Room 101

[RED-DOG]

Getting a Red Hot Chilli Pepper in the eye.  It is painful, it makes your eye run, water doesn't fix the problem, it is very hot, it is no fun. 

If I ever become a World leader I will ban the handling of Red Hot Chilli Peppers without gloves.  They are a fine vegetable with a lot of potential, however without correct care and attention it is possible to get a bad case of 'burny eye syndrome' which can result in people mistakenly thinking you have been crying .

Given the chance, I would handle chili pepper without gloves, or any other item of clothing for that matter.

I promise I would use lots of care and attention, however I would probably get a bad case of 'huge stupid grin syndrome' which could result in people mistakenly thinking I had been at the funny fags.

[Laxie]

Spend 3 hours cooking the Sunday dinner only to be 'full' by the time it's served, thanks to the random taste tests required during preparation.

Mopping floors on a rainy day just before kids arrive home from school.  Why bother?!

Mechanics who claim to be 'doing you a deal'.  They're 'doing' you alright...bend over.

Pubs that serve bad pints and take offence if you quietly mention it.  Sorry, but my internals are more important than your 'feelings'...and they were pretty damn offended last Sunday morning.

 

[RED-DOG]

That huge red banner at the bottom of the screen on TV news programmes. It tells you nothing useful and obscures half the picture.

[Ginger]

Pubs that serve bad pints and take offence if you quietly mention it.  Sorry, but my internals are more important than your 'feelings'...and they were pretty damn offended last Sunday morning.

LOL

Cheers Dawn, I will now be smelling coffee for the next few hours!

[Sark79]

Getting a Red Hot Chilli Pepper in the eye.  It is painful, it makes your eye run, water doesn't fix the problem, it is very hot, it is no fun. 

If I ever become a World leader I will ban the handling of Red Hot Chilli Peppers without gloves.  They are a fine vegetable with a lot of potential, however without correct care and attention it is possible to get a bad case of 'burny eye syndrome' which can result in people mistakenly thinking you have been crying .

Given the chance, I would handle chili pepper without gloves, or any other item of clothing for that matter.

I promise I would use lots of care and attention, however I would probably get a bad case of 'huge stupid grin syndrome' which could result in people mistakenly thinking I had been at the funny fags.

lol 

[The_duke]

Warm Beer
Badly filled Guinness
Alcohol Free Lager
Silly names for beers (Bittersweet Betty etc)
People who take the perfect product and trying to change it (USA -- Green Guinness FFS)
Little tiddly bottles in the Hotel Room mini bar
Flat Beer
Stupid shaped Beer Glasses
Citrus flavouring in beer
Limes in the spout
'trendy' wine bars
Loud music in bars (go to a disco FFS)
Psudeo 'Irish' bars in silly places run by silly people (Nine fine Irishmen in Vegas was an exception)

[Ironside]

whats wrong with bittersweet betty one of the best beers i have tasted

[The_duke]

If you like beer that tastes like burnt bacon -- then good luck to you ......

[RED-DOG]

Bump.

Lol @ Tighty's contributions. I think he's probably even worse now.

[KarmaDope]

I miss a lot of the legends that posted in here, that are no longer regulars on the forum.

[RED-DOG]

I miss a lot of the legends that posted in here, that are no longer regulars on the forum.

Me too.