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« Reply #555 on: February 03, 2022, 05:48:49 PM »

 FAILURE TO PLAN IS TO PLAN TO FAIL
So the plan was to go to the vic and gain some £££ whether in cash as per the pot limit omaha or the later satellite the journey up there on the train was uneventful only one lady beggar on the tube and i wanted to give her a coin but she didnt have a paper cup and moved on swiftly also i knew that i had only notes.....opportunity to bribe the good karma fairies lost thinking i hope that dousnt come back to bite me in the ass,out side the edgeware tube and i take some selfies to put on the family app ...just my head with what ever land mark in the back ground a sort of wheres wally collection ....pass a girl beggar outside argos she looks about 20 and has three scabs on her face that look like she has attempted to put a belly bar into her chin and they have gone infected....some ones daughter ,sister,loved one, and now a bundle on the pavement as i walk by not breaking my stride looking as if it dousnt affect me but inside the injustice smarts.

Into the vic and i see a luton reg who tells me he has a problem with his entry as they are telling him he has applied to be suspended or similar which he has not .....seems like he has been caught up in the red tape of proving that you are not money laundering this subject is a source of gossip around the poker table  and being asked to provide bank statements to prove you can afford to gamble many players find intrusive....as do i expect the nose candy beauticians......

and into the poker events in the omaha there were two occasions where i should have shoved but because my holdings were so poor i waited for a better opportunity.....end result omaha £200 bye bye hope you enjoy......
hold em satilite got it all in with KK on the big blind for qq TO SHAG ME ON THE RIVER    the game was like a whos who of luton regs with andy,das,baby face johnson qand others i dont know the names of ,so im for the home wood journey just gone midnight and i still catch a tube ,my luck must be in....

PLAN YOUR ACTION ACTION YOUR PLAN
I am of up the pub to get wasted thursday night ...walking not driving...then 10.00am on the train TO THE VIC FOR THE BIG ONE
EAT SLEEP RAVE REPEAT

the good thing is when you shoot black bart in the gun fight at the okay coral he dousent know its your last bullet
see you there

if i make the feature table i shall hold up some felt tip pen messages for my loyal pubic

SO BABY JESUS GET YOUR THINGERS OUT OF YOUR ARSSE AND TOMORROW WHEN I ASK FOR JUST ONE TIME BLOODY WELL LISTEN

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« Reply #556 on: February 03, 2022, 06:55:53 PM »

Best of luck tomorrow me old China.
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« Reply #557 on: February 05, 2022, 02:39:21 PM »

WHEN YOU SEE A WILD LIFE PROGRAM IT IS EASY TO IMAGINE YOURSELF AS THE SOARING EAGLE OR FAST RUNNING CHEETAH BRINGING ITS SUPPER DOWN .....OR THE DUNG BEETLE ROLLING ITS ORB OF DUNG THRU THE FOREST

Planned to go out and get wasted...........................................................success
planned to go to the vic for £1250 comp..................................................success
planned to get thru to day two ..............................................................fail

there is little that i can say about my performance other than card dry and like a ice cream on a hot pavement melting away until every one is treading on it without a thought.......in poker vernacular .....in order to live you have to be prepared to die....before your chips are so low every one is using you as a slap head from a Benny hill sketch

sad boo hoo shame oh if only and other crap

luton g 115 plus 15 sunday 4.00pm make a change from the vic.....dont suppose the two beggars that i gave a quid to each do refunds.....

IF YOU TAKE THE O OUT OF GOOD YOU HAVE GOD....IF YOU TAKE THE D OUT OF DEVIL YOU HAVE EVIL...........IF YOU TAKE THE L OUT OF BOLLOCKS YOU HAVE BOLOCKS

what do you call a spider with no legs......................you dont waste your time calling it its not going to come to you its got no legs



next blog to be more up beat and of a more cheerful nature....






























...or am i bluffing
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« Reply #558 on: August 31, 2022, 10:28:43 PM »

IM BACK OR AM I........
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« Reply #559 on: August 31, 2022, 11:08:51 PM »

.....So here we are again not surprising, I've just got in from tpub and have decided to treat my adoring pubic...

