DTD Monthly £300 - Day 1

[NoflopsHomer]

On a board, the small blind bets out 225 and gets a middle position caller before Chris Bruce bumps it up to 1,000 from the button. The small blind now makes it 2,725 and the caller folds.



We get some Hollywooding as Bruce asks the small blind if he thinks his two pair are good. Of course they both get the rest of the chips in. Both holding J-T.

[NoflopsHomer]

Table Trickett/Wernick



'Just Happy To Be Here' James' Edgington and Keys.



"I bet that's another terrible photo of me..." says Daniel Rudd.

[NoflopsHomer]

On the river of a , Mad Turk bets 2,500 causing his opponent to tank...



He asks the Maddish one, "Do you want me to call?"

Turk, "Yes, I do." (pause) "No...no I don't."

Causing enough curiosity he gets the call and Turk shows beating the that his opponent held.

[NoflopsHomer]

Rana Gurnham bets 1,200 on the river of an A-Q-A-5-2 board but folds with a frown when his opponent in the small blind makes it a suspiciously looking 2,500 with a small river check/raise.

Exits so far:

269   John Perrin
270   Mark Hayes
271   John Marles
272   Barry Neville
273   Sandeep Shah
274   John Pearson
275   Baoli Zhao
276   Dost Mohammad Ghrabie
277   Donovan Burton
278   Satnam Sandhu
279   Ladan Lundon
280   Paul King
281   Kevin Smith
282   Geoffrey Button
283   Alli Mallu
284   Chris Ellinas
285   Abdul Razaq
286   Martin Spearing
287   Peter Linton
288   Chris Gavriel
289   Lorenc Boci
290   Cornelius Cronin
291   Surjit Badial
292   Jon Page
293   Andrew Tuxworth
294   James Morris

[booder]

gogogo evilpie,chilli stu hopkin

[JungleCat03]

It's nearly impossible to update an event containing the larger than lilfe character Barry Neville without picking up some choice quotes.

A moment ago the burly Yorkshireman bellowed over "Eh Joonglecat coom 'ere!"

I was in the midst of a chat with M3boy (15,000 and happy with his progress so far) when Barry chewed my ear off in his unique profane manner.

"Eh Joongle, I can't believe the silly c***s I 'ave to put up with. Wost pley ah've ever seen! Silly c***s!(*)"

(*) (Due to its repeated usage over the next few lines, this will be abbreviated to SC for brevity's sake.)

The action that initiated this angry, if amusing, outburst from Barry came with our man opening UTG with pocket kings to 400.

"Lad in t'seat next t'me only guz and flat curls with pocket queens, SC, meaning everywon else on't table bloody calls too! Flop cooms 7-5-blank, ah bet out 1,400, now 'ee flat calls and woman in't position gers all-in! She's only got bloody 7-5!
What's the SC doing flat curling with queens, letting them all-in! Ah'm steaming Joongle!"

With one more yell of "SCs!", Neville retired, his face like the proverbial bulldog chewing a lemon-flavoured wasp. He was left with a pittance after that hand which soon became even less than that as his nemesis with the queens polished off his queen-nine.

If you see him around for the next hour, I would advise not getting in his way!

Click to see full-size image.

[NoflopsHomer]

Good start for Gurpreet Nagi (recently signed up on blonde as Free Rollin) he called bets on the flop and turn of an board building a 10k pot before it went check check on the river with his opponent Richard Robinson only able to show to Nagi's for the pot.



Going past the Red Dog/Chilli/Stuart Hopkins table I saw Red Dog salivating over Maria's rhubarb crumble (that is NOT an analogy). It looked like he was a food railbird although he might just be slowplaying his appetite...

Sam Trickett does his Gumbie flower arranging...

[NoflopsHomer]

Players are on 15 minute break.

[Madone]

updates for Sam Trickett Jon Omara and Alfie Balwin please

[JungleCat03]

Jim Moult just played out a hand with Sam Trickett he described as "sick!"

He wasn't wrong!

It began with a couple of limps, which Sam raised up to 700 on the button. Jim winced as he recalled flat calling with tens from the blinds...

"I should have re-raised" he recalled sadly.

The flop fell , Jim checked and called Sam's c-bet.

The turn was the and Jim checked again only to face another bet from Sam.

"I thought I was ahead there" he said, though he dwelt for some time before calling Sam's second bullet.

The river was one of the ultimate action cards, the and Jim immediately moved all-in. Sam iinstantly announced "I've got the nuts!" and called, showing down a less than nutty, though good for the pot, got there on the river whilst a saddened Jim showed his outdrawn tens as he hit the rail.

[kinboshi]

Stonking updates fellas. Definitely the best I've read today.

to all blondes

[TightEnd]

It's nearly impossible to update an event containing the larger than lilfe character Barry Neville without picking up some choice quotes.

A moment ago the burly Yorkshireman bellowed over "Eh Joonglecat coom 'ere!"

I was in the midst of a chat with M3boy (15,000 and happy with his progress so far) when Barry chewed my ear off in his unique profane manner.

