Tips for Tikay

[JaffaCake]

Jog on with the Sunderland updates tikay or I'll out u as the closet mackem u are! No bet on it means it's of no interest to fred!

Serious question, in the Stoke match some Neanderthal stokie defender has a cut and had to change shirts, now wearing number 50. What happens in the spreads on shirt numbers should he bundle one in after a melee caused by a hoof into the manure box? Does he now count as 50? Is a cut and shirt change an opportunity to watch for in spreads, obv not that much change with a stokie defender but say it had been rooney who was potentially gonna change from a '10' to a '50'

I have a general rule of football betting - always, in a local derby, back the underdog. So I was  on Sunderland today, and cheering through my pocket.

Still, look on the bright side, Jeff. Next time I'll be on Newcastle.

How was Vegas?

LeBronnnnnnnnnmnmm

And there's me thinkin u went to Joker Park as a kid and have a soft spot for them. Go on then, I'll bite, I'll bet u an even hundo that Newcastle will be faves next time we host the unwashed. Could be a multi-year sweat, they still could go down with a bit of luck.

Vegas was immense, first week was all stag do, but managed to take in quite a few NBA games in sports bars and sports books, the day we got there the Heat's 27-game winning streak came to an end in a great televised game. Watched and learned a lot about college hoops, not sure I'll ever like it that much tho, reminds me too much of English basketball, everyone chasing the ball and 5 people on the floor after every play.

Played poker for a further five days after the boys came back and got a royal buggering. All pretty normal stuff, KK<AQ for chip lead in one comp with 7 left, massive flip in PLO comp for like 5x average, called a 3bet from obv aces with Q567ds and found a Q45 flop that I couldn't hold on, then lost 700bb and 600bb pots in cash PLO on the day I left with trips v a wrap in 3bet pot and a set on turn v a wrap. The Venetian is the best place to play poker tho isn't it, even got power strips in the table to plug your phone in now. Just didn't stay long enough for the variance to even out and got bummed, annoying.

Season is winding down now so it's impossible for Lebron to be caught in your bet. His main rival is Kevin Durant, who could become just the 6th member of the 50/40/90 club (season percentages from the floor/3 points/free-throws) and the first ever to lead scoring when not even taking the most shots on his team, he averages something like 17 shots and nearly 29 points, Westbrook takes over 18 shots a game. If he played with no other good player he'd probably take 30 shots a game and average 35 points plus. Lebron has been a class above tho, partic since your bet and the winning streak.

TL900 recommended u backing OKC (Durant's team) a few days ago, I like to oppose such a short fave in the Heat but I can't not see them winning. I really like OKC tho so they may be the value punt

[The Camel]

Any thoughts on Leishman to beat Scott in his twoball?

3.6 looks big to me.

[JaffaCake]

Keith Hawkins ‏@keiththecamel 14m
Time to strap those betting boots on. Jason Day at 9/1 looks like a great each way bet to me.

[The Camel]

Keith Hawkins ‏@keiththecamel 14m
Time to strap those betting boots on. Jason Day at 9/1 looks like a great each way bet to me.

[tikay]

Keith Hawkins ‏@keiththecamel 14m
Time to strap those betting boots on. Jason Day at 9/1 looks like a great each way bet to me.

Brain-Training ftw.........

[TL900]

TL900 recommended u backing OKC (Durant's team) a few days ago, I like to oppose such a short fave in the Heat but I can't not see them winning. I really like OKC tho so they may be the value punt

wasnt really a recomendation was just putting it out there. they were 11/2 when I posted about it, they have shortened to like 9/2 now and I don't like that price anywhere near as much. Likewise I think Miami are gona be pretty darn tough to beat, especially with HCA but Thunder are a year more experienced have played them numerous times etc.

Gota wait till Thunder go 3-1 down vs someone prob to jump on

[tikay]

Masters coverage has started on Sky (switch to BBC2 @ 6.30pm, arguably far better), so quick reminder of our book.


Outright

Snedeker, £25 WIN @ 25/1 (7 under)

Tiger Woods, £30 EW @ 6/1 (3 under)

Rory McIllroy, £25 EW @ 12/1 (5 over)

Phil Mickelson, £25 EW @ 16/1 (8 over)

Justin Rose, £50 EW @ 22/1 (Level par)

Furyk, £1.50 EW @ 70/1, SIX  places (2 under)

Stricker, £1.50 EW @ 70/1 SIX places (2 under)

Adam Scott, £1 EW @ 22/1 SIX places (6 under)

Watney, £2 @ 260 (1 under)

Westwood £20 @ 5.6

Top 10 Finish

Watney, £20 @ 5/2. (1 under)

Top 5 Finish

Watney, £20 @ 13.6



First Round Leader

Lee Westwood, £15 EW @ 33/1 - LOST

Justin Rose, £15 EW @ 18/1 - LOST

Charl Schwartzel, £15 EW @ 28/1 - LOST

Top Amateur

Weaver, £60 @ 4.6 LOST

Top Debutant

Coetzee £15 EW @ 7/1 LOST

Henley £15 EW @ 7/1 LOST

Lynn £10 EW @ 12/1. Intensive care.



EDIT - Westwood added, as I had omitted his name earlier.

[Dubai]

£2? 2 lousy quid! Sigh. Like the day you find out Father Christmas isnt real

[aaron1867]

£2? 2 lousy quid! Sigh. Like the day you find out Father Christmas isnt real

WHAT!

[tikay]

£2? 2 lousy quid! Sigh. Like the day you find out Father Christmas isnt real

The Book is still open, & he is still available @ 240.......

[The Camel]

The course is playing harder than I have ever seen before.

Be very surprised if anyone (including Tiger) can come from 4+ back

Betting the anyone in the current top 5 ew seems fair to me 1/4 1,2,3

[tikay]

£2? 2 lousy quid! Sigh. Like the day you find out Father Christmas isnt real

WHAT!

Sorry Aaron, but he's right. There is no Father Christmas.

[Bazzaboy]

Lynn should pick up place money as long as he doesn't fall in a hole

[Dubai]

The course is playing harder than I have ever seen before.

Be very surprised if anyone (including Tiger) can come from 4+ back

Betting the anyone in the current top 5 ew seems fair to me 1/4 1,2,3

Sandy Lyle shot a 71. I think that would get your case thrown out before getting to court

[Dubai]

£2? 2 lousy quid! Sigh. Like the day you find out Father Christmas isnt real

The Book is still open, & he is still available @ 240.......

Nah its ok, I know you only wanted £1 but bf minimum is £2 so you feel over exposed already