We should probably have a Chief Football Correspondent from a broadsheet on the selection panel. Saves time.
"No, he's got a lot of dodgy financial transactions out there"
"What? With his history?"
"Didn't you hear about the secretary?"
"He'll be good...when he sobers up"
Just speeds the whole process up.
Shortlist will require:
1. Football experience, particularly of the Premier League
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2. Strong leadership
3. Doesn't need the money
4. Squeaky clean
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5. Not frightened to make difficult calls
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6. A confident character
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7. Who can coach the players psychologically
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8. As well as physically
9. Someone who can work the crowd at press conferences
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10. But who can work magic when it matters most
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Shouldn't be too hard...