"Eh Joongle, I can't believe the silly c***s I 'ave to put up with. Wost pley ah've ever seen! Silly c***s!(*)"

(*) (Due to its repeated usage over the next few lines, this will be abbreviated to SC for brevity's sake.)

The action that initiated this angry, if amusing, outburst from Barry came with our man opening UTG with pocket kings to 400.

"Lad in t'seat next t'me only guz and flat curls with pocket queens, SC, meaning everywon else on't table bloody calls too! Flop cooms 7-5-blank, ah bet out 1,400, now 'ee flat calls and woman in't position gers all-in! She's only got bloody 7-5!
What's the SC doing flat curling with queens, letting them all-in! Ah'm steaming Joongle!"

With one more yell of "SCs!", Neville retired, his face like the proverbial bulldog chewing a lemon-flavoured wasp. He was left with a pittance after that hand which soon became even less than that as his nemesis with the queens polished off his queen-nine.

If you see him around for the next hour, I would advise not getting in his way!

Click to see full-size image.

welcome back JC!

 

[NoflopsHomer]

updates for Sam Trickett Jon Omara and Alfie Balwin please

Full counts coming up.

[JungleCat03]

250 remain of the 294 who started here tonight and level four is just about to recommence following the break.

Here are the chip counts as we stand...Nick Hicks and Chris Bruce two of the more familiar names at the top of the leaderboard.

George Georgiou   34   8   32400
Kirk Moyce   27   2   28975
Gurpreet Nagi   25   8   25775
Richard Ackroyd   67   4   25275
Daniel Brown   32   6   23350
Nichiei Hicks   13   2   23175
Tasos Grigoriou   23   1   22450
David Milligan   34   2   21975
Christopher Bruce   27   7   20900
Jason Lam   32   5   19575
Scott Phillips   25   5   19175
Phillip Toomer   25   2   18525
Hassan Abbas   35   1   17525
Scott Reid   66   8   16500
Edward Gascoigne   13   5   16375
Sven Hoffelner   35   7   15575
Michael Jones   27   6   15350
Billy Ngo   23   3   15000
Tommy Bingham   66   1   14800
Scott Gledhill   67   9   14800
Joe Stevenson   14   8   14275
Brian Hunter   66   4   14150
Raj Dhiri   13   6   13600
Richard Haile   14   3   13250
Stephen Davies   66   9   12575
Tony Salmon   67   6   12575
James Keys   35   9   12075
Gary Fisher   35   6   12000
Justin Devonport   66   6   12000
Imran Mckenzie   34   9   11900
Alan Armitage   32   4   11700
Paula Cowling   23   8   11700
Shayne Tregale   27   5   11475
Keith Littlewood   32   7   11450
Shamil Patel   14   4   10825
Karl Fenton   35   2   10800
Richard Berridge   27   9   10550
Paul David Frampton   25   1   10550
Kevin Sullivan   35   3   10500
Gavin Colclough   32   3   10450
Daniel Dodet   14   6   10400
James Harcourt   67   3   10375
Robin Peebles   27   1   10050
Philip Tomlinson   14   1   9875
Frazer Beattie   27   3   9850
Jason Wheatley   66   7   9650
Paul Halling   32   1   9600
Richard Mckenzie   14   2   9550
Waseem Shahid   66   5   9425
Vaidas Siriunas   23   4   9400
Mathew Seer   23   5   9075
Fraser Bain   34   3   9000
Daniel Ball   25   4   8850
Mark Docherty   67   2   8700
James Edgington   35   8   8400
Craig Edwards   14   5   8150
Rab Bain   27   8   8100
Anon   34   1   8075
Tina Bandyle   35   5   8025
Toby Lewis   13   3   7650
Jamie Mcintyre   23   2   7225
Paul Regan   34   5   7200
Peter Smith   13   9   7075
Michael Mcloughlin   13   7   7075
Alistair Carins   14   9   7025
Panayiotis Kekkou   23   9   6900
Mark Pickering   34   6   6800
Kevin Pearce   14   7   6650
Paul Watkins   27   4   6475
David Brown   32   2   5950
Richard Robinson   25   6   5775
James Williams   25   7   5650
Chris Kearney   35   4   5600
Tracey Dell   67   8   5400
Ricky Farbrother   25   3   4875
Hai Thow Phen   34   7   4800
Paul Grummitt   13   1   4125
Liaquat Javed   67   1   3875
David Cadman   32   8   3775
William Fry   66   3   3175
Lee Connett   23   6   3100
Neil Blatchly   23   7   3000
Matt Russell   13   8   2600
Paul Kemp   67   7   2075
Eddie Lundon   67   5   1875
John Falconer   25   9   1750
Jonathan Hewston   34   4   1375
Harprit Singh Gurnam   13   4   1225

[NoflopsHomer]

Stonking updates fellas. Definitely the best I've read today.

to all blondes

From a man who gives out praise much, that means a lot.





























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