Room 101

[Robert HM]

That's prob cos you men stand in the middle of the room looking at eye height

Lasses who don't give us blokes a chance. If we lower our eyes we get in trouble, if we look to the skies we are being rude, and now we get in trouble if we go for the happy medium.

[RED-DOG]

Not having that female only ability to examine the crotch of the opposite sex using only my peripheral vision

[Trace]

Don't be silly Robert.   

 

[Robert HM]

... and then being patronised 

[ariston]

womanisms should go into room 101.
 eg "whats the matter"
      "nothing" = everything
also why do women tell each other everything, blokes dont!

[snoopy1239]

my boss sitting at the desk next to me when I want to use the forum all day.

[booder]

mmmmmmmmmmm   pet hates for room 101
          jamie olivers big fat tongue
          frank "cuckoo" bruno
          manchester united
          people who hit the case ace on the river
          john barnes presenting channel 5 football
         ignorant people who have no manners- it costs nothing to say please or thank you
         manchester united
         withheld phone numbers
         texts from my daughter asking me to ring her back
         spiders
         bats (flying not cricket)
         manchester united
         eyes
         needles
         people who look at my tattoos and ask the predictable question - does it hurt!
        and if i forgot to mention it    manchester united

[snoopy1239]

spam

[ifm]

stretches of motorway coned off with nobody working
when a lane is coned off, people going down it and cutting in at the last minute
women golfers
people pressing the button at crossings then crossing before it changes
running out of bread
hangovers
muppets who ask if you want a call, then outdrawing ya!! (sattelite at walsall 1/2 hour ago)
having to take my rubbish bags out to the road when i pay council tax!!
Jo Brand
celebrity chefs

[redsimon]

yeah went last night was a joke with the moaning going on. lasted til final 3 tables but left a bad taste in my mouth. name the best night at luton then?

Any night its shut?

[RED-DOG]

People who illustrate their bad beats using little playing card icons

[Colchester Kev]

lol    nice one ....

[Rhu]

If I can add:

Bernard Manning (I will not be responsible for my actions if I ever meet this man)

People who are famous for F all i.e. Jordan, Jodie Marsh, anyone from Big Brother.

The number of reality shows. There’s one or two I enjoy but the 3608 others can get tae!

The licence fee keeping Dale Winton in a job.

The fact a lot of people find Jordan and Jodie Marsh attractive (The words arse and dog’s spring to mind)

Why do adverts have to be so loud. I’m not going to buy the product just cause you’re shouting at me.

The changing of product names because they’re different in Europe. Cif, Cif, what the hell is that?

The over interest in ‘celebrities’. I don’t give a F if Jordan and whatshisface got married, woop de doo!

Whoever decides the importance of news and therefore the order it is on. (There was a hurricane in Birmingham today, one person fell down. In other news, three people died in Iraq today.) One is MORE IMPORTANT than the other!

[Ironside]

The changing of product names because they’re different in Europe. Cif, Cif, what the hell is that?

it JIF you use it for cleaning pans rather good at the job so the ladies tell me

Whoever decides the importance of news and therefore the order it is on. (There was a hurricane in Birmingham today, one person fell down. In other news, three people died in Iraq today.) One is MORE IMPORTANT than the other!

OMG i missed that did the guy get up alright i hope he aint hurt

[Rhu]

Cleaning you say, never heard of it.

I think the man from Birmingham just fell over cause he gave up the will to live, due to living in Birmingham.