Claims to Fame - the B list.

[smashedagain]

Got a load but best one or stupidest was Diddy sending me a magnum of Dom Rose and me sending it back along with a magnum of Cristal Rose saying we don't drink Do

I'd snap accept if it was now tho!

class but is he a b lister?

[Claw75]

some more of mine.

Tommy Steele was my grandad's cousin.

I spoke to Huey Lewis on a Saturday Superstore phone in

I once asked Bob Holness if I could have a P please

Taylor Dayne advised me not to pursue a career in singing

I got blanked by David Bellamy when I asked him for his autograph when I was 8

     were u on blockbusters claire?

nah.  was at the time I was following new kids on the block around.  over the road from their hotel in birmingham there was some kind of roadshow thing on in this square.  bob holness was doing some blockbusters thing, and I got picked to go up and play.  as I was the first contestant I got the honour of asking for a P.  Also met Grotbags the same day - happy times

[cdw1111]

I carried Stephen Hawking off a plane and put him in his wheelchair,he said "Thank you very much" in his robot voice when we connected it up.

Had to lean over Claudia Schiffer to change her reading light in first class,it's difficult to descibe how good looking she was.

[ruholding]

I was on wacaday in 1988 - with VERY skin tight jeans on and got a snog off micheala strachan MILF.  i think she enjoyed it (i was 12)

[redarmi]

I once went out for a beer with Steve Smith Eccles.  Lovely chap.

Junior Hoilett who plays for Blackburn Rovers is my nephew too.  He scored to knock QPR out of the cup in January and I missed the chance to give The Camel a rubdown then so thought this would as good a chance as any ;-)

[SirPerceval]

I got a BJ in Lord David Steel's house (