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« Reply #1200 on: November 04, 2017, 01:10:18 PM » |
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds weird, dozen tit.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #1201 on: November 04, 2017, 01:17:36 PM » |
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I met a girl with 12 nipples today. Sounds weird, dozen tit.
Is that the breast you can do? |
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« Reply #1202 on: November 04, 2017, 01:18:51 PM » |
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It was the worst joke in living mammary.
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« Reply #1203 on: November 04, 2017, 01:29:27 PM » |
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It was the worst joke in living mammary.
Areola going to have a nip at me? |
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« Reply #1204 on: November 04, 2017, 01:35:48 PM » |
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It was the worst joke in living mammary.
Areola going to have a nip at me? Yes, but I'm not usually one of your knockers. |
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« Reply #1205 on: November 04, 2017, 01:40:29 PM » |
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I have just been asked for the time by a Parcel Force driver.
I told him it was between 8am and 6pm.
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Quote from: action man
im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #1206 on: November 04, 2017, 01:43:14 PM » |
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It was the worst joke in living mammary.
Areola going to have a nip at me? Yes, but I'm not usually one of your knockers. Pert tit always feels like it. |
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« Reply #1207 on: November 09, 2017, 05:07:29 PM » |
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Have you noticed how many F1 drivers have names linked to Scottish towns ?
Stirling Moss
Lewis Hamilton
Eddie Irvine
Ayr town centre
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« Reply #1208 on: December 26, 2017, 12:42:25 PM » |
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A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"
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[21:05:17] Andrew W: you wasted a non spelling mistakepost?
[21:11:08] Patrick Leonard: oll
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« Reply #1209 on: December 26, 2017, 01:17:42 PM » |
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A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"
It's the way he tells em.  |
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« Reply #1210 on: December 26, 2017, 05:15:19 PM » |
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Got a stick of deodorant for xmas. Instructions said twist off cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk but it smells nice when I break wind.
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« Reply #1211 on: January 08, 2018, 12:12:12 PM » |
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Hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?
He got off on a technicality.
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #1212 on: January 08, 2018, 01:29:14 PM » |
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A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"
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« Reply #1213 on: January 08, 2018, 02:40:29 PM » |
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Hear about the jurisprudence fetishist?
He got off on a technicality.
Took me ages |
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« Reply #1214 on: January 11, 2018, 06:41:44 AM » |
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I went to the sperm clinic today, the receptionist asked if I would like to masturbate in the cup... I said, "I'm good, but I'm not sure I'm ready for competition."
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