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« Reply #1065 on: May 31, 2017, 10:57:19 AM »

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« Reply #1066 on: May 31, 2017, 11:15:29 AM »

I reckon Jeeves is playing hard to get and holding out for a substantial raise.
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« Reply #1067 on: May 31, 2017, 11:46:40 AM »

Can't believe it's 9 years since Jeeves joined blonde.
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« Reply #1068 on: May 31, 2017, 01:41:27 PM »




Gutted. Watched a program on Princess Diana last night and just about managed to hold it together. This news has now sent me over the edge.

Vegas trips without Jeeves is like fish without chips. 
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« Reply #1069 on: May 31, 2018, 12:51:53 PM »

* BUMP *

Just in case, you were with a case, on the case, this morning, at  some random London plane take off place, at stupid o'clock.
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« Reply #1070 on: June 01, 2018, 06:41:20 PM »

It had been a long time, and I wasn't sure whether I should approach my erstwhile employer to see if he needed assistance on his annual trip to Las Vegas that I assumed he would be taking.

In the end I decided not to disturb the Duchess of Sussex and her new husband and ask them for a month off. After all this was a relatively recent appointment for me and even though I was soon tiring of conversations that began

"Did you see me in series Seven of Suits, Jeeves?"

pause, an imperceptible nod from me, after all it formed a fair part of my interview research a few months ago

she continued "the one where we are afraid that Michael will be discovered so we work with Harvey Specter to distract Louis Litt?"

I almost replied "the same as every other episode then?" but discretion got the better of me. Thirty years of training had stood me in good stead. 

but then, out of nowhere I acted on impulse. I left a note to Meghan,and hoped news that I was taking a month off wouldn't mean the former Ms Markle would lose too much of her Sparkle.

So i found myself on a flight from Heathrow to Nevada, working on the assumption that my potential employer would be at the Rio, either playing or in the media room the next morning. I planned to ambush him, insist that he would need my help, and the rest could be worked out from there.

I walked into an empty media room at 5am. Looked back row far left and saw a laptop, a latte and a few other accoutrements.  Seemed my hunch was right. I sat down and waited

I heard him before I saw him round the corner.

"Yes kevmath, Daniel is wonderful, I love how he has worked on his game to keep up with the high rollers. Has now earned $39,859,456 in live tournaments you know. The Stars group is wonderful. I have thought that for a good few weeks. More rake is better you know?"

The gentleman he referred to as Kevmath was subtly backing away, with the air of someone likely to be stuck in this room for the next few weeks and Stars' newest advocate.

Then I saw him. A slim visage somewhat changed from a year ago. Even better, not a pineapple or beetroot in sight.

Then he saw me

"W-W-What are you doing here?"

"Morning Master, I was hoping that you would need assistance for your stay. I have brought you this blue cap as a gift"

Master looked non-plussed.

"W-W-Why would i need a faded blue cap, Jeeves? I am going to be inside a casino for the next six weeks. Not going to see daylight"

"Sorry sir, I hope I may nevertheless be of some assistance?"

"Possibly Jeeves, I am on a diet and need to keep on the straight and narrow you can help me with that. Got to do daily reports to someone caled Mr Amaya too. You can help with that. Got to learn something called hold em fold em too"

He shook his head. Life was probably simpler, i thought to myself, when he was playing 1p-2p PLO8 of an evening with Brits, whilst dealing with forum queries on the absence of freerolls at 3am on a Monday.

"I suppose so Jeeves"

He paused and turned to get his camera "You can start with this, i still can't take a photo in focus"

"Yes sir".

"Sir?" I proferred as he sat down taking a sip of his latte whilst fondling his packet of ryvita which seemed to come straight out of a hand luggage bag..

"I have two complimentary tickets to Peppermints tonight. A nice man gave them to me out on the sidewalk. Shall we..."

"JEEVES!" he cried....

but I knew I had a whole day to break down his resistance....
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« Reply #1071 on: June 01, 2018, 06:45:09 PM »

and he’s back Smiley
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« Reply #1072 on: June 01, 2018, 06:51:46 PM »

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« Reply #1073 on: June 01, 2018, 06:53:04 PM »

I love you Jeeves. That is all.
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« Reply #1074 on: June 01, 2018, 06:55:11 PM »

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« Reply #1075 on: June 01, 2018, 06:58:45 PM »


Brilliant.

That blue cap is my Mt Charlston baseball cap, I'll have you know.

I had a bit of luck, too, the Media Centre does not open until 9am these days, but I came into possession of the door access code & so can get in nice & early.

This is just how I like it, nice & quiet.



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« Reply #1076 on: June 01, 2018, 07:00:18 PM »



Sooooo good;


 Life was probably simpler, i thought to myself, when he was playing 1p-2p PLO8 of an evening with Brits, whilst dealing with forum queries on the absence of freerolls at 3am on a Monday.
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« Reply #1077 on: June 01, 2018, 07:38:40 PM »



Sooooo good;


 Life was probably simpler, i thought to myself, when he was playing 1p-2p PLO8 of an evening with Brits, whilst dealing with forum queries on the absence of freerolls at 3am on a Monday.


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« Reply #1078 on: June 01, 2018, 07:47:49 PM »

Booooooooom
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« Reply #1079 on: June 01, 2018, 07:55:09 PM »

Excellent news. GL Tikay and Jeeves. :-)
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