Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[Geo the Sarge]

Reason for alias: Because I sure am as angelic as the name suggests.

Age: 48

Occupation: Train Guard or modern  name Train Conductor

Location: Huddersfield

Dream Job: Tester for Ann Summers

Person you would be reincarnated as: My Husband, reason being he has the most laid back outlook on life takes everything in his stride and nothing phases him.

Imaginary super power: Healer

Maureen you tart!

I can't tell you how many times you've left me feeling aroused and chastised all at the same time.

I'm sure you do it in purpose.

Say hello to Darren for me.

Are you or have you ever been a Tory MP, or the head of a worldwide Motor Racing Organisation Tom?

Let me just say this, and I want to be absolutely clear. I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave last time I was asked.

Too good

 

Geo

[outragous76]

Reason for alias: I used to have a (good) habit, when liking something of starting sentences (for eg) "awwwww I have just seen the BEST {insert anything} in the world....ever. Similarly when describing events which were unusual, I had a habit of saying "thats outraaaaageous!", even thou it perhaps wasnt really so. My friends picked upon this and took the mickey - alot!. The reason for the spelling mistake is tilting. When I went to sign up with Stars, the name I wanted was "outraaaaageous"  which was apparently "taken" (yes yes of course it was). So I started deleting, and mid delete thought, just throw you birth year on the end, and in my haste mis-spelt it! I then decided to go with the error

Age: 36

Occupation: Chartered Building Surveyor and expert Loss Adjuster of Highways claims

Location: Leeds, Leeds, Leeds, so good they named it thrice

Dream Job:  Problem solver. This is a job Ive made up, but I think I am very good at problem solving (practical things). So I basically consult to, for eg, an R&D team somewhere, they tell me what they are doing and what they are  needing to do, I absorb all the information and go back wiht ideas. However I would be a problem solver for anything. So literally Ferrari have a problem, they call the problem solver, I fly in, we have a meeting for a day, and then I go back with what they need to do! Id love this job!

Person you would be reincarnated as: Im not sure if this means living or dead. Infact Im not sure ive ever even thought about this. Actually being someone else seems weird, ill have to pass.

Fave comfort food: toast (prefereably a big thick crust)

Imaginary super power: Teleporting - I love the idea of being able to go somewhere "now!", usually to be with other people like friends/family etc.

Hi Guy. Some really interesting answers, speshly the alias one.

I tend to mentally pigeon-hole people, and when I first came into contact with you I put you in the box marked "Intense."

A little later moved you to "Extrovert, with strong opinions"

Now that I know you better, I've moved you once again. I now have you closer to the "Slightly introverted with strong sense of moral justice" Box.

I'm not sure I've done moving you yet, but that's OK. I like complex characters.



 

Haha I like the changing assessment! Getting closer :0)

The introvert/extrovert comments are interesting. I would even go as far as to say I probably have changed over the period of me being on blonde. I spend a good % of my time alone nowadays (as I work alone) and it has definitely had an impact on me. I miss other people's company, but I like working for myself. It's a very difficult balancing act, but no doubt I have become more introverted over the last 3 years.

[Eso Kral]

Which Pigeon hole was I assigned out of interest?   

[tikay]

Which Pigeon hole was I assigned out of interest?   

Good job you never asked me that.

[RED-DOG]

Which Pigeon hole was I assigned out of interest?   

This one.

[dllewellyn]

Reason for alias: may name in David llewellyn

Age: 43

Occupation: Agronomist

Location: South Wales

Dream Job: Agronomist

Person you would be reincarnated as: Thomas Jefferson

Fave comfort food: beef carpaccio

Imaginary super power: The ability to make things disappear

[RED-DOG]

Reason for alias: may name in David llewellyn

Age: 43

Occupation: Agronomist

Location: South Wales

Dream Job: Agronomist

Person you would be reincarnated as: Thomas Jefferson

Fave comfort food: beef carpaccio

Imaginary super power: The ability to make things disappear

Ooh! So much intrigue in such a short post.

 I love this part


Occupation: Agronomist

Dream Job: Agronomist

And..

Why Jefferson, of all people?






No idea what beef carpaccio was. Had to google.

Pardon the stereotyping.... but how does a home grown, down to earth, every day, common or garden sheep shaggger like your good self develop a taste for carpaccio?

