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[Tal]

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[arbboy]

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The lolapool guys actually think i am pissed when i post on their fred!!  That is the funny thing.  If i was really pissed i wouldn't give a fuck.  Most of the time i am sober and bored and waiting for the nba to start.  If i was pissed i wouldn't even read a lolapool thread.

[Marky147]

Reckon you'll be getting it, for mentioning Liverpool in here, Tal


Would never have guessed you'd had a drop, if you hadn' told us, Mark... Jeeves is gone, you'll have to get onto the local website for a servant, son!

The time gives it away.  Pretty obvious.  Tempted to go to vegas now tbh!  Mr Michigan (captain birdseye) at the nugget needs to donate his cash to me!  I love those nugget donkfests!  Fuck the wsop.

Get yourself out there for a few weeks!

Kelly needs someone to top up his wages, and the number of our lot at the Nugget is low this year...

[arbboy]

Reckon you'll be getting it, for mentioning Liverpool in here, Tal


Would never have guessed you'd had a drop, if you hadn' told us, Mark... Jeeves is gone, you'll have to get onto the local website for a servant, son!

The time gives it away.  Pretty obvious.  Tempted to go to vegas now tbh!  Mr Michigan (captain birdseye) at the nugget needs to donate his cash to me!  I love those nugget donkfests!  Fuck the wsop.

Get yourself out there for a few weeks!

Kelly needs someone to top up his wages, and the number of our lot at the Nugget is low this year...

Onny is going out next week living in a $2m apartment for free for a month from a friend of a friend who owes him a favour or two and begging me to go out but i hate watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I don't play poker seriously any more.  I know it sounds sick but i dont want to miss djok hosing up at Wimbledon.  Fuck vegas.  London england baby!  I can't watch this dirt ball shit in Paris with awful crowds and miss the greatest event of the year at reasonable hours.  It is so hard watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I tried for 2 years and i felt so fucked.

Plus the nba finals are a blow out now lebron has no support.  I love being downtown in the nugget watching the nba finals in the sportsbook.  They don't get why English guys love the nba.  The recs look at you like an alien.  Even though u have the lot on!

[exstream]

Reckon you'll be getting it, for mentioning Liverpool in here, Tal


Would never have guessed you'd had a drop, if you hadn' told us, Mark... Jeeves is gone, you'll have to get onto the local website for a servant, son!

The time gives it away.  Pretty obvious.  Tempted to go to vegas now tbh!  Mr Michigan (captain birdseye) at the nugget needs to donate his cash to me!  I love those nugget donkfests!  Fuck the wsop.

Get yourself out there for a few weeks!

Kelly needs someone to top up his wages, and the number of our lot at the Nugget is low this year...

Onny is going out next week living in a $2m apartment for free for a month from a friend of a friend who owes him a favour or two and begging me to go out but i hate watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I don't play poker seriously any more.  I know it sounds sick but i dont want to miss djok hosing up at Wimbledon.  Fuck vegas.  London england baby!  I can't watch this dirt ball shit in Paris with awful crowds and miss the greatest event of the year at reasonable hours.  It is so hard watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I tried for 2 years and i felt so fucked.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=65432.0

if you're looking for somewhere to stay in london for wimbledon

[arbboy]

Reckon you'll be getting it, for mentioning Liverpool in here, Tal


Would never have guessed you'd had a drop, if you hadn' told us, Mark... Jeeves is gone, you'll have to get onto the local website for a servant, son!

The time gives it away.  Pretty obvious.  Tempted to go to vegas now tbh!  Mr Michigan (captain birdseye) at the nugget needs to donate his cash to me!  I love those nugget donkfests!  Fuck the wsop.

Get yourself out there for a few weeks!

Kelly needs someone to top up his wages, and the number of our lot at the Nugget is low this year...

Onny is going out next week living in a $2m apartment for free for a month from a friend of a friend who owes him a favour or two and begging me to go out but i hate watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I don't play poker seriously any more.  I know it sounds sick but i dont want to miss djok hosing up at Wimbledon.  Fuck vegas.  London england baby!  I can't watch this dirt ball shit in Paris with awful crowds and miss the greatest event of the year at reasonable hours.  It is so hard watching Wimbledon in vegas.  I tried for 2 years and i felt so fucked.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=65432.0

if you're looking for somewhere to stay in london for wimbledon

lolz i told you to pay over the odds whenyou stay in london.  Don't do it cheap.  Either do it properly or don't go.  Don't say i didn't tell you.

[exstream]

it's the people im going with

[Tal]

Arb, when people look at you funny when you're in full flow, it's not because you're talking about the NBA.

[exstream]

06 Jun 2015 - Team Solomid v Team Impulse - Match Betting

Team Impulse @ 13/8

Stake : £24.62
Estimated Returns : £
64.50
Transaction Reference:
O/0457483/0001334/F
Single

07 Jun 2015 - Counter Logic Gaming v Team Solomid - Match Betting

Counter Logic Gaming @ 11/8

Stake : £25.00
Estimated Returns : £
59.25
Transaction Reference:
O/0457483/0001335/F
Total Stake : £49.62

Team Impulse is a loser
Counter Logic Gaming game is tomorrow

William Hill have Team Dragon Knight vs Team Dignitas as both 5/6

Pinnacle are closer to 4/5 for Dignitas and evens for Team Dragon Knight.

I reckon this should be an easy win for Dignitas as again, TDK are playing with their 3 substitute players and are having problems with their main roster.

TDK's other match is against Enemy who are 4/6, can leave that one though as Enemy are also a new team this season.

Dignitas 5/6!

http://sports.williamhill.com/bet/en-gb/betting/g/5173149/Match-Betting.html

07 Jun 2015 - Team Dragon Knights v Team Dignitas - Match Betting

Team Dignitas @ 5/6

Stake : £25.00
Estimated Returns : £
45.83
Transaction Reference:
O/0457483/0001336/F
Total Stake : £25.00

Dignitas is a winner.

[arbboy]

Arb, when people look at you funny when you're in full flow, it's not because you're talking about the NBA.

I know i am an alco!!  You don't have to spell it out.  My doctor told me years ago!

I will be at Perry Barr tomorrow afternoon if you fancy wathcing a BAGS betting ring getting smashed up!  I went last week for a lol afternoon off and it was so funny watching them duck for cover like i knew what i was doing i am going again tomorrow if you fancy a sunday afternoon jolly in the sun.  241 at the bar as well.  Incredible.  Such value!

[arbboy]

It is ten times better getting knocked back face to face than online.  They never say live 'it is a trading decision'.

[arbboy]

jesus the boss is signing in from SD now.  Maybe i need to go to bed!  Things must be getting serious. 

[Tal]

jesus the boss is signing in from SD now.  Maybe i need to go to bed!  Things must be getting serious. 

I did warn you...

[arbboy]

Please come to Perry Barr tomorrow afternoon.  It will be funny. You are a fred legend tal but i want to let you put my bets on for me for an afternoon in bangers and mash!

I will be up at 11am on the dot to do the morning bags on bf.  I love the game.  No matter how pissed i am the machine goes on at 1055am without fail.

[Tal]

Please come to Perry Barr tomorrow afternoon.  It will be funny. You are a fred legend tal but i want to let you put my bets on for me for an afternoon in bangers and mash!

I will be up at 11am on the dot to do the morning bags on bf.  I love the game.  No matter how pissed i am the machine goes on at 1055am without fail.

I'm otherwise engaged, I'm afraid, sir.

As tempting as the opportunity to utter the sentence "£500 on trap seven, please" is, it'll have to be another time