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« Reply #975 on: April 21, 2008, 11:55:08 AM »


Red's Diary is back in full flow.

Happy Days.
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« Reply #976 on: April 21, 2008, 12:13:52 PM »

Tom, have you really been walking around shopping centres taking photos of men's bums to post on here?
do you have an 'upskirt' gallery you could also share with us for balance?

Excuse me! It's art arse I'll have you know.

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« Reply #977 on: April 21, 2008, 01:31:04 PM »

The guy in the picture isn't doing it right. The low-hanging trousers are supposed to ape inmates in American prisons who have given up their belts. This guy is wearing a belt and as such is not fully street. Even the stringy vest thing can't redeem him imo.
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« Reply #978 on: April 21, 2008, 01:48:48 PM »

The low-hanging trousers are supposed to ape inmates in American prisons who have given up their belts.


Really?

I bet most of the people wearing them don't know that.


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« Reply #979 on: April 21, 2008, 01:49:53 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagging_%28fashion%29
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« Reply #980 on: April 21, 2008, 01:57:50 PM »

Strewth!

Delete that link quick before DingDell sees it. God knows what she'll read into it.
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« Reply #981 on: April 21, 2008, 01:58:16 PM »

This is what I'm talking 'bout.



LOL I always have the urge to go and point out the obvious by saying something like your pants are falling down mate. The thing is the people who have pants like this look like the type who would probably punch you for taking the piss out of them.
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« Reply #982 on: April 21, 2008, 04:07:47 PM »

My good friend Ralph (aka karabiner) came to see me today. Amazingly, he has suffered a bridgework malfunction just like I have, and has lost his front teeth, exactly the same ones that I have lost. What are the odds? 

The galling thing is, Ralph can still speak properly. He can eat cake without spraying it all over the place (He actually brought me a cake so that he could have a piece and show off) And worst of all, he somehow manages to look sophisticated with his front teeth missing, whereas I look like I lost 30 IQ points per incisor.

I took a picture of us both side by side. Ralph suggested captions like "All we want for Christmas" and "Only our mother can tell us apart"

Alas, the picture didn't come out, but I do have a stunning image of my thumb. (Sorry Ralph).


Ralph is from the old school. He has a few knobbly edges here and there, but if you were in a tight corner, you would be glad to squeeze over and have him beside you.

Don't tell him this, but I'm proud to have him as a friend.
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« Reply #983 on: April 21, 2008, 04:19:46 PM »

You know that fashion where young men wear their jeans with the waist below the cheeks of their arse, and the crotch hanging somewhere between their knees?

Well every time I see someone like that, shuffling along, holding on to the front of their waistband, I have an almost overwhelming urge to sneak up behind them, yank their trousers down, and run away. (Lets face it, they couldn't run after you could they?)

Well I've just found out that people actually do it. What's more, there's a word for it. It's called "Pantsing"

Woo hoo! I'm not mad after all. Well,l I probably am, but wanting to pull blokes trousers down and run away doesn't necessarily prove it.
WARNING some bad language....


Sorry Tom, your post made me think of this classic Leary rant - the bit you reminded me of is 3 minutes in.
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« Reply #984 on: April 21, 2008, 04:34:00 PM »

Spot on.

He is the bloke that Boldie and I are turning into.
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« Reply #985 on: April 21, 2008, 04:41:28 PM »

Spot on.

He is the bloke that Boldie and I are turning into.

lol..i turned into him a long time ago Mr Red...MrsB will tel you the same thing, poor soul.
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« Reply #986 on: April 21, 2008, 04:58:18 PM »

Spot on.

He is the bloke that Boldie and I are turning into.

lol..i turned into him a long time ago Mr Red...MrsB will tel you the same thing, poor soul.

The show's called "No Cure for Cancer" by Denis Leary if you ever want to watch the rest (he tears just about everything a new one).

Shame he's just a lightweight copy of Bill Hicks, but he's still entertaining.
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« Reply #987 on: April 21, 2008, 05:00:36 PM »

Spot on.

He is the bloke that Boldie and I are turning into.

lol..i turned into him a long time ago Mr Red...MrsB will tel you the same thing, poor soul.

The show's called "No Cure for Cancer" by Denis Leary if you ever want to watch the rest (he tears just about everything a new one).

Shame he's just a lightweight copy of Bill Hicks, but he's still entertaining.


Thanks Rod, but I think the title has put me off.
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« Reply #988 on: April 21, 2008, 05:00:51 PM »

Spot on.

He is the bloke that Boldie and I are turning into.

lol..i turned into him a long time ago Mr Red...MrsB will tel you the same thing, poor soul.

The show's called "No Cure for Cancer" by Denis Leary if you ever want to watch the rest (he tears just about everything a new one).

Shame he's just a lightweight copy of Bill Hicks, but he's still entertaining.

I loved him ever since the asshole song..my favourite line of all time is from that...very un-PC though so won't post it here but it has to do with where he likes to park Smiley He stole a lot of his crap off Bill Hicks but his delivery is better...Bill hicks' jokes are better though.
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« Reply #989 on: April 21, 2008, 05:01:20 PM »

My good friend Ralph (aka karabiner) came to see me today. Amazingly, he has suffered a bridgework malfunction just like I have, and has lost his front teeth, exactly the same ones that I have lost. What are the odds? 

The galling thing is, Ralph can still speak properly. He can eat cake without spraying it all over the place (He actually brought me a cake so that he could have a piece and show off) And worst of all, he somehow manages to look sophisticated with his front teeth missing, whereas I look like I lost 30 IQ points per incisor.

I took a picture of us both side by side. Ralph suggested captions like "All we want for Christmas" and "Only our mother can tell us apart"

Alas, the picture didn't come out, but I do have a stunning image of my thumb. (Sorry Ralph).


Ralph is from the old school. He has a few knobbly edges here and there, but if you were in a tight corner, you would be glad to squeeze over and have him beside you.

Don't tell him this, but I'm proud to have him as a friend.

Tom, you cannot even see you have teeth missing.

You do spray cake crumbs around though, which may explain why Kizzy  & those 4 chickens follow you everywhere.
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