[horseplayer]

Reason for alias: i like horses (sometimes) i am not a player not sure tbh

Age: 29 going on 49

Occupation: Full time gambler/carer

Location: South East

Dream Job: The above without the carer bit

Person you would be reincarnated as: Manuel Pellegrini

Fave comfort food: cheese related

Imaginary super power: turn back time

[RED-DOG]

I don't know what's up, but I feel proper reels of cotton today. Totally out of sorts.

You know that dizzy sensation you get when you've done too many pirouettes and not enough cabriole? Well that's how I feel, only worse.

[rfgqqabc]

Reason for alias: I thought I wanted anonymity at first, I didn't really plan to get involved in blonde, just signed up for the updates and got dragged in by the community.

Age: 21

Occupation: Student/Part time grinder

Location: Doncaster when not at University, Stockton on Tees when I am.

Dream Job: This is tough, I guess poker playing, it has the freedom I desire, but I can't see myself wanting to do it forever. Human rights lawyer is the final answer.

Person you would be reincarnated as: I'm not sure this is whose life you would like to have lived or what you would choose to change; Da Vinci.

Fave comfort food:  Shepard's Pie.

Imaginary super power: Time travel fo sure.

[RED-DOG]

Reason for alias: i like horses (sometimes) i am not a player not sure tbh

Age: 29 going on 49

Occupation: Full time gambler/carer

Location: South East

Dream Job: The above without the carer bit

Person you would be reincarnated as: Manuel Pellegrini

Fave comfort food: cheese related

Imaginary super power: turn back time

Carer eh? Tough gig. I take my hat off to you Mr h   


There are such gaping holes in my general knowledge. How many people on here would have to google Manuel Pellegrini?

Well I did. I thought he might be someone interesting, but it turns out he's just some football bloke.

[Laxie]

I don't know what's up, but I feel proper reels of cotton today. Totally out of sorts.

You know that dizzy sensation you get when you've done too many pirouettes and not enough cabriole? Well that's how I feel, only worse.

Some version of man flu going around.  Loads of us were poorly after the APAT week-end.  I'm only just starting to feel better...and Jack's black eye is nearly gone too.

If you've got it, brace yourself for at least 2 weeks of weakness.  Feel better.  xx 

[RED-DOG]

Reason for alias: I thought I wanted anonymity at first, I didn't really plan to get involved in blonde, just signed up for the updates and got dragged in by the community.

Age: 21

Occupation: Student/Part time grinder

Location: Doncaster when not at University, Stockton on Tees when I am.

Dream Job: This is tough, I guess poker playing, it has the freedom I desire, but I can't see myself wanting to do it forever. Human rights lawyer is the final answer.

Person you would be reincarnated as: I'm not sure this is whose life you would like to have lived or what you would choose to change; Da Vinci.

Fave comfort food:  Shepard's Pie.

Imaginary super power: Time travel fo sure.

Woah! When I was your age Donny, or Dodge City, as we used to call it, (Another story) was the place to be on a Saturday night.

I used to drive back there even if we were stopping miles away.

My usual mode of transport would be in a 4 cylinder 'coffee grinder' Bedford TK with an 8 track cassette and 6 bald tyres.

I would often be carrying 9 or more passengers in a cab designed for 3 people max. If you were to look in through the big front windscreen, it looked like a scene from 'Where's Wally'

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[horseplayer]

Reason for alias: i like horses (sometimes) i am not a player not sure tbh

Age: 29 going on 49

Occupation: Full time gambler/carer

Location: South East

Dream Job: The above without the carer bit

Person you would be reincarnated as: Manuel Pellegrini

Fave comfort food: cheese related

Imaginary super power: turn back time

Carer eh? Tough gig. I take my hat off to you Mr h   


There are such gaping holes in my general knowledge. How many people on here would have to google Manuel Pellegrini?

Well I did. I thought he might be someone interesting, but it turns out he's just some football bloke.

not really sir lots in a worse position and i only have to devote a few hours a day to it at present anyway

i should have said Marcelo Bielsa sorry football again but a fascinating man

[Eso Kral]

Which Pigeon hole was I assigned out of interest?   

Good job you never asked me that.

If you had a diary like Tom's I might have posted in it 

Which Pigeon hole was I assigned out of interest?   

This one.

Very good, well if we can get £25k for the sheds on the beach then I am sure we can find a niche market and get into pigeon holes as a sideline.