Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

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I learned a new phrase today.

"First world problems ".

I love it. Here are a  few examples.



http://www.boredpanda.com/first-world-problems-twitter/

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One has arrived.

[Tal]

Homer would say a man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled a lot enjoys even his sufferings after a while.

I reckon you must have spent too long playing the quiz machine in the coffee shop...

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I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I dont't seem to be able to spell or string a coherent sentence together. Also, I'm prone to random acts of stupidity. I just opened a tin of baked beans to feed the dog.

I think I'm suffering from late onset puberty.


(I actually wrote 'Naked beans' but luckily I noticed before I posted}.

[Karabiner]

That sounds very much like the onset of juvenile dementia.

I wonder what happened to the beans?

[sovietsong]

I learned a new phrase today.

"First world problems ".

I love it. Here are a  few examples.



http://www.boredpanda.com/first-world-problems-twitter/

I follow an account on twitter that puts these up, they are fantastic!

[Junior Senior]

I learned a new phrase today.

"First world problems ".

I love it. Here are a  few examples.



http://www.boredpanda.com/first-world-problems-twitter/

I follow an account on twitter that puts these up, they are fantastic!

Reminds me of simon mayo's Three word Thursday's which get infested by insufferable middle-class contributions (there's one for you by the way). Such as:

Addicted to croquet
Or
Help, pony escaped!
Or
Fenugreek cooking nightmare
Or
Massage chair broken
Or
Latin homework evening
Or
Choir practice disaster

Etc.

[bobAlike]

I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I dont't seem to be able to spell or string a coherent sentence together. Also, I'm prone to random acts of stupidity. I just opened a tin of baked beans to feed the dog.

I think I'm suffering from late onset puberty.


(I actually wrote 'Naked beans' but luckily I noticed before I posted}.

I know that feeling Tom, I left my phone in my office after a late finish the other night. I had realised once I sat in the car. I knew a colleague was still working so I proceeded to try and call him from my inbuilt bluetooth car kit........

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I learned a new phrase today.

"First world problems ".

I love it. Here are a  few examples.



http://www.boredpanda.com/first-world-problems-twitter/

I follow an account on twitter that puts these up, they are fantastic!

Reminds me of simon mayo's Three word Thursday's which get infested by insufferable middle-class contributions (there's one for you by the way). Such as:

Addicted to croquet
Or
Help, pony escaped!
Or
Fenugreek cooking nightmare
Or
Massage chair broken
Or
Latin homework evening
Or
Choir practice disaster

Etc.

I think these are great. I especially liked 'Choir practice disaster'. Lol.

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I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I dont't seem to be able to spell or string a coherent sentence together. Also, I'm prone to random acts of stupidity. I just opened a tin of baked beans to feed the dog.

I think I'm suffering from late onset puberty.


(I actually wrote 'Naked beans' but luckily I noticed before I posted}.

I know that feeling Tom, I left my phone in my office after a late finish the other night. I had realised once I sat in the car. I knew a colleague was still working so I proceeded to try and call him from my inbuilt bluetooth car kit........

When I've lost something like my keys / glasses etc, the first thing I think of is ringing them.

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I've just noticed that every time one of the cows in the field next door moos, everyone checks their mobile for messages.