Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

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the nuts Tom, good fun last night, managed to avoid being stopped by the police on way home, Boy the fumes from seat 7 lol

Listen you. I will admit that I did accidentally play 3 5os a couple of times, but the circumstances were exceptional.

I had such fun last night.

Seat 1: Flush man.

Seat 2: Carla 'I'll kill you if you outdraw me' Goddard.

Seat 3: 'Cake man' Dave.

Seat 4: 'I'm playing Candy Crush so nudge me every time it's my turn' Andy.

Seat 5: Dashing young playboy. Good player, but needs to wided his range.

Seat 6: Your good self. (How did you pass those kings?)

Seat 7: Mystery calling station man, to be replaced by Whiskey breath man.

Seat 8 "We is drunk and we is learning to play poker innit? Man.

Seriously, that's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

[TightEnd]

With the exception of "small bore" which was the greatest joke ever on blonde at Olympic time and cruelly under-appreciated, this is the funniest thing I have read for ages

Seat 2: Carla 'I'll kill you if you outdraw me' Goddard.

[flushthemout]

Her face was a picture, loved the K2 taught by Mr Amos, kk twice tom and beat every time, proud of them folds.

[flushthemout]

giggling with laughter at  seat 7 seat 8, seat 7 folded his bb before the first bet was announced

[RED-DOG]

With the exception of "small bore" which was the greatest joke ever on blonde at Olympic time and cruelly under-appreciated, this is the funniest thing I have read for ages

Seat 2: Carla 'I'll kill you if you outdraw me' Goddard.

We had the following conversation.

Why would you call my raise when you know I have the best hand?

Would you rather I passed the worst hand?

No.

Would you rather called with the best hand?

No.

Well what would you rather have happen?

I'd rather you lost.





I love her really though. She's great company when she's winning.

[flushthemout]

True Ian Rush

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True Ian Rush

Ian Rush is one from the less insulting end of a long list of moustachioed lookalikes.

One of the worst was, "When you speak, that tash looks like your Grandmother's minge riding a bike."

[flushthemout]

Just told the wife, "forget Lunch i feel a bit queezy" My Gran loved Motorbikes

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Just told the wife, "forget Lunch i feel a bit queezy" My Gran loved Motorbikes

Speaking of food, this is a prime example of how fate conspires against me.

Last night at DTD, david3103, (AKA Cake Man Dave) pipes up with. "I think I'll have the hot chocolate fudge cake"

This sparks a chain reaction around the table, with about 6 players ordering the same.

"Are you having one?" Dave asks me. "No" I reply, "I'm watching my figure, and that chocolate fudge cake is richer than Bill gates."

Off the valet goes with a cry of "Extra ice cream on mine" from Dave ringing in her ears.

She returns some time later, bent double under the sheer weight of Fudge cake, and she passes a large portion to everyone, including me.

"I've brought too much ice cream, so I've put the spare portions on your plate Tom" she said. Then she stood watching me, hands on hips, smiling sweetly.

I was trapped. I just couldn't bring myself to disappoint her.

[flushthemout]

Just told the wife, "forget Lunch i feel a bit queezy" My Gran loved Motorbikes

Speaking of food, this is a prime example of how fate conspires against me.

Last night at DTD, david3103, (AKA Cake Man Dave) pipes up with. "I think I'll have the hot chocolate fudge cake"

This sparks a chain reaction around the table, with about 6 players ordering the same.

"Are you having one?" Dave asks me. "No" I reply, "I'm watching my figure, and that chocolate fudge cake is richer than Bill gates."

Off the valet goes with a cry of "Extra ice cream on mine" from Dave ringing in her ears.

She returns some time later, bent double under the sheer weight of Fudge cake, and she passes a large portion to everyone, including me.

"I've brought too much ice cream, so I've put the spare portions on your plate Tom" she said. Then she stood watching me, hands on hips, smiling sweetly.

I was trapped. I just couldn't bring myself to disappoint her.

yeah Tom, the Muffin was a better option......... and u owe me half a jug of Cream!!!

[RED-DOG]

Just told the wife, "forget Lunch i feel a bit queezy" My Gran loved Motorbikes

Speaking of food, this is a prime example of how fate conspires against me.

Last night at DTD, david3103, (AKA Cake Man Dave) pipes up with. "I think I'll have the hot chocolate fudge cake"

This sparks a chain reaction around the table, with about 6 players ordering the same.

"Are you having one?" Dave asks me. "No" I reply, "I'm watching my figure, and that chocolate fudge cake is richer than Bill gates."

Off the valet goes with a cry of "Extra ice cream on mine" from Dave ringing in her ears.

She returns some time later, bent double under the sheer weight of Fudge cake, and she passes a large portion to everyone, including me.

"I've brought too much ice cream, so I've put the spare portions on your plate Tom" she said. Then she stood watching me, hands on hips, smiling sweetly.

I was trapped. I just couldn't bring myself to disappoint her.

yeah Tom, the Muffin was a better option......... and u owe me half a jug of Cream!!!

Oh yes, I forgot. flushthemout forced me to sample some of his poring cream on my Fudge cake & ice cream.

"Go on, try it try it.... "

[david3103]

Liar liar pants on fire...

I wasn't first to order, I think that was Carla.

I don't believe yours arrived 'by mistake'

I plead guilty to ordering an extra portion of ice-cream (OK two extra portions) the dish is definitely too rich to handle without extra. I did wimp out and pass the third portion to Andy though.

The table was good fun, although given the four rather solid regs sat at it I probably should have left a lot earlier than I did. In truth I shouldn't have been there at all yesterday. Won't clog your diary with reasons why, I'm off to update Dad's thread now though.

[RED-DOG]

Leave my pants out of this.

[pokerfan]

Just told the wife, "forget Lunch i feel a bit queezy" My Gran loved Motorbikes

Speaking of food, this is a prime example of how fate conspires against me.

Last night at DTD, david3103, (AKA Cake Man Dave) pipes up with. "I think I'll have the hot chocolate fudge cake"

This sparks a chain reaction around the table, with about 6 players ordering the same.

"Are you having one?" Dave asks me. "No" I reply, "I'm watching my figure, and that chocolate fudge cake is richer than Bill gates."

Off the valet goes with a cry of "Extra ice cream on mine" from Dave ringing in her ears.

She returns some time later, bent double under the sheer weight of Fudge cake, and she passes a large portion to everyone, including me.

"I've brought too much ice cream, so I've put the spare portions on your plate Tom" she said. Then she stood watching me, hands on hips, smiling sweetly.

I was trapped. I just couldn't bring myself to disappoint her.

That's why you're number 1 ^^^^^

[TightEnd]

An on felt adversary of yours, I believe....