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« Reply #30 on: July 04, 2015, 01:53:30 AM » |
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I like peace.  So how come you wear a Dennis the Menace t shirt? You need to provide photo evidence or I may sue.  Totally different. Hairstyle is different. T shirt is the same. |
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« Reply #31 on: July 04, 2015, 01:56:23 AM » |
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I have the hair |
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\"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented.\" - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #32 on: July 04, 2015, 02:02:06 AM » |
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I have the hair I'm beginning to think it's a syrup Ralph. I bet you have several that get incrementally longer. You start with the shortest and put a longer one on every week until you get to the longest, then you go to the barber, bung him a flag to keep schtum and then walk out wearing the short one again. |
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« Reply #33 on: July 04, 2015, 02:05:03 AM » |
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I have the hair I have never had the "hair". |
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« Reply #34 on: July 04, 2015, 02:08:00 AM » |
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I have the hair I'm beginning to think it's a syrup Ralph. I bet you have several that get incrementally longer. You start with the shortest and put a longer one on every week until you get to the longest, then you go to the barber, bung him a flag to keep schtum and then walk out wearing the short one again. How much is a "flag"? I've never considered those tactics but, if sufficiently cheap, it would be foolish to rule it out. |
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« Reply #35 on: July 04, 2015, 02:16:57 AM » |
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I have the hair I'm beginning to think it's a syrup Ralph. I bet you have several that get incrementally longer. You start with the shortest and put a longer one on every week until you get to the longest, then you go to the barber, bung him a flag to keep schtum and then walk out wearing the short one again. Oddly enough about twenty years ago two guys had a bet about whether my hair was a syrup or not, this was in the old Stakis/Gala/Grosvenor in Nottingham. They insisted on one of them actually pulling my hair to see if it came loose to settle the bet. I've also been accused of having a perm. and dyeing my barnet. I mean can you imagine a man of my years dyeing his hair? |
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« Reply #36 on: July 04, 2015, 02:20:59 AM » |
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How much is a "flag"?
A Lady Godiva. |
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« Reply #37 on: July 04, 2015, 02:23:09 AM » |
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I have the hair I'm beginning to think it's a syrup Ralph. I bet you have several that get incrementally longer. You start with the shortest and put a longer one on every week until you get to the longest, then you go to the barber, bung him a flag to keep schtum and then walk out wearing the short one again. Oddly enough about twenty years ago two guys had a bet about whether my hair was a syrup or not, this was in the old Stakis/Gala/Grosvenor in Nottingham. They insisted on one of them actually pulling my hair to see if it came loose to settle the bet. I've also been accused of having a perm. and dyeing my barnet. I mean can you imagine a man of my years dyeing his hair? I've decided he's a natural blonde who dyes his eyebrows black. |
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« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2015, 02:24:32 AM » |
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Shut up now Ralph. You're turning Mere's excellent thread into a farce.
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« Reply #39 on: July 04, 2015, 04:42:54 AM » |
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Shut up now Ralph. You're turning Mere's excellent thread into a farce.
Quite so. Actually, as I'm sure you are aware, I'm pleased to get any feedback at all. |
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« Reply #40 on: July 04, 2015, 11:34:12 AM » |
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Great write up and made a few £££ thx
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« Reply #41 on: July 04, 2015, 12:05:50 PM » |
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Shut up now Ralph. You're turning Mere's excellent thread into a farce.
Quite so. Actually, as I'm sure you are aware, I'm pleased to get any feedback at all. Mere, let me put decorum and convention aside for a moment and admit publicly that I love you. Your second ever post sealed the deal for me. I love self depreciation, perhaps that's because I'm personally so bad at it. (One there for the purists) Thankyou. It's not even a great picture of me  (Actually there are no great pictures of me). I read all your stuff but it's usually so far above my head that I find it difficult to make a serious contribution. I wish I knew more about you though. For instance, have you always been so organised? |
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« Reply #42 on: July 04, 2015, 01:49:35 PM » |
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Why do they introduce the freeloading sportspeople, who have loads of cash anyway, on Centre Court, and expect them all to be applauded?
They all get a free day ffs.
Applaud those that have paid for them to have a freebie!!
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« Reply #43 on: July 04, 2015, 02:06:01 PM » |
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Why do they introduce the freeloading sportspeople, who have loads of cash anyway, on Centre Court, and expect them all to be applauded?
They all get a free day ffs.
Applaud those that have paid for them to have a freebie!!
Isn't that one of the rewards for all the hard work they've put in. all the hours spent training while we were watching telly or tucked up in bed? I don't understand this culture of begrudging and knocking success. They've paid, but they paid in sweat and determination. If they are freeloaders why aren't we all doing it? |
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« Reply #44 on: July 04, 2015, 02:12:20 PM » |
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That sounded a bit confrontational. It wasn't meant to.
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