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« Reply #675 on: November 11, 2008, 11:00:50 AM »


And I agree about the sausages as well, but she was cooking 20 of them so that's where the mitigating circumstance of not getting them all perfectly browned all the way round comes in.


Your application for mitigating circumstances has been considered. It is known that certain allowances can be made when catering for more than four people due to the logistical difficulties of getting everything served simultaneously.

However, it has come to our attention that in the shot of your fry-up picture, there are two other plates. One of them finished and one half finished. This leads the panel to believe that the fry-up was ready at different times for different people, and so it is with regret that we cannot accept your claim for mitigating circumstances.

You will therefore not get the points back where Mr. Shephard penalised you for undercooked sausages.
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« Reply #676 on: November 11, 2008, 11:09:27 AM »

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However, it has come to our attention that in the shot of your fry-up picture, there are two other plates. One of them finished and one half finished. This leads the panel to believe that the fry-up was ready at different times for different people, and so it is with regret that we cannot accept your claim for mitigating circumstances.
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Good observational skills - I accept that my mitigating circumstances are now no longer valid.

I shall be passing the feedback to my Mother and the next time she invites me, my sister and brother in law (or any other likely combination) for a fry up for tea I will be expecting her to do much better.

If she fails twice I might have to consider disowning her.
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« Reply #677 on: November 11, 2008, 11:12:50 AM »

a fry up for tea

Wow, is this acceptable???
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« Reply #678 on: November 11, 2008, 11:14:07 AM »


a fry up for tea

Wow, is this acceptable???
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Of course it's acceptable. (Are you a poof or somethng?)
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« Reply #679 on: November 11, 2008, 11:14:41 AM »

Don't see any Breakfast Only signs anywhere.
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« Reply #680 on: November 11, 2008, 11:15:51 AM »

Of course it's acceptable. (Are you a poof or somethng?)

 
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« Reply #681 on: November 11, 2008, 11:18:36 AM »

Don't see any Breakfast Only signs anywhere.

I'm merely throwing the question out there on peoples opinions, not answering my own question.
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« Reply #682 on: November 11, 2008, 11:23:02 AM »

A fry up is a legitimate meal for breakfast, brunch, lunch, Tea, supper ... or if you are hardcore, any combination of the above.

To suggest that a fry up should only be eaten at breakfast is quite frankly abhorrent, any further such suggestions will be met with an immediate ban with no hope for parole.
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« Reply #683 on: November 11, 2008, 11:24:34 AM »

A fry up is a legitimate meal for breakfast, brunch, lunch, Tea, supper ... or if you are hardcore, any combination of the above.

To suggest that a fry up should only be eaten at breakfast is quite frankly abhorrent, any further such suggestions will be met with an immediate ban with no hope for parole.


This, totally. Post of the Millenium.


In my former days there was nothing wrong with a fry-up as a between meal snack. Maybe that explains a few things!
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« Reply #684 on: November 11, 2008, 11:40:11 AM »


I shall be passing the feedback to my Mother and the next time she invites me, my sister and brother in law (or any other likely combination) for a fry up for tea I will be expecting her to do much better.

If she fails twice I might have to consider disowning her.


A little harsh perhaps, but the panel would understand.
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« Reply #685 on: November 11, 2008, 02:45:12 PM »

jon, where's the tea? where's the brown sauce? why's the toast got marmite on it?
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« Reply #686 on: November 11, 2008, 02:58:12 PM »


OK, attempt # 2. Pick the bones out of this.

The tinned tomatoes are a must, by the way, it satisfies my required fruit intake.

Spacefrog is gonna want to marry me.

1 sausage? -1000 points.

does look manky on the whole, a ropey effort.
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« Reply #687 on: November 11, 2008, 03:03:10 PM »

jon, where's the tea? where's the brown sauce? why's the toast got marmite on it?

no, no and it's just very fried, fried bread.
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« Reply #688 on: November 11, 2008, 03:06:49 PM »

Can we not get a pic of a DTD breakfast on here?
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« Reply #689 on: November 11, 2008, 03:10:51 PM »

Can we not get a pic of a DTD breakfast on here?

See the updates boards, red has at least 3 every level !
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