Phrases you hate in poker

[JK]

"Me and Thee?" Said when a pot goes heads up. Dont know why tbh, just annoys me.

People that complain about the dealer really irate me (even when Im not playing). A dealer is just someone who sits there, shuffles cards and chucks them to you. Its not our fault someone decided to play their hand like a spanner. Oh and fwiw, I normally enjoy it when these people take horrific beats.

Also get annoyed by the "Its just Ace High" and "I hate (insert premium hand they lost yesterday with)". Tell you what sir, Ill take that instead of you for the rest our lives, and you can take my 23,24,25,26 and 2,7's

[MANTIS01]

"Next time you raise my blind I will go all in"

[Junior Senior]

Basically all of the above. My absolute least favourite though has to be the guy who bemoans his decision to fold J4 in a 4 bet pot when he would have scooped against 2 premiums on. JJ4xx board.

#zerolevelthinking

[smurf]

Can't say I hate it but I do laugh at - "you called me with that" and "Why didn't you raise pre flop"

And some good retorts firstly when they say "I knew you had that" ...so why did you call me then

And a beauty that I have used once and it seemed to tilt them was an answer to a totally different question

"How much you got behind"......not sure yet but I went to Spain last year and liked it so I might go back (then put your iPod on before they can ask again)

[Tal]

"Me and Thee?" Said when a pot goes heads up. Dont know why tbh, just annoys me.

People that complain about the dealer really irate me (even when Im not playing). A dealer is just someone who sits there, shuffles cards and chucks them to you. Its not our fault someone decided to play their hand like a spanner. Oh and fwiw, I normally enjoy it when these people take horrific beats.

Also get annoyed by the "Its just Ace High" and "I hate (insert premium hand they lost yesterday with)". Tell you what sir, Ill take that instead of you for the rest our lives, and you can take my 23,24,25,26 and 2,7's

Think I've done that when you were dealing!

Some of this chat is for a.specific purpose. Most is just ignorance.

[JGill_DTD]

"I'll catch you next time"
"I knew you were at it, that's why I called pre"
"How much have you got behind? I put you all in" followed by them staring you down, refusing to drop eye contact. Why so intense?

Btw found a great tumblr site. Never fails to make me laugh:
http://lifewithfacecards.tumblr.com/

Edit: always hate it when people are oop and playing with their chips as if they are about to snap call you, to try and intimidate you into a check. I know its obvious info they are giving away, but ahh tilting

[TL900]

"Next time you raise my blind I will go all in"

this or just 'I never fold my big blind'

[paulhouk03]

"I'll catch you next time"
"I knew you were at it, that's why I called pre"
"How much have you got behind? I put you all in" followed by them staring you down, refusing to drop eye contact. Why so intense?

Btw found a great tumblr site. Never fails to make me laugh:
http://lifewithfacecards.tumblr.com/

Edit: always hate it when people are oop and playing with their chips as if they are about to snap call you, to try and intimidate you into a check. I know its obvious info they are giving away, but ahh tilting

good waste of an hour (Y)

[Royal Flush]

I hate it when people blame dealers as well, but i hate it more then those same dealers then expect a tip. You either have no control over the cards or you have control, you can't have it both ways.

[Yian]

When people describe a dynamic with "he knows that I know that he knows..." Shut ya mouth!
Sometimes a valid description but it's one of those lines drip fed by tv poker.

<3 negreanu

[JK]

"Me and Thee?" Said when a pot goes heads up. Dont know why tbh, just annoys me.

People that complain about the dealer really irate me (even when Im not playing). A dealer is just someone who sits there, shuffles cards and chucks them to you. Its not our fault someone decided to play their hand like a spanner. Oh and fwiw, I normally enjoy it when these people take horrific beats.

Also get annoyed by the "Its just Ace High" and "I hate (insert premium hand they lost yesterday with)". Tell you what sir, Ill take that instead of you for the rest our lives, and you can take my 23,24,25,26 and 2,7's

Think I've done that when you were dealing!

Some of this chat is for a.specific purpose. Most is just ignorance.

Haha, its more the overuse of the phrase than the phrase itself.

Flushy, I personally dont expect a tip because I made you play the hand well or whatever, its more a tip for my services, which is normally done when winning a pot. I never EXPECT people to tip me, nor do I push it. If someone feels Im doing my job well, then they will tip me. Thats just the way imo

[Poker_Monkey]

When people thay "Thats poker" I fell like I want to punch them in the face, even more when its a nob that really cant figger out that his 3 out was a good call for his hole stack.

[TL900]

'Thanks mate' when someone wins a big pot off you/busts you

tilts me so hard.

[Karabiner]

"One seat here"

Usually said in a loud voice before the poor unfortunate has had time to gather his belongings.

[Woodsey]

When someone says 'pwned' in person

Wtf? People actually say that? That is pretty cringeworthy.