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« on: September 24, 2019, 12:28:12 PM »

So, we are led to believe that the Earth is round but some of my childhood heroes are offering some different opinions.

Carl Froch - "The Earth is flat, 100%. There's no proof of the curvature and this fake space agency Nasa use CGI images and everyone is different. I'm looking at them thinking: "Hang on a minute, they're like cartoons. When someone like Richard Branson goes up there and starts doing chartered flights and you can look back on Earth and see the Earth's curvature, I'll believe the earth is a globe.'

Freddie Flintoff - If you’re in a helicopter and you hover why does the Earth not come to you if it’s round? 'Why, if we’re hurtling through space, why would water stay still? Why is it not wobbling? Also if you fire a laser about 16 miles, if the world was curved, you shouldn’t be able to see it but you can.'The middle is the North Pole, around the outside is the South Pole which is like a big wall of ice. This is why all governments now have bases on the South Pole.'

Glad that someone is finally speaking up and asking why water is not wobbling given we are flying through space.

Who knows what to believe any more.

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« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2019, 12:45:25 PM »

too many punches/cricket balls to the head
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« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2019, 01:57:39 PM »

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« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2019, 02:38:48 PM »

Froch for PM to replace Boris.
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« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2019, 06:25:56 PM »

I don’t believe the earth is flat, but I do believe the we have been genetically engineered by a far advanced civilisation

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« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2019, 07:14:43 PM »

I should have wrote more....

So I/we believe that there is an older civilisation. A civilisation very similar to our more advanced in their thinking but less advanced in their genetic makeup.

That civilisation realised that they would eventually become extinct through natural causes and set forth to become a multi planetary species. They terraformed many planets and placed the perfect genetically modified species on each planet that would adapt to the planets environment and resource. They formed small colonies on each planet and guided the genetically modified in survival and the quest for knowledge.

The older civilisation eventually became extinct through a series of inbreeding and environmental deficiencies. They left their knowledge with scholars and scientists who took control and became drunk on power. Where we were designed to be the best of the best, physically, mentally and emotionally these scholars started using their advance knowledge to control us through various different outlets. Not for money but for control.

The scholars and scientists formed a secret society, an impenetrable society, an elite society who are only accountable to each other and use their knowledge as power and control the us humans.

This is 100% fiction and I made it up on the spot right now and have typed it as I thought it... I haven’t proof read it at all and I am about to click publish...
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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2019, 07:25:46 PM »

Nurse!
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2019, 07:32:24 PM »

Nurse!

It’s to late.... They don’t have nurses in the compound my brain is in... Actually they do have nurses, but not for what you’re thinking Wink
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2019, 08:05:06 PM »

Tom,

Do you remember the good old days when BangBang didn't post on blonde? Wink







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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2019, 08:52:38 PM »

Tom,

Do you remember the good old days when BangBang didn't post on blonde? Wink







Just kidding Steven x

Sounds like an invitation for me to carry on..

So this older and more advanced race put technology in place which we now think is energy. The technology does everything from attract humans to each other for the purpose of procreation and also enrage humans for the purpose of destruction. The technology is perfect and works on a quantum level.

Few have been able to manipulate this technology because it is programmed within our DNA and when they do they become advanced and powerful beyond measure. The status quo is occasionally broken by such beings but when this happens the scholars of old take 180 years and erase all knowledge of these beings and restart the cycle of knowledge by teaching humans a regressed level of life.

Advanced beings from other colonies “Survivors” as you might call them visit this planet from time to time to check on evolution of humans molecular structures and to manage the scholars of old. 3 cycles ago a faction of scholars broke off and went underground. Their aim was to disrupt the cycles and to allow the humans to gain old knowledge of new technologies. They leave tablets, paintings, sculptures and structures things that are inexplicable by time with the hope one day the humans will be free of their scholar masters.... Kaboooom
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2019, 12:00:25 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2019, 09:49:40 AM »

If you've got three and a half hours to burn on a rainy Sunday...

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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2019, 09:52:14 AM »

https://youtu.be/erA3WQE9Zes

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« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2019, 01:18:36 PM »

https://youtu.be/erA3WQE9Zes

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Sorry Chomps. I wouldn't be able to watch it without smashing my laptop up.
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