The poker tournament had finished
Master min-cashed
I won it.
Master next spoke to me the following morning, our communication in the twelve hours previous had been a mixture of grunts, nods and signs from him to me to which responded professionally and diligently whilst all the time awaiting a hastily scribbled P45
As I awoke the following morning Ipicked up two flyers that had been put under the door
I hurried to hide that one
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but as I bustled to remove that from view My master strode behind me
"Jeeves, let me look"
I turned round slowly, and with a heavy heart handed over the flyers
Master's eyes lit up and his hands began shaking.
"W-W-World of C-c-c-c-concrete Jeeves? A convention Jeeves. Today Jeeves"
"Sir, it appears so but you have the $5 PLO8 to play at the Tropicana, drinks are free. Fun and sunshine assured sir"
The thought of a day on the front row of an audience at a concrete convention next to a slobbering Master filled me with dread
"Once in a lifetime opportunity Jeeves, we must Jeeves. Tell my stakers there is a change of plans. Oh, and as you won that tournament yesterday you are paying the event fee"
"but..."
A firm hand was thrust in the direction of my face as he cut me off and then moved towards the television. The news item was even worse news for me
Later that day, we entered the convention center
I tried to get waylaid on the way in...
but Master was having none of it and dragged me through hall after hall of displays
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My feet were sore, but I knew that it was soon time for the speeches. What neither I or master expected was what happened next.
"Ladies and Gentlemen.." a man in a high-vis jacket stood on stage and his voiced boomed via sound system across the hall, "unfortunately our keynote speaker has been delayed, do we have a volunteer to talk about concrete?"
I sat completely still. An awful feeling of dread spread across my body. The crowd murmured.
Next to me, i could sense a stirring and confirming my worst fears my Master stood and walked up to the stage
A smattering of applause rang through the room as My master shook hands with hi-vis and went to the podium
I could barely look
"Good morning, my name's tikay and I love concrete.."
applause
and then silence, the room slightly uneasy as My master searched for the right words to describe his 47 year love affair with the World of Concrete.
I quickly googled wikipedia and went up to the stage and whispered in a rather panicky master's ear
"concrete is a composite material composed of water, coarse granular material (the fine and coarse aggregate or filler) embedded in a hard matrix of material (the cement or binder) that fills the space among the aggregate particles and glues them together."
He cleared his throat
"Good morning, my name's tikay and I love concrete. Concrete is a composite material composed of water, coarse granular material (the fine and coarse aggregate or filler) embedded in a hard matrix of material (the cement or binder) that fills the space among the aggregate particles and glues them together. I also won the Bluff Europe Award for UK Poker personality earlier this year, but the trophy was perspex, not concrete..."
A silence filled the air again. On the big screen behind the podium an image was displayed, of My master in less tense times, as the convention staff had clearly been busy in the pause in the speech
My master left the stage
"poker, sir?"
"Tropicana, Jeeves"
As we exited the hall, the three young ladies I saw on entrance handed me their number. Or so I thought. I turned over the piece of paper to see
I expect that is Master's next Las Vegas trip sorted then