Prose from a Poshboy

[cambridgealex]

Lol. What about the time he got spat on at Gala and just sat there and cowered?!

wtf. How does this not end up in fists flying.

And what did Kurt do when that kid gave him the finger? Lol I am gonna ask him myself

kurt was sat otherside of table and just shouted to tom (floor) "TOM GET THIS KID OFF THIS TABLE BEFORE I TAKE HIM OFF MYSELF" was so funny, wish he'd been sat within grabbing distance to see what would've happened

it would have been like watching a game keeper snap a rabbits neck.

Quiz in 10 minutes should slow the posts down here

sigh, was enjoying all the hits #halfwaytotikays

[cambridgealex]

I nominate myself for biggest bark with a yet unproven bite

i keep telling everyone that i'm stronger than i look lol yes i look fkn weak blah blah blah

[WotRTheChances]

Zomg this is the most tilting few pages of this diary i've seen. Killerkilsby what is your problem?! Fine something has happened in the past, which didnt sound great, but wasn't horrific cheating from what i've heard... more 3 guys taking it easy on eachother than coming in with some thoughtout strat to collude vs others (PJ sure could pick up what to do and execute haha... seems like a pretty terrible and unreliable way to 'collude' to me).

In this instance, which is all that really matters... the guy was a random, didnt mention anything about knowing any of us previously... sat down, beer in hand and insta starting shouting, swearing and saying 'you guys look like brothers, are you playing together? you're colluding' etc. and calling people 'fucking idiots'.

It was genuinely one of the most digusting things ive ever seen a player do at a poker table. It was basically just directed towards Alex and JB... but everyone at the table clearly realised the guy was being a complete tool (thus, as Stato came back, PJ let Stato know what was going on)... he didnt even say it loudly, pretty sure the guy didnt hear/notice.

Fist-pumped inside when the guy got stacked and left... it had been a really fun game until he came and ruined the atmosphere completely. To be perfectly honest i've never witnessed collusion, been involved in collusion or even heard it mentioned before... perhaps i'm naive or maybe its just not the big issue everyone makes out, the games I play in are generally very pleasant and enjoyable to be a part of.

Pretty tilting when people just jump to conclusions about people and make sweeping statements without witnessing everything that's happened.  

[cambridgealex]

Didn't realise you were there Thigh?

[BorntoBubble]

After a sweet double victory for the DTD Degens, went to DTD for a 1/2 game, which was really fun.

Getting in a £1.2k hole in the first hour wasn't - suffered a nasty equity beat vs Kurt with losing an 85/15 for £1k, then he went for a fag, came back and immediately stacked me again, with AA vs my K9spades on a cold QJxAJ with three spades.

Boshi helped me out of it with a lucky river where I had on a board, called £60 and the pinged the lovely disguised on the river and happily called his £210 all-in wager.

Someone was adequately punished when he limped under the £8 straddle, called my £35 iso, and tried to tarp me on a board, when I backed into a flush

So had two bits of bad luck, two bits of good luck and ended up about level.

Done some damage to my car today though, when trying to do a good deed by taking Denise, our cleaner, home because it was raining. Forgot I hadn't put my contact lenses in and didn't bother going back inside to do so when I realised because it's only a 5 minute journey and thought it'd be alright. It was dark and wet, so poor conditions anyway, and got adequately punished by running over a traffic bollard that I just didn't see at all Probs geeged a few hundred quid to realign the axle and replace the front right wheel sighhhh. What a tit.

Enjoyed the game last night! Wa weird as I had said to boshi that I wa going for a spin and then going to pull up more the spin meet quite happened and when they guy in seat 2 cracked my aa I felt a bit meh as it was so horrible!! Thanks for getting me back in the game I think that's the third time I have shared a table with you and the first with boshi who was a top guy! Probably down again tonight! Well played on getting out of the hole was a bit sick early on! You chipped up from £500 to about £1500 quite incredibly I didn't notice you win any monster pots just got it quietly well played

hey, yeh funnily enough he cracked your Aces with 53o didn't he, the same hand that he got stacked by me with (above)! Must just love it! Felt good to get him actually because he smugly showed me a bluff where I had Q9cc and bet out into 5 people on KQ9ss and he called the flop with 33! and the turn was the - nut worst card, I just check/fold and he shows me the 33 like he's a genius. he also called £50 with 100 behind on the flop with 86 on 952 and binked the 7 on the turn vs my QQ really enjoyed backdooring a flush vs him

yeh i was in shock! he went on a bit of a heater after that hand as well. He was always going to blow up!!

the 33 hand was pretty sick but considering i bet pre and on the flop and turn and river how he had 53 i will still never know i think the board read K6253. Not sure how he called pre or flop or turn! then he didnt ship the river anyway! we live and learn! The 33 hand was brilliant. with your hand you could litterally never call but i wonder what his plan was if the board had not ran out differently! Anyway im going for a sleep now and if i wake up i will be down later! Funny how we were talking about all this shit last night and now shit has got real on your diary! Looking forward to it returning to normal!

