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« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2013, 06:56:50 PM »

yes it is pretty poor but a rush job

the cheltenham 2013 one is funny even if you dont like them
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« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2013, 06:57:14 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9-Zm1me1Es
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« Reply #62 on: May 22, 2013, 07:01:22 PM »

I must be easily pleased. Did laugh at "stop crying Hayley , arselicking wont

get you Ahern's rides "

Lets look at the Cheltenham one then....
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« Reply #63 on: May 22, 2013, 07:06:22 PM »

Cheltenham one is the best, but still wouldn't call it funny.

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« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2013, 07:08:03 PM »

it is in time, the words kind of match up with the speech and it is in parts funny

compared to the rest its genius
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« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2013, 07:19:40 PM »

It was funnier the day after the festival, the bit about the foxhunters and in time unlike so many others
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« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2013, 07:26:27 PM »

It was funnier the day after the festival, the bit about the foxhunters and in time unlike so many others

The woman reassuring the crying woman that Tidal Bay had franked the form was the best moment.
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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2013, 12:50:47 PM »

Thursday 23/05/2013

2pts win PORCINI 7/1 (3 firms) 7.45 Salisbury

A tight betting race but this horse is unexposed over this trip on the turf. Hopefully it can show its improved all weather form on the turf tonight. I think it can win or at least go close from this mark.

The ian williams horse is the danger but the very long break is a question mark and i cant see any value in it at current prices. The rest look poorly handicapped or out of form.
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« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2013, 01:32:58 PM »

4.20 Goodwood

1pt win each

ASTROMAGICK 14/1 GENERAL

ROCKFELLA 16/1 (3 FIRMS)

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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2013, 02:49:00 PM »

The 7.45 is very, very trappy horsey and I wish you well. The Racing Post got their best tipster on the case to sort it out...

4/1 the field, seven runners. The shrewdies were on Spice Fair at big prices last night Smiley

Porcini has never done much on turf and is handicapped the same as on the AW. Newcombe doesn't chuck money away and interesting to see Dunhoy so strong.

REALLY like Gift Of Silence at Yarmouth tomo, list horse nap, oi oi!
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« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2013, 02:59:50 PM »

Seaside plunge, near to home, and celebrate with an ice cream and a go in the arcade eh Chompy. Look forward to that.

Was quite keen on Cosimo de Medici, but Horsey got two to beat it, so not so happy now Sad
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« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2013, 04:42:31 PM »

Hmmm. I think he might just have won had he not given away 15 lengths at the start. Sigh
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« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2013, 05:40:14 PM »

yes good shout adz

unfourtantley the utter burke coc of the course could not resist watering the track every day and it is now slippy as anything

being a coc (how apt) is one of a few jobs were no matter how bad you are you keep your job
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« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2013, 05:42:59 PM »

The 7.45 is very, very trappy horsey and I wish you well. The Racing Post got their best tipster on the case to sort it out...

4/1 the field, seven runners. The shrewdies were on Spice Fair at big prices last night Smiley

Porcini has never done much on turf and is handicapped the same as on the AW. Newcombe doesn't chuck money away and interesting to see Dunhoy so strong.

REALLY like Gift Of Silence at Yarmouth tomo, list horse nap, oi oi!

spice fair still looks a lb or two to high to me (bit like myself)

goooooooooooo the list horse
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« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2013, 05:44:08 PM »

Aye

Saw an interview with Seamus Buckley as he went round the other day. Hardly an inspiring individual.
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