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« Reply #45 on: May 12, 2008, 01:37:31 PM » |
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The most insidious of rules are those that aren't rules at all.
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« Reply #46 on: May 12, 2008, 05:39:15 PM » |
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best of luck Phil
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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« Reply #47 on: May 12, 2008, 09:10:34 PM » |
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Okay so we finished last time with me coming to terms with being morbidly obese....
Next came the DVD....it had moments that can only be described as video nasty. Lovely photos of people looking thin after having the airbags that were hidden about their bodies removed. Some of the results were in honesty astonishing. They told us how easy it was......we are fat not stupid......remove food drink bile. It is easy....hmm not convinced.Then we switch to a clip of some guy who tells us how good his sex life is since he lost all this weight.
way, way too much information.....and people say imagination is a good thing. It is a curse I tell you.
Four packs a day in a variety of flavours......okay with that
Four litres a day of water..........going to wee in the Olympics
A weekly love in session...............omg my worst possible nightmare. I went to Weight Watchers just the once. Sharing rice cake with women who are telling stories about how cardboard tastes nice put me off weight loss love in sessions permanently.
But wait a glimmer of hope on the horizon.....Angelina pipes up that there is a blokes only session on a Thursday.....okay I am in. I know new man is supposed to open up and be able to express his emotions and all that guff but I can't. I do envy those who can but it just isn't me. I want to talk football, poker, rugby , women, without an eyes to heaven response (I apologise to those ladies who can converse on these subjects). So Thursday it is then. Bugger I have got a pasta tasting convention in Rome from Tuesday until Saturday,actually it is a trade show but what the hell when in Rome ....What to do??? (pan European expression used by the Germans when facing a problem)
Well obviously there is nothing I Can do. I just have to accept that I will have to wait until a week on Thursday and start then...........so you guys and girls will have to wait until a week on Friday to get the next installment and every Friday after that I will post a TW3 (for you youngsters you will have to look it up).
And that was that. Not so bad really.....I celebrated by having a long burst of Stiff Little Fingers whilst hurtling up the motorway to the blonde bash. By the time I got there I was positively euphoric and celebrated by having a Guinness.
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« Reply #48 on: May 12, 2008, 09:12:46 PM » |
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« Reply #49 on: May 12, 2008, 09:13:34 PM » |
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all the best Snat. Jake Burns FTW
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #50 on: May 13, 2008, 03:55:26 AM » |
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GL with it Snat!
You made the whole table piss themselves when u started singing and someone said you should have come to kareoke the night b4. Your reply of, ''I would have but i had to be at fat bastard club'' was priceless!
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« Reply #51 on: May 13, 2008, 08:45:54 AM » |
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GL with it Snat!
You made the whole table piss themselves when u started singing and someone said you should have come to kareoke the night b4. Your reply of, ''I would have but i had to be at fat bastard club'' was priceless!
You are too kind sir. Though you may have missed my best one liner of the event which was to Joobie and went along the lines of "Have you ever tried playing with an erection?" Now that was a stupid question. |
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« Reply #52 on: May 13, 2008, 10:30:03 AM » |
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GL with it Snat!
You made the whole table piss themselves when u started singing and someone said you should have come to kareoke the night b4. Your reply of, ''I would have but i had to be at fat bastard club'' was priceless!
You are too kind sir. Though you may have missed my best one liner of the event which was to Joobie and went along the lines of "Have you ever tried playing with an erection?" Now that was a stupid question. worked perfectly though, let me win haha  |
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« Reply #53 on: May 13, 2008, 11:04:36 AM » |
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I have a new game for this evenings flight to Germany. My company have actually paid for speedy boarding even though it is a complete waste of money. In the past I have tried unsuccessfully to get into the speedy boarding queue when not beoing entitled to.
Tonight for the first time in history somebody with speedy boarding is going to go to the end of the last queue. I just have to know if the attendant will come and tell me just as rudely that I am in the wrong queue.......
Result to be posted in next weeks instalment of the fat club
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« Reply #54 on: May 13, 2008, 11:40:33 AM » |
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Good Luck!! x
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« Reply #55 on: May 13, 2008, 11:50:22 AM » |
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Best of luck Snatty
Was grate to meet you at the weekend (loud blond to your right in the omaha)
Hope it all works out for you
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« Reply #56 on: May 13, 2008, 01:19:46 PM » |
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Good luck Snat xx
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« Reply #57 on: May 13, 2008, 09:44:26 PM » |
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best of luck with the diet! - snatty hugs will never be the same!
You are too kind sir. Though you may have missed my best one liner of the event which was to Joobie and went along the lines of "Have you ever tried playing with an erection?" Now that was a stupid question.
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« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2008, 07:00:57 PM » |
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Snatty your a mere welterweight, over two million Americans weigh over 40 stones.
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"Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated. It satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time maddening and rewarding and it is without a doubt the greatest game that mankind has ever invented." - Arnold Palmer aka The King.
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« Reply #59 on: May 14, 2008, 07:34:35 PM » |
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Gl Snat sir - hope it all goes well, although will a new slim snatty be able to talk even faster!
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