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[tikay]

Tikay is gonna be loving this tomorrow

There are no words.......

I went AWOL all evening, pokering, once Rory had got that Golf gig wrapped up. Gutted that I missed all this WWE stuff, gutted.  

Haha, good job i'm rubbish at posting photos, there would have been one of Bray Wyatt doing the crab!!!!

Can't believe I missed this.

[Karabiner]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

[BigAdz]

Arbboy's Tournament report

Was down in London all week seeing my imaginary girlfriend, but played the Online day one of the WPT125 as I had won 27 satellite seats with superb play, not only flummoxing my opponents with my superb tactical nuances but also talking to them in the chatbox so much that they just wanted to log off

I reached DTD last night confident of victory, had backed it with Wadey and laid it with Frankie for a nice green-out, whilst downing my sixth pint of stella, apt name for a stellar player

It was never in doubt. Even had time to lay the field in the WWE last night and get £37,000 on Cena to win at 1/5 (mugs, should have been a 1/20 shot) with Paddy Power. No one remembers now that Denise sacked me in 2002 for thinking it was real, oh no. She won't mock my Rey Mysterio masks now will she?



I sailed through the final table. Maria was agog with my wit and joie de vivre. I think she was really impressed with my knowledge of BAGs dogs, particularly the outside bias at Sunderland on wet Thursday nights. Perhaps that's why she blinded off, asleep, in 7th

I crushed heads up, won £5,300, went back and had a six hour skype conversation with redarmi about Conference North poisson distributions, had a quick flick through my Suar Panini stickers, and stuck it all on laying Wilkinson top 3 SPOTY.

Click to see full-size image.

1    Mark Wilson
2    Vance Martin
3    Ben Vinson
4    Barry Randall
5    Martyn Frey
6    Philip Dudley
7    Maria Demetriou
8    Andrew Stanton
9    Ben Glanville

Congratulations to me

Now THIS is the best daily report ever. Brilliant.

Would I have been castrated, flogged, thumbscrews and then banned, if I had posted it though?

[tikay]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

Even more remarkable when you consider that travelling was not so easy back then, & each trip to GB was 4 or 5 days duration each way on an Ocean Liner.

[tikay]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

How times change.

Today, all golfers, or almost all, wear hats, spectators not so much.

In this photograph, everyone has a hat, except Walter.

Click to see full-size image.

[BigAdz]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

How times change.

Today, all golfers, or almost all, wear hats, spectators not so much.

In this photograph, everyone has a hat, except Walter.

Click to see full-size image.

Wouldn't put a hat on that barnet, it would slide off!

[Karabiner]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

How times change.

Today, all golfers, or almost all, wear hats, spectators not so much.

In this photograph, everyone has a hat, except Walter.

Click to see full-size image.

Walter seems to have the same taste in footwear as Miguel-Angel Jimenez.

[tikay]

I had to google the golfer, I'd forgotten about him.

What was it like to watch him, Ralph?

Very interesting story, Walter Hagen.

www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Hagen

He won The Open Championship four times in the 1920's despite being based in the USA, and he also played Bobby Jones in a 72-hole match-play challenge handing out a twelve and eleven thrashing.

One of his greatest quotes was that he "never wanted to be a millionaire just to live like one".

How times change.

Today, all golfers, or almost all, wear hats, spectators not so much.

In this photograph, everyone has a hat, except Walter.

Click to see full-size image.

Walter seems to have the same taste in footwear as Miguel-Angel Jimenez.

Not quite the same stance, though. Not sure I've ever seen such a peculiar stance, but it did the job. Handsome is as handsome does.

[booder]

- Van Barneveld beat Van Der Valk (can hum the theme tune, sing the theme tune..) 10-4 in the first round of the World Matchplay at Blackpool

Very good Mr End.   

[arbboy]

Arbboy's Tournament report

Was down in London all week seeing my imaginary girlfriend, but played the Online day one of the WPT125 as I had won 27 satellite seats with superb play, not only flummoxing my opponents with my superb tactical nuances but also talking to them in the chatbox so much that they just wanted to log off

I reached DTD last night confident of victory, had backed it with Wadey and laid it with Frankie for a nice green-out, whilst downing my sixth pint of stella, apt name for a stellar player

It was never in doubt. Even had time to lay the field in the WWE last night and get £37,000 on Cena to win at 1/5 (mugs, should have been a 1/20 shot) with Paddy Power. No one remembers now that Denise sacked me in 2002 for thinking it was real, oh no. She won't mock my Rey Mysterio masks now will she?



