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« Reply #21060 on: April 14, 2013, 02:49:44 PM » |
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I shall use my diary for updates so you may need to lower your reading standards and mix with the degens to follow  Au contraire Monsieur K. Remember I love to read the real stories, and yours is quite compelling. Ask him to tell his Walsall story. Proper belter. Tell us your Walsall story Mr K. Go on, tell it. You wont like it Mr D as it involves gambling but hey ho In November last year I noticed that Walsall FC were on a pretty bad run in League 1 and texted Dubai that I thought it was a big price at 8/1 for them to be relegated and I wagered a good sum of earth pounds on this event happening in fact I felt it such a good bet that I posted in TFT that I felt the thread should get on and after a couple of days deliberation one of the "Elders" Camel had spoken to a man who knew a man in Walsall who confirmed that indeed they were a shambles and the price which although it had contracted slightly was still good value. At this point Walsall had only won 6 out of 16 games and were winless in 8 so Tikay placed a bet for the thread and from that point onwards Walsall have been picking up results and have only lost one match this year so far so a few weeks back when they were 20/1 for promotion it was decided that this now represented value and we "Redded" out (Tikay will explain Redding out!) by placing A £5 bet on them to be promoted and since then whilst they have not lost they also have not won enough matches and are currently 3 pts outside the playoff zone with 2 games left. So we win money if they get relegated (not going to happen) and win money if they get promoted (possible but also not going to happen) and lose money if they finish 7th-9th (going to happen) but we did have value and that is something that you cannot eat. I have now become known as WalEsoll or midtable Kral (you get the drift) and whenever Tikay see's me in any thread he amazingly finds away of giving me the rub Sick rubs. You have to admit though, if the boot were on the other foot.... I <3 Gambling stories, especially "Me and this bloke bought a one-eyed greyhound" type tales. I just don't understand all the technical stuff. |
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« Reply #21061 on: April 14, 2013, 08:09:56 PM » |
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« Reply #21062 on: April 14, 2013, 08:34:07 PM » |
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Haha!
What it lacks in detail it makes up for in originality.
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« Reply #21063 on: April 14, 2013, 11:04:45 PM » |
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If you were to open a new bra and lingerie shop devoted to the more 'developed' women of the world...what would you call it?
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #21064 on: April 15, 2013, 12:06:24 AM » |
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« Reply #21065 on: April 15, 2013, 12:07:43 AM » |
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« Reply #21066 on: April 15, 2013, 12:17:31 AM » |
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Sigh. Anyone else?
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #21067 on: April 15, 2013, 12:32:35 AM » |
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Laxie's Maxis
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« Reply #21068 on: April 15, 2013, 12:33:08 AM » |
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Boom for Bust
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« Reply #21069 on: April 15, 2013, 12:43:14 AM » |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #21070 on: April 15, 2013, 01:22:50 AM » |
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Evans Outsize.
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #21071 on: April 15, 2013, 01:35:03 AM » |
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Reason for alias: Age: Occupation: | Click to see full-size image. |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #21072 on: April 15, 2013, 02:09:52 AM » |
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[21:05:17] Andrew W: you wasted a non spelling mistakepost?
[21:11:08] Patrick Leonard: oll
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« Reply #21073 on: April 15, 2013, 02:14:10 AM » |
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Someone I know had the job of making sure strippers/lap dancers nipples were erect before they left their changing room. That beats a bit of swimming imo. |
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #21074 on: April 15, 2013, 08:10:00 AM » |
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If you were to open a new bra and lingerie shop devoted to the more 'developed' women of the world...what would you call it?
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