Room 101

[Ironside]

50 something men who think they are 38

50 something men who misread their hands

50 something men who kiss Yorkshiremen on the lips

where is old father time tonight anyway?  

he is 80 something

[Ironside]

I don't mean it to sound like I'd put 'elblondie on tv' into room 101.

people who put the boss in room 101 then deny it

[Ironside]

the red warning that tells you there has been a post whilst you were writing.

you can turn that off in your profile

[Ironside]

spam

i love spam fritters

[yt]

A couple of new ones from the journey to work today.

Courtesy of some silly bint in a micra -
People who stop at EVERY roundabout when there is NOTHING coming. The road markings clearly indicate to GIVE WAY not STOP AND GIVE WAY.

It was foggy this morning so a new room 101 is people who DONT use fog lights when its bloody foggy and seriously dangerous not to use them.

This icon -  I mean wtf would you use that for?

[Pommy]

You just hit my major grievance on the head yt, Nissan Micras and their drivers.  I consider Micra drivers far worse than Volvo drivers ever were.

I condem Micras and their drivers to room 101.

Also for room 101 is this hand - 

[TightEnd]

A couple of new ones from the journey to work today.

Courtesy of some silly bint in a micra -
People who stop at EVERY roundabout when there is NOTHING coming. The road markings clearly indicate to GIVE WAY not STOP AND GIVE WAY.

It was foggy this morning so a new room 101 is people who DONT use fog lights when its bloody foggy and seriously dangerous not to use them.

This icon -  I mean wtf would you use that for?

yt, you've got to give up on the Jeremy Clarkson stuff really


I'm sure there's a forum for disappointed and frustrated drivers somewhere

[yt]

yt, you've got to give up on the Jeremy Clarkson stuff really
I'm sure there's a forum for disappointed and frustrated drivers somewhere

No can do. It's a room 101 post and that what I want in it!

Tractors on the road......in the rush hour! Why? They get up at the crack of dawn, drive it then!

Red diesel. Not fair.

The insidious withholding of commercially available 100% bio fuel. (veg oil 97% non-ethanol based white spirt 3%) even with the 27p a litre tax it would still be less than half the price of normal diesel.

Flat caps on car drivers silvery hair. You just know your stuck behind them for the next 10 miles.

Davina McCall - pointless

Gary Rhodes poncy food on plate arranging 'skills'

TV licence fee.

Mobile phones that do everything. I just want to make calls on a phone the size of a credit card that fits in my wallet. No texting, no wap, no bluetooth, no photos, no video no anything just a phone.

[AdamM]

I think it'd be best all round if you got the train from now on YT

[TightEnd]

or perhaps provide us with your itinerary and intended route for us to avoid.

Thanks.

xx

[yt]

LOL
Harlow to Cheshunt A414 A10
Cheshunt to Clare A10, A120, M11, A11, er road to haverhill, A1017
and any combination of the 3 locations really. 500 odd miles a week.
I also go to stortford quite a bit.


Room 101 - people with bluetooth headsets. it's not star trek out there.

[AdamM]

can you describe your car in a bit more detail too, so if one of us has an angry man tailgating and flashing, they know it's a fellow Blondite and to let you pass.

[snoopy1239]

Adam - did u get my message. I'm not on msn at the mo cos I'm at work.

[TightEnd]

LOL
Harlow to Cheshunt A414 A10
Cheshunt to Clare A10, A120, M11, A11, er road to haverhill, A1017
and any combination of the 3 locations really. 500 odd miles a week.
I also go to stortford quite a bit.

was it you crashing in the Tesco car park that caused the Cheshunt tunnel collapse?

T.Leahy asked me to find out

[yt]

can you describe your car in a bit more detail too, so if one of us has an angry man tailgating and flashing, they know it's a fellow Blondite and to let you pass.

In general if someone is doing this to you then you are almost certainly in the wrong and should pull over and let the nice man past. Why do you care if he wants to go faster than you? Is it a macho thing? 

Black 3 door Freelander hardback.