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« Reply #6405 on: January 25, 2012, 11:25:56 AM »

I read burglars often target the same properties/areas as they know they are doable. I imagine there will still be many times when you are all out of the house on the grind.

Obv if you don't have a house alarm system (speak to landlord, get one fitted? check if he has insurance?) get a loud dog, or get one of these for £20.

£20? Why not leave the tv on?

Leaving the tv on everynight will cost a bucket. These things run on forever batteries.
nothing in our house has any batteries still in em... wife wishes batteries ran forever Smiley
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« Reply #6406 on: January 25, 2012, 12:06:36 PM »

I read burglars often target the same properties/areas as they know they are doable. I imagine there will still be many times when you are all out of the house on the grind.

Obv if you don't have a house alarm system (speak to landlord, get one fitted? check if he has insurance?) get a loud dog, or get one of these for £20.

£20? Why not leave the tv on?

Leaving the tv on everynight will cost a bucket. These things run on forever batteries.
nothing in our house has any batteries still in em... wife wishes batteries ran forever Smiley

helpful hints on battery life here  Wink

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100903132013AA2FhmV
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« Reply #6407 on: January 25, 2012, 12:58:13 PM »

I read burglars often target the same properties/areas as they know they are doable. I imagine there will still be many times when you are all out of the house on the grind.

Obv if you don't have a house alarm system (speak to landlord, get one fitted? check if he has insurance?) get a loud dog, or get one of these for £20.

£20? Why not leave the tv on?

Leaving the tv on everynight will cost a bucket. These things run on forever batteries.
nothing in our house has any batteries still in em... wife wishes batteries ran forever Smiley

helpful hints on battery life here  Wink

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100903132013AA2FhmV
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« Reply #6408 on: January 25, 2012, 01:56:56 PM »

It's just where we live, I'm afraid. Students = terrible rented house security, lots of high value portable items (XBoxes, TVs, laptops etc.).

I heard at one point that this street in Lenton is the most burgled street in the UK.
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« Reply #6409 on: January 25, 2012, 02:51:03 PM »

If they get a result they usually return as well
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« Reply #6410 on: January 25, 2012, 03:00:27 PM »

When I lived in Cottesmore Road (Lenton) I remember the area being terrible for burglaries. Some kid got tasered at the bottom of our road too.
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« Reply #6411 on: January 25, 2012, 03:04:00 PM »

Can sympathise with you having recently been through it. Unfortunately in difficult times these types of burglary seem to go up. You should really get contents insurance though, won't cost you much especially shared between you all and obviously review security.
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« Reply #6412 on: January 25, 2012, 04:16:40 PM »

its really annoying when you work hard for stuff and play fair only to have some fucking prick feel like he's owed enough by the world to jump into your house and help himself.

Just a horrible part of life I guess...

Did a blog about it after the riots, which i actually got some stick for ( http://lildaveslife.blogspot.com/2011/08/wtf-is-going-on-s.html ) just makes my blood boil, hope you get everything sorted x
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« Reply #6413 on: January 25, 2012, 05:24:09 PM »

shipping you some rungoot and one times so you can freeroll the laptop from the pokers again soon enough mate.

obv stuff about insurance and review security, etc applies as well
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« Reply #6414 on: January 25, 2012, 05:51:55 PM »

Have you reported the burglary yet?

Probably best not to if you're thinking of getting contents insurance. You won't get anything back from the rozzers anyway and nobody will get prosecuted so best to pretend it never happened and save a few quid on your premium.

Tonytats is spot on as well. They'll definitely be back for another look in a week or two because they know you've got 2 laptops and a PS3 to replace.

If you need to borrow a large rottweiler for a few days let me know.
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« Reply #6415 on: January 25, 2012, 06:15:11 PM »

When we got burgled with 3 other Chinese ppl in one day we reported it to the police

Did fk all gave us little info and they even found the stolen goods but didn't get Any of it back



 
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« Reply #6416 on: January 25, 2012, 06:37:44 PM »

This ain't spam Alex I might be nipping over to Nottingham Friday I could look at your doors and windows and make sure the locks are adequate and insurance rated.
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« Reply #6417 on: January 25, 2012, 06:45:26 PM »

When we got burgled with 3 other Chinese ppl in one day we reported it to the police

Did fk all gave us little info and they even found the stolen goods but didn't get Any of it back



 

wtf i find that hard to believe paul?
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« Reply #6418 on: January 25, 2012, 07:38:58 PM »

When we got burgled with 3 other Chinese ppl in one day we reported it to the police

Did fk all gave us little info and they even found the stolen goods but didn't get Any of it back



 

wtf i find that hard to believe paul?

I don't, I know when I got my garage done the police got a load of the gear back, never heard a word from them.

Not particularly bothered mind you as I had probably already played one round with my new set of clubs  Grin
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« Reply #6419 on: January 25, 2012, 07:39:56 PM »

When we got burgled with 3 other Chinese ppl in one day we reported it to the police

Did fk all gave us little info and they even found the stolen goods but didn't get Any of it back



 

wtf i find that hard to believe paul?

I don't, I know when I got my garage done the police got a load of the gear back, never heard a word from them.

Not particularly bothered mind you as I had probably already played one round with my new set of clubs  Grin

But if you chased it up or gone to the police station surely you could have gotten it back?
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