I think I last posted here at the start of Covid, so I'll a bit disjointed and I'll just jump in and start with some ramblings... About six or nine months ago, I've into Luton G and it's like a reunion of all the old faithful Blonde Poker wannabees, there's Gavin, still trying to sell, hooky coffees of Debbie does Dallas DVD's and he with the stripey jumpers (standard) plus Dean, he with the muscular physique, with arms that look like John Holmes best asset and there with them is the guyser that sodded off to Malta or Gibraltar and try as I might, I just can't remember his name... I know or I think I know, that he is Scottish, or Welsh, one of those far flung places where you don't like your school kids mixing with them in the school yard, because of the certainty of picking up bad habits. But there I am, saying hi, to this one or that one, obviously all the Blonde poker bods have all text each other, for a meet up and i can't remember his bloody name....................................................................................
but then a stroke of luck, just as I was considering, is this the onset of senile dementia, hes turns his head and I see he has got a burger bun with about two portions of mum's go to iceland chicken strips (deep fried) and he is munching on it with glee whilst still talking to his chums and like a shaft of light his name came to me... it was Vinnie.... he might be from the Isle of Wight actually.

Now, more up to date, at Luton G the rake for competitions is getting out of order, ok they are a business, not a charity, but they will choke the whole poker scene and then wonder, where's everyone gone!

On a lighter note, Mr and Mrs Phan are still spanking the one-arm-bandits all though we here about their winnings, not the other side of the coin.

Good news, Teddy got a very decent circa £20K in a GUKPT event, everyone genuinely happy for the guy, me included, although the line from the hit song... it should have been me... does go through my mind, but then I never entered that competition.

Now for a bang up to date, tomorrow, Thursday 1st of September, I'm off to the Goliath for 12pm for my shot at poker immortality. I will be rubbing shoulders with punters decrying that they did three bullets the first time and then two bullets the following day and now they are at the last gasp saloon with me and only the turbo on Friday if they don't get through today............................................................and there I'll be with my one entry like Madonna being a Virgin touched for the very first time here to do business.

So that's what I'm doing tomorrow.....

IFANYONESGOTANYGOODDOGGINGSITESBETWEENSTALBANSANDCOVENTRYPLEASEWASHYOURHANDSBEFOREYOUSITDOWNTOPLAYATMYTABLE.
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« Reply #560 on: September 01, 2022, 01:06:44 AM »

 

Good luck Sir
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« Reply #561 on: September 10, 2022, 09:52:50 PM »

Great to see you're still posting Tom. Love reading about your exploits, especially at my all-time favourite venue, Luton.

It's about time you won it big at Poker and on your Roulette bet that you do.

Hopefully catch you at Luton at some point before the end of the year.

Cheers
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« Reply #562 on: September 17, 2022, 12:33:02 PM »

SO ON TO COVENTRY FOR FAME AND FOURTUNE....................YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WERE A LAD AND AT THE DISCO YOU LOOK AT THE PRETTY GIRL AND PLUCK UP THE COURAGE TO GO AND CHAT TO HER ....and on the way over to her some jack the lad who pulls loads of girls seemlessley gets there before you.......well at least you had a chance ....you had a shot ....you were half a degree away from mission acumpleshed......not so coventry no traction or cards and the only shot i had i will now describe...
my starting stack is down from 25k to about 13k .....we are all aware of the line of 300 plus players snaked thru the casino waiting to join the alternates so re buying is not a sensible option let alone the cost another 250.....
i am the big blind at say hree  six six...i havent looked at my cards yet ,and the two guys to my left are foostering around with there food and drinks orders not paying attention to the game ,...i see teddy at the table opposite who has been holding court like a mini celeb as he whent deep ion reading for 20k odd ...he is standing up for the extra 2% as he is all in and called so its do or die for him im looking over to him to see his facial reaction of doom or glory as the cards on his table roll out ...then i hear the dealer on my table saying 600 to you i look down at kings ...now to gret paid ,when you have got en bet em ...i declare all in ...no problem ...if i go out with kings so be it go down fighting i say...................................... the dealer declares bet out of turn the two lads foostering with there food havent acted yet or the rest of the table ....floor called im held to non agressive action ...guy in seat two wants more penalties on me which he fails to get ....nice prick...the players in the hand fold lioke dominos to seat four who makes it 1600 i call the flop comes king queen nine with two hearts he checks i go all in he passes showing ace jack suited and says he would have raised and called when i whent all in so my mistake has costed me my double up ....seat two still mumbleing about why there should be more penalties...even bigger prick ....and i win the min....