I sailed through the final table. Maria was agog with my wit and joie de vivre. I think she was really impressed with my knowledge of BAGs dogs, particularly the outside bias at Sunderland on wet Thursday nights. Perhaps that's why she blinded off, asleep, in 7th

I crushed heads up, won £5,300, went back and had a six hour skype conversation with redarmi about Conference North poisson distributions, had a quick flick through my Suar Panini stickers, and stuck it all on laying Wilkinson top 3 SPOTY.

Click to see full-size image.

1    Mark Wilson
2    Vance Martin
3    Ben Vinson
4    Barry Randall
5    Martyn Frey
6    Philip Dudley
7    Maria Demetriou
8    Andrew Stanton
9    Ben Glanville

Congratulations to me

Too good Tighty!  Only thing you missed was the meandering through Leicestershire on the way to dtd from my mum's to stop off at some hill's shops to get on the weather bet whilst listening to the golf in the car sweating knocking out 15 large after laying Furyk at 1000/1 to win the open after his late birdie frenzy down the stretch!  Apart from that a pretty accurate description of my day.

The final table was comical.  Ryan said it lasted 35 minutes with no deals/chops (my gran could have won this comp with the hands i had on the FT - just on the right side of cooler after cooler for a change - think i knocked 5 people out in 5 hands and the guy who came 2nd never played a hand until he was heads up).  Was over so quick i got back to sunny stoke in time to see Cena hose up in the wwe.  Felt a bit balla to pay £21 to watch 30 mins of a WWE PPV at 3.30am!

Back to reality of my boring existance now and the 11.03 at Hall Green awaits..

[tikay]

more complaints about the bet butler today

Pretty sure nobody with a brain would touch them anymore but some do

Some fairly nasty rumours along the same lines have been circulating again recently.

There is a monster thread about them on Gambling Times. 

Their Twitter feed does not look good, either.....


@thebetbutler

No idea if any of that is true of course.

[Tal]

Hall Green? Proper track, that.

[arbboy]

Pretty lively the Monday morning bags meetings on betfair from HG and Sheffield usually.  All the degens seem to use it as a way to start the week off chasing the weekend's losses.

[typhoon13]

Arbboy's Tournament report

Was down in London all week seeing my imaginary girlfriend, but played the Online day one of the WPT125 as I had won 27 satellite seats with superb play, not only flummoxing my opponents with my superb tactical nuances but also talking to them in the chatbox so much that they just wanted to log off

I reached DTD last night confident of victory, had backed it with Wadey and laid it with Frankie for a nice green-out, whilst downing my sixth pint of stella, apt name for a stellar player

It was never in doubt. Even had time to lay the field in the WWE last night and get £37,000 on Cena to win at 1/5 (mugs, should have been a 1/20 shot) with Paddy Power. No one remembers now that Denise sacked me in 2002 for thinking it was real, oh no. She won't mock my Rey Mysterio masks now will she?



I sailed through the final table. Maria was agog with my wit and joie de vivre. I think she was really impressed with my knowledge of BAGs dogs, particularly the outside bias at Sunderland on wet Thursday nights. Perhaps that's why she blinded off, asleep, in 7th

I crushed heads up, won £5,300, went back and had a six hour skype conversation with redarmi about Conference North poisson distributions, had a quick flick through my Suar Panini stickers, and stuck it all on laying Wilkinson top 3 SPOTY.

Click to see full-size image.

1    Mark Wilson
2    Vance Martin
3    Ben Vinson
4    Barry Randall
5    Martyn Frey
6    Philip Dudley
7    Maria Demetriou
8    Andrew Stanton
9    Ben Glanville

Congratulations to me

Too good Tighty!  Only thing you missed was the meandering through Leicestershire on the way to dtd from my mum's to stop off at some hill's shops to get on the weather bet whilst listening to the golf in the car sweating knocking out 15 large after laying Furyk at 1000/1 to win the open after his late birdie frenzy down the stretch!  Apart from that a pretty accurate description of my day.

The final table was comical.  Ryan said it lasted 35 minutes with no deals/chops (my gran could have won this comp with the hands i had on the FT - just on the right side of cooler after cooler for a change - think i knocked 5 people out in 5 hands and the guy who came 2nd never played a hand until he was heads up).  Was over so quick i got back to sunny stoke in time to see Cena hose up in the wwe.  Felt a bit balla to pay £21 to watch 30 mins of a WWE PPV at 3.30am!

Back to reality of my boring existance now and the 11.03 at Hall Green awaits..

Cracking summary from Tighty

Brightened the mood in my office after a shitty start to the week

[exstream]

http://www.oddschecker.com/tennis/itf-tour/kai-chen-chang-v-jessica-moore/winner

Chang won 2 lost 12 in 2013, just started playing again since October.

Get on Moore at 11/5.

Easy