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Topic: Joke!! (Read 311464 times)
bobAlike
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October 01, 2015, 07:01:37 PM »
Have you been mis-sold TDI....
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Ah! The element of surprise
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October 02, 2015, 09:06:36 PM »
Why should you never buy Ukranian underwear?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
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Quote from: bobAlike on October 02, 2015, 09:06:36 PM
Why should you never buy Ukranian underwear?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
I lolled.
In fact I'm still lolling.
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Quote from: RED-DOG on October 02, 2015, 09:29:49 PM
Quote from: bobAlike on October 02, 2015, 09:06:36 PM
Why should you never buy Ukranian underwear?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
I remembered this joke from when the accident happened and today I heard someone mention Chenobyl and it just sprang to mind.
I lolled.
In fact I'm still lolling.
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September 19, 2016, 07:32:43 PM »
Shamelessly stolen from Facebook
In keeping with the spirit of the Paralympics I decided to ask a girl with no fingers for a handjob..... She just palmed me off
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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September 27, 2016, 12:40:31 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on April 23, 2015, 10:20:32 PM
Are you drunk?
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No [ ]
LOL
one of the short best ones
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September 27, 2016, 01:29:36 AM »
This thread is like a who's who from the early days of Blondepoker.
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October 06, 2016, 04:14:52 PM »
If attacked by a mob of clowns go for the juggler
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December 02, 2016, 01:55:47 PM »
Dad owl: I’m dying so I need you to look after things. I’m going to give you-
Son owl: Don’t say it
Dad: Power of a tawny
Son: [turns head]
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December 21, 2016, 12:13:32 PM »
I heard some sad news today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, my very good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion and I think it's outrageous . He slept with one of his patients and now can no longer work in the profession that he loves.What a waste of time, training and money. A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet.
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December 21, 2016, 01:39:52 PM »
A warning to be careful about drink driving as we are getting close to Christmas and Plod are out there checking on people. Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then went onto the brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyzer tests. Because I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where I got it from...
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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January 13, 2017, 12:42:00 PM »
Just seen an AA Man driving past with, i will always love you playing really loud, and he was crying his eyes out, i think he,s heading for a breakdown
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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Quote from: booder on January 13, 2017, 12:42:00 PM
Just seen an AA Man driving past with, i will always love you playing really loud, and he was crying his eyes out, i think he,s heading for a breakdown
Oh well, I'm easy pleased as I lolled :-)
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February 08, 2017, 07:11:28 PM »
I heard bird noise outside last night. It was either starlings
Or Kestrel manoeuvres in the dark..
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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February 08, 2017, 07:16:36 PM »
Quote from: booder on February 08, 2017, 07:11:28 PM
I heard bird noise outside last night. It was either starlings
Or Kestrel manoeuvres in the dark..
Owlovely.
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