waisted eventualey leaving the club i see DINA dealing with the head of the 300 rebuy que i but in to say ....HI DINA BY DINA IM OFF...she replies smileingley and like every eighth man in the que i wonder ......if i lost a load of weight got a personal trainer a six pack had some minor cosmetic touch ups plus hair implants and teath done whent to colledge to get some class education with a laungauge learnt or two ....plus win 10 million on the lottery would i have the balls to ask dina if she has a younger sister ........
which has the longest odds me winning goliath or dinas make belive sister ......


im off to luton for the 250 at 4.00pm last of the day ones price pool looking to be 75k to 95k ..........one shot jonny thats me ,

YEA HAAAAA
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« Reply #563 on: September 19, 2022, 05:42:24 PM »

TRUE STORY

When i was about nine years of age my family lived in a big old house between two villages in Norfolk called Grimston and Gayton i along with 4 to 5 bothers and sisters were playing by the large iron gates to the drive way when a well dressed man with a school kid of about 12 years of age appeared out of nowhere ,as we did not see a stranger from one week to the next at our secluded location this was a rare event indeed.


The well dressed gent asked if our father was around to which three of us hollered...dad a man wants you and he promptly turned up the man had a chat with my dad and they whent into the house to fetch something leaving the well dressed school kid with us for a short time , seeing the posh school uniform this lad had on one of my older brothers said to him ...what school do you go to mate....to which he replied   I dont go to school around here...another brother replied to that with his opinion which was ...Stuck up git...the posh lad looked relieved when just then my dad and the well dressed man returned with a large jug of water which had two handles on it for carrying purposes.

My dad said to me to take the other handle of the posh man and help him carry the water up to a car that was 4 to 5 hundred yards up the road from our front drive which i did feeling proud that my dad had chosen me over my older brothers as i was the largest and strongest of the brothers even though two of them were older....small victories get them where you can.
At the car the posh dressed man helped my dad to put the water in the car radiator and offered to leave the jug with them to drop of at the local garage when they were passing but the man said that was alright he felt they had enough to get home, then my dad was talking to some one in the back of the car thru the open window and he called me over, i was by now itching to get back to my group of brothers as i felt they would be having more fun than i climbing trees and such like, so i went over to the window and in the back of the car was a lady with the posh school kid sitting beside her ...Hello whats your name the lady asked ...tom i replied....well thank you very much for helping your father carrying the water for my car Thomas the lady said ...thats alright i replied and my dad sent me back to the driveway of our house.....

A week or two later my family got a invite to the Sandringham village fete...it turns out that the posh lady was the chair person of the village committee and this was her thank you to us.


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« Reply #564 on: September 19, 2022, 07:27:08 PM »

Nice story Tom but who were they?

 

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« Reply #565 on: October 22, 2022, 06:27:53 PM »





SATURDAY THE 29TH THERE WILL BE A SPECIAL CHARITY POKER GAME AT THE LUTON G CASINO ,COST £100 AT 3.00PM  FOOD AT 4.30PM

details from luton g i shall be bringing all the collection of photos that i have dating back over 20 years so players can snap pics of themselves and friends...........many of the original blonde poker players are in the pics so come on down.
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« Reply #566 on: October 24, 2022, 09:24:08 AM »

Hi Tom, hope you are well.

Not sure if you heard but Gav died on Friday from Liver cancer, he mentioned that he saw you quite recently so I assume you knew he was ill?
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« Reply #567 on: October 24, 2022, 10:35:15 PM »

Hi Celtic , i heard yesterday at Luton g and yes i saw Gavin a week or two ago at Luton g but not to talk to regrettable, I will make a point of copying all the pics of Gavin and you and see about emailing them to you the pictures and the memories they may bring will be of more substance than any words i could string together........
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« Reply #568 on: October 25, 2022, 12:44:26 PM »

Nice idea Tom, thanks.

I think you my email address but if not, let me know and I’ll send you an email.
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« Reply #569 on: October 25, 2022, 05:51:58 PM »

Hi Celtic , i heard yesterday at Luton g and yes i saw Gavin a week or two ago at Luton g but not to talk to regrettable, I will make a point of copying all the pics of Gavin and you and see about emailing them to you the pictures and the memories they may bring will be of more substance than any words i could string together........

Thoughtful words Tom
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