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								|  | « Reply #26295 on: December 16, 2014, 10:33:46 PM » |  | 
 
 Whats them black bits on her thighs under her dress?
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								|  | « Reply #26296 on: December 16, 2014, 10:54:53 PM » |  | 
 
 Whats them black bits on her thighs under her dress?
 
 That's her seat belt. |  
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								|  | « Reply #26297 on: December 16, 2014, 11:11:15 PM » |  | 
 
 Whats them black bits on her thighs under her dress?
 
 That's her seat belt.Around her legs? I thought at first hold ups but they don't match the leg colour. |  
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								|  | « Reply #26298 on: December 16, 2014, 11:17:09 PM » |  | 
 
 Whats them black bits on her thighs under her dress?
 
 That's her seat belt.Around her legs? I thought at first hold ups but they don't match the leg colour.I don't know then, I'm not very familiar with things under ladies dresses. |  
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								|  | « Reply #26299 on: December 17, 2014, 12:28:27 PM » |  | 
 
 I picked up a recent copy of Reader's Digest in the doctor's waiting room this morning and was shocked to find that it was absolute crap. Just like a shrunken copy of Hello Magazine or something.
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								|  | « Reply #26300 on: December 17, 2014, 12:29:06 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26301 on: December 17, 2014, 12:40:54 PM » |  | 
 
 When I'm holding something in my hand, why do I struggle to do a two handed job one-handed instead of putting it down for a moment.
 I've just tried to open a box of porridge while holding the kettle and ended up spilling a pint of (thankfully) cold water down my trousers.
 
 If I was a chimp, I would be the one who gets caught by poachers with my hand through a hole in a board, squealing like mad, but refusing to let go of the orange.
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								|  | « Reply #26302 on: December 17, 2014, 01:11:43 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26303 on: December 17, 2014, 03:11:43 PM » |  | 
 
 Does Victoria Beckham ever smile?
 Lol. Someone sent me this, but I don't know what it proves. | Click to see full-size image. | 
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								|  | « Reply #26304 on: December 17, 2014, 03:54:43 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26305 on: December 17, 2014, 04:40:20 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26306 on: December 21, 2014, 12:09:18 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26307 on: December 22, 2014, 08:19:12 PM » |  | 
 
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 Quote from: action man im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
 
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								|  | « Reply #26308 on: December 22, 2014, 09:16:37 PM » |  | 
 
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								|  | « Reply #26309 on: December 23, 2014, 10:16:57 PM » |  | 
 
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