Brief report from this evening’s tourney at the G…(I will stick to the facts, and leave the humour to Deano and Chumpy in their posts as they is more funny than wot I is).
2 tables - yes 2 I tell ya!    Err, is it normal to have more staff than players?
Dealer dealt (I have also said wot a magnificent card-room this is…..)
A vast array of regulars in attendance including SirGotchyINormallyWinOnMondays, Mr G Rogers, Lee the Barber, Jim McFinalTable, etc.
Richard O from Sky woz there too. That old geezer wot normally follows him around, wasn’t there. Richard musta run for a bit on the way, and he couldn’t keep up I reck.
There was also two Geezers both wot had the name Darren and both with the initials 

 sitting side by side.  Wot’s the chances of that in such a huge tournament with this many players?!
Snatty’s best mate George was there too [see separate post where PC is singing his praises].
Not to anyone’s great surprise there weren’t any league players there tonight.
Anyway, I managed to battle my way through the huge field, to get to the final [yes unbelievable I know]. Not so unbelievable, I arrived low stacked. 
Jimbo departed 9th, with me following soon after having shoved with 99, and walking into KK (I mean how can he call with that shit; utterly ridiculous…………..). I flop the 9, and the dealer then dutifully delivers a K on the Turn - so the best hand that deserved to win won.
Finally, Monday is clearly the new Wednesday, as there was a bit [or a lot] of a loud row (no I am not naming the players or wot happened, but it merely gives me an opportunity to congratulate Sir Richie Prew(dish) for not turning up, as he woulda bin most offended by wot one geezer woz saying  to the other one).