[PeeJay]

Brilliant, more of this. Im going to address this all at once, so here goes.
Lol at John blacks etiquette lesson. Bit of pot kettle thing going on there, especially because my comment was not bad at all. Mountains out of mole hills again.

Killerkilsby; don't know who you are, you seem to know who I am but I'm calling bullshit on a lot of what you've said.

That hand you described with the £10 bet on the river is pretty laughable, it just never happened and if you were so sure we were colluding an we were caught on camera, how come nothing was done about it? I've also been to Leicester numerous times since. Ill happily admit that we soft played each other and chopped profits at the end, already have done before. I was young and pretty new to the game, not using it as an excuse but its not nearly as bad as what you're suggesting.

Everyone seems pretty happy dragging people's names through the mud on a public forum and hiding behind keyboards. Literally bores the living shit out of me. If anybody wants anything further explaining then feel free to ask me in person   

[nirvana]

Too many gaylords crying itt at the mo

[smashedagain]

Too many gaylords crying itt at the mo

lol gay lords.  Wish I lived in Luton.

[Tal]

When/where is the next poker adventure then, Alex?

[paulhouk03]

When/where is the next poker adventure then, Alex?

leicester?

[cambridgealex]

When/where is the next poker adventure then, Alex?

leicester?

[Tal]

When/where is the next poker adventure then, Alex?

leicester?

Now THERE'S a trip report I'd enjoy reading

[JK]

When/where is the next poker adventure then, Alex?

leicester?

Now THERE'S a trip report I'd enjoy reading

So i 3bet an open, a guy cold called, xx noticed this was one of the spots we were talking about before so cold 4b, I 5b shoved and the cold caller folded, as did xx. The guy cold calling didnt know what hit him! Im now going to take that £18 straight to the bank

[kinboshi]

After a sweet double victory for the DTD Degens, went to DTD for a 1/2 game, which was really fun.

Getting in a £1.2k hole in the first hour wasn't - suffered a nasty equity beat vs Kurt with losing an 85/15 for £1k, then he went for a fag, came back and immediately stacked me again, with AA vs my K9spades on a cold QJxAJ with three spades.

Boshi helped me out of it with a lucky river where I had on a board, called £60 and the pinged the lovely disguised on the river and happily called his £210 all-in wager.

Someone was adequately punished when he limped under the £8 straddle, called my £35 iso, and tried to tarp me on a board, when I backed into a flush

So had two bits of bad luck, two bits of good luck and ended up about level.

Done some damage to my car today though, when trying to do a good deed by taking Denise, our cleaner, home because it was raining. Forgot I hadn't put my contact lenses in and didn't bother going back inside to do so when I realised because it's only a 5 minute journey and thought it'd be alright. It was dark and wet, so poor conditions anyway, and got adequately punished by running over a traffic bollard that I just didn't see at all Probs geeged a few hundred quid to realign the axle and replace the front right wheel sighhhh. What a tit.

Yeah, didn't think you had the straight on the river and decided to turn my hand into a bluff thinking you'd fold against me with two pair or pretty much any hand other than the one you had!  Sigh.

I don't believe you.

was a really good bluff tbf, would've never called with two pair except maybe T8. You played it like a set! I didn't really mind what you had on the river though

I had a pair.  Played it like a set, got my timing horribly wrong.

Wish we'd chopped the profits in the car park afterwards...

[BorntoBubble]

After a sweet double victory for the DTD Degens, went to DTD for a 1/2 game, which was really fun.

Getting in a £1.2k hole in the first hour wasn't - suffered a nasty equity beat vs Kurt with losing an 85/15 for £1k, then he went for a fag, came back and immediately stacked me again, with AA vs my K9spades on a cold QJxAJ with three spades.

Boshi helped me out of it with a lucky river where I had on a board, called £60 and the pinged the lovely disguised on the river and happily called his £210 all-in wager.

Someone was adequately punished when he limped under the £8 straddle, called my £35 iso, and tried to tarp me on a board, when I backed into a flush

So had two bits of bad luck, two bits of good luck and ended up about level.

Done some damage to my car today though, when trying to do a good deed by taking Denise, our cleaner, home because it was raining. Forgot I hadn't put my contact lenses in and didn't bother going back inside to do so when I realised because it's only a 5 minute journey and thought it'd be alright. It was dark and wet, so poor conditions anyway, and got adequately punished by running over a traffic bollard that I just didn't see at all Probs geeged a few hundred quid to realign the axle and replace the front right wheel sighhhh. What a tit.

Yeah, didn't think you had the straight on the river and decided to turn my hand into a bluff thinking you'd fold against me with two pair or pretty much any hand other than the one you had!  Sigh.

I don't believe you.

was a really good bluff tbf, would've never called with two pair except maybe T8. You played it like a set! I didn't really mind what you had on the river though

I had a pair.  Played it like a set, got my timing horribly wrong.

Wish we'd chopped the profits in the car park afterwards...

Sorry alex gave me the cash ill drop it with you next time we meet! 40/30/30 ok?