56)
Least profitable: Football (-£196.94)

Number of tipsters: 29 including 3 new tipsters


Overall statistics (since February)

Total bets: 984
Amount wagered: £35,957.88
Profit/loss: £381.70
ROI: 1.06%

Number of "sports" bet on: 27
Most popular:  Football (343), Golf (100), Cricket(86), Horses(79)

Most and least profitable sports (based on aggregate profit/loss) are:
         
Sport   Total   Profit  Amt Bet   ROI   No.
RL   541.36   670.00   80.80   29
Football   436.04   12,540.80   3.48   343
Dogs   275.00   650.00   42.31   19
...
Boxing   -229.00   625.00   -36.64   13
Formula1   -288.00   405.00   -71.11   14
Basketball   -778.56   2,288.00   -34.03   45

The complete list is here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aia1Hxq-NDNWdFk3UmlTSXMzTjRBTVNfOWRndVFsZHc#gid=4


Total number of tipsters: 99


Number of different bookies/exchanges: 19
Most profit: WilliamHill (£438.64)
Least profit: BetFred (-£336.00)

The complete list is here:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Aia1Hxq-NDNWdFk3UmlTSXMzTjRBTVNfOWRndVFsZHc#gid=7

Many thanks for these Mere.

I'll comment a little later, if I may. WBA v Fulham for now, upon which I have a little interest.

[horseplayer]

much good work with the spreadsheet mere

fascinating reading as ever

[tikay]

Looking forward to admiring the skills of Mr Berbatov today. Ooohhh....