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« Reply #240 on: November 07, 2014, 11:51:36 AM »

Not being able to correctly make a cup of tea is a criminal offence up north, so I presume she was a fairly posh girl!
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« Reply #241 on: November 07, 2014, 12:02:13 PM »

She was from North London.
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« Reply #242 on: November 07, 2014, 12:03:22 PM »

She was from North London.

Arsenal fan, obviously. All kettle and no cups.
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« Reply #243 on: November 07, 2014, 12:06:48 PM »

She was from North London.

Arsenal fan, obviously. All kettle and no cups.

 
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« Reply #244 on: November 07, 2014, 12:49:07 PM »

My lad - 'Dad, have you ever noticed that Steve Coogan and Alan Partridge look like each other?'

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« Reply #245 on: November 08, 2014, 03:21:31 AM »

My lad - 'Dad, have you ever noticed that Steve Coogan and Alan Partridge look like each other?'



 
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« Reply #246 on: November 08, 2014, 10:14:13 PM »

Listening to Stevie Wonder on the car radio.

Me: I don't know about part time lover, I think I've been laid off.

Mrs Red: No dear, you took voluntary redundancy.
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« Reply #247 on: June 01, 2015, 06:52:00 PM »

Speaking to my elderly cousin Felicity about how well her pot plants do in her living-room and she says:

"I only water them with rain-water as tap-water has chloroform in it."
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« Reply #248 on: June 15, 2015, 07:13:59 PM »

Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar,  why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'
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« Reply #249 on: June 15, 2015, 07:20:40 PM »

Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar,  why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'

HEHE..Hope your having a ball. x
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« Reply #250 on: June 16, 2015, 07:59:55 AM »

Sadie, 'Excuse sir, where is the bar?'
'The bar?!!'
'Yeah the bar,  why, what do you call it over here?'
"We call it the bar too ma'am, but it's 10am!'

HEHE..Hope your having a ball. x
You know it hunny!
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« Reply #251 on: June 16, 2015, 08:13:49 AM »

Random American man shouting across the lobby to us as we were off out,  'Ladies!  You look wonderful,  y'all look like, like. .. fruit! '

Sadie; 'Well that's a coincidence 'cos you look like a nut'
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« Reply #252 on: June 24, 2015, 07:37:23 PM »

Mrs Red - "I wouldn't give him another second chance".
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« Reply #253 on: June 27, 2015, 10:02:47 AM »

Mrs Red - "I have a very good whasname of words".
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« Reply #254 on: January 06, 2016, 08:39:55 PM »

Took my ten year old to the cinema this evening to see the new Star wars movie.
When we got back I overheard her telling her older sisters how Hans Solo flies the Malcolm Fillenium.
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