Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

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My daughter's dog "Ginger" had a fling.

Her suitor "Biscuit" (I'm not making this up) is a very small dog capable of jumping a very big fence.


This is the result.

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At 18.3 miles, Walthamstow boasts the longest market in the world.

I had a walk around it this morning. I started out at 9:30am, by 10am I had seen a fight between a hoodie bloke and a dreadlock, tea-cozy hat bloke, watched a very talented "Find the lady" team, and been approached by a "Business woman" who offerd me "Anything I fancied" for £25, including "O" & "A" (Whatever they are) These last two were, apparently, available on a BOGOF basis.

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I've always wanted to go to a pie and mash shop, and Walthamstow has one.

This is the genuine article, tiled walls, sawdust floor, the lot.

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So, after all these years I finally fulfill my ambition.

Pie.... good.

Mash.... good.

Pale slop with green bits.... URGH!!!! 

WTF is it?

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[bolt pp]

you never had pie and mash ever?

[tikay]

I've always wanted to go to a pie and mash shop, and Walthamstow has one.

This is the genuine article, tiled walls, sawdust floor, the lot.

Click to see full-size image.

So, after all these years I finally fulfill my ambition.

Pie.... good.

Mash.... good.

Pale slop with green bits.... URGH!!!! 

WTF is it?

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It's liquor!

It's made from reconstituted dog's afterbirth.

And Manze's is the Rolls-Royce of Pie & Mash shops. Proper proper, is Manze's.

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you never had pie and mash ever?

My hand to God.

I've had a Fray Bentos with a dollop of Smash of course, but never the real McCoy from a proper shop.

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you never had pie and mash ever?

My hand to God.

I've had a Fray Bentos with a dollop of Smash of course, but never the real McCoy from a proper shop.

Smash? Mrs Red cooks you Smash? That I don't buy. CALL!

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So I phoned Tom up for a bit of a chat and he says "I'll have to phone you back as I'm just in the shower with a parrot"

What interesting lives some folk lead.....

This is he Ralph, he says Hello.

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And speaking of Ralph, here he is at DTD (Aint e 'andsome?)

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I need to know when Ralph's birthday is. The girls spotted a very appropriate card so they bought it but they don't know when to send it.

[phatomch]

At 18.3 miles, Walthamstow boasts the longest market in the world.

I had a walk around it this morning. I started out at 9:30am, by 10am I had seen a fight between a hoodie bloke and a dreadlock, tea-cozy hat bloke, watched a very talented "Find the lady" team, and been approached by a "Business woman" who offerd me "Anything I fancied" for £25, including "O" & "A" (Whatever they are) These last two were, apparently, available on a BOGOF basis.

was it owo ? 

[bolt pp]

me and my mate went to our local pie and mash shop, he ordered pie and 10 mash, i'm laughing about it and the woman serving us says: "that's nothing, we had someone in here the other week who had 14", my mate sniggered to himself and when she went away from the counter said to me: "that was me" 

[Karabiner]

So I phoned Tom up for a bit of a chat and he says "I'll have to phone you back as I'm just in the shower with a parrot"

What interesting lives some folk lead.....

This is he Ralph, he says Hello.

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Does he really wolf-whistle when you strip off and get in the shower ?

[bobAlike]

This is he Ralph, he says Hello.

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Hello Ralph

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So I phoned Tom up for a bit of a chat and he says "I'll have to phone you back as I'm just in the shower with a parrot"

What interesting lives some folk lead.....

This is he Ralph, he says Hello.

Click to see full-size image.

Does he really wolf-whistle when you strip off and get in the shower ?

Yes he does, I swear it. If anyone doesn't believe me, I'll do a demo.

[Kev B]

No no we believe you Tom