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« Reply #8865 on: March 03, 2010, 06:39:03 PM »

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Hope you don't mind me posting this here,..I didn't know who else to turn to.  Ever since I moved house my car has been caked daily in bird shit.  I've just seen why.  There's approximately 4,000 starlings circling above my home as we speak.  I took some pictures, but had to run indoors as I would surely have been covered in the stuff myself had I stayed out there any longer.  I could hear the sound of dropping poo as they flew over like a squadron of Stukka's.  I've never seen so many of the little f**kers.  How on Earth will I slaughter them all?  There's just too many, but I must or this will cost me thousands in cash wash visits.  Can I poison their food supply or something?



Wanna do a swap for some moles?
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« Reply #8866 on: March 03, 2010, 06:40:33 PM »

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Hope you don't mind me posting this here,..I didn't know who else to turn to.  Ever since I moved house my car has been caked daily in bird shit.  I've just seen why.  There's approximately 4,000 starlings circling above my home as we speak.  I took some pictures, but had to run indoors as I would surely have been covered in the stuff myself had I stayed out there any longer.  I could hear the sound of dropping poo as they flew over like a squadron of Stukka's.  I've never seen so many of the little f**kers.  How on Earth will I slaughter them all?  There's just too many, but I must or this will cost me thousands in cash wash visits.  Can I poison their food supply or something?



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How many for how many?
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« Reply #8867 on: March 03, 2010, 06:50:37 PM »

Shall we say er....  four of mine for four of yours....?
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« Reply #8868 on: March 03, 2010, 06:54:05 PM »

Shall we say er....  four of mine for four of yours....?

That still leaves me with approximately 8,000 to deal with.  I'll take your moles, but have you got an ant problem as well?
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« Reply #8869 on: March 03, 2010, 06:57:02 PM »

Shall we say er....  four of mine for four of yours....?
No!

Take the starlings Tom, & keep the moles. Everyone's happy then. Birds AND moles, it don't get better.
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« Reply #8870 on: March 03, 2010, 06:57:16 PM »

Shall we say er....  four of mine for four of yours....?

That still leaves me with approximately 8,000 to deal with.  I'll take your moles, but have you got an ant problem as well?

OK, but we have to clear this with Don Tonyony.

BTW- starlings eat ants....
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« Reply #8871 on: March 03, 2010, 06:57:49 PM »

Oops... Too late.
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« Reply #8872 on: March 03, 2010, 07:00:14 PM »


Byn the bye.....

That beautiful "collective" of starlings, doing that flyingy-patterny thing, is called, & I love this, a "murmuration".
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« Reply #8873 on: March 03, 2010, 07:11:25 PM »


Byn the bye.....

That beautiful "collective" of starlings, doing that flyingy-patterny thing, is called, & I love this, a "murmuration".

Hard to see this murmuration through the dense shower of heavily acidic shit unfortunately.
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« Reply #8874 on: March 03, 2010, 07:13:10 PM »


Byn the bye.....

That beautiful "collective" of starlings, doing that flyingy-patterny thing, is called, & I love this, a "murmuration".

Hard to see this murmuration through the dense shower of heavily acidic shit unfortunately.

Your starlings have a lot in common with this forum.
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« Reply #8875 on: March 03, 2010, 07:14:36 PM »


Byn the bye.....

That beautiful "collective" of starlings, doing that flyingy-patterny thing, is called, & I love this, a "murmuration".

Hard to see this murmuration through the dense shower of heavily acidic shit unfortunately.

Your starlings have a lot in common with this forum.

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« Reply #8876 on: March 03, 2010, 07:26:12 PM »

There's a bunch just like that in Ballybunion.  Every summer we spend week-ends there with friends and the kids love to watch the birds returning to their cliff side home in the evenings.  Are they the same type or is it a different bird that lives in cliffs and flies in such large groups?
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« Reply #8877 on: March 03, 2010, 07:56:52 PM »

'Beat the Star' WTF?

What incentive does to star have to win? Does he really want to prevent some poor schmuck from winning £50k?
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« Reply #8878 on: March 03, 2010, 10:01:07 PM »

Off subject somewhat Tom, but are you still a Wednesdayite ?? Will you attend a game with me and Trigg while we're still in The Football league ??

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« Reply #8879 on: March 03, 2010, 11:37:43 PM »

It's an advert, but it's quite clever and has that awwwww factor:



I love this clip, I've watched it a dozen times.
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