Finally a RSQ worth winning (£5,000 prize gtd by Rob Yong sort of)

[AdamM]

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[MintTrav]

soon as i saw you had posted i thought omg now i'm in trouble. believe me nothing is more awkward than what i'm going through right now

when I saw your questions earlier my first thought was 'brilliant, he's messed up, please don't let anyone point it out to him'. I can guarantee there were quite a few others with the same thought. massive sigh now though

Gosh, the rules of this are more complicated than I thought.

[Cf]

Yeah it's essentially the first rule of rsqs. Don't ask for clarification on questions and be prepared to argue your case at the reveal

[smashedagain]

Yeah it's essentially the first rule of rsqs. Don't ask for clarification on questions and be prepared to argue your case at the reveal

Look lads. There is no need to stick out your leg to trip up a man who is already falling.

i'm not a dictator and still open to having my anal git cards reduced. if you wanna only make it less cards per entrant instead of 12 i am happy to debate it. Not only have i had some anal answers already but have also had multiple duplicates.

[Supernova]

right here we go again.

So after months of coming 2nd (in before the wife) i messed up big time last week and actually won the RSQ. What a nightmare this is already.

Guy has tried to help me by sending me his spreadsheet from last week but tbh i dont think its gonna be much use because i think i am going to ask different questions to him, probably get different people entering and giving different answers so using his scores are gonna be way off the mark (i cant take the chance on ever winning this again).

Due to my sick IT skills i feel that the reveal may be a total Farce lasting many days or even weeks so i am going to have to implement some rule changes. To compensate for the deviation from the norm those who agree to the changes become elligable for the prize. Those that dont agree can not win the prize but can continue to take part and object to their hearts content but in all honesty will probably be ignored.

Ok about the prize. I am jealous of Rob chucking around these £1million gtd prizes at will so i fancied a go at being Billy big Bucks this week. I sat down with Simon and Nick to discuss Dtd putting up the £5k prize for this as a goodwill gesture. They said "GTFO and how the hell did you get in our office" so it looks like its just down to me and Rob again. You all know that Rob has already gtd the UKIPT at £1 million but here is the thing. He aint actually gonna give you anything because this event is gonna hit the required runners and if it does not i would valet in Dtd in a skirt for a full shift in high heels.

However hope is not lost and the £5,000 is going to come out of my pocket. The kind live players at dtd were kind enough to gift me a seat into the UKIPT at the first live satellite so i am in for next to nothing. After my wife takes her 50%, chippyman (aka frankie) gets is 10% swop and i pay all my debts off i am left with a spare 2.5% which i am gonna give upto the quiz winner. This will amount to a very tasty £5,000 from the £200k first prize that i am going to win.

Yes thats right you are in the running to get a 2.5% freeroll in the ukipt. Now i can hear you all crying "this guy has kids to feed, how can he be so generous, he is just giving money away, what a complete idiot, thats gotta be one of the worst decisions ever and that has to be themost -ev  decision  ever." You are all obv right but please let me explain why i am being so stupid............. I actually like Frankie a lot swop with him to get some run good.

so there you have it. you are to allow me some rule changes in return for the added prize.



God this has taken all morning and now have to go pick up the twins from the nursery.

You did not really expect the questions and rules as well did you. will try to get em done this afternoon. i know the rule changes but aint actually thought of any questions yet.

was gonna spell check but could nottake the chance of losing all this again

FTFL;DFR

Pretty sure essay's are banned in RSQ's... If not then Tighty needs to add it to the rules!!

Cliffs and delete orig pls..

Abso fecking lolfarce

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FML WTF are FTFL;DFR short for??? Stop speaking Bradfordian FFS.

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[TRIP5]

Far too fecking long; didnt feckin read...

And i stand by it too

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[taximan007]

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[smashedagain]

Far too fecking long; didnt feckin read...

And i stand by it too

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Just get your answers in and stop knocking my confidence.

Did you ever play poker in Naps in Bradford. I used to love it in there on a Monday night despite people "rule bending" shall we say. Soooooo many great characters

[moonandback]

had a go.

[kinboshi]

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[leethefish]

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[smashedagain]

Whoever  sent me a message at 17.46 please re send as I deleted by mistake some how.

It may have been you lee responding to my pm. I have your answers

[cambridgealex]

Just lol. What a complete disaster this is going to be. Can't even begin to understand the rules, see the questions or anything.

And lol at the 2.5% freeroll. Nobody but Herbie would actually consider that a reward

[smashedagain]

Just lol. What a complete disaster this is going to be. Can't even begin to understand the rules, see the questions or anything.

And lol at the 2.5% freeroll. Nobody but Herbie would actually consider that a reward

Lol. Yes It is a poor sweat come to think of it, I would hate to get anyones hopes up and then let  em down

[istrabraq]

I'n will book wednesday morning off I'n case it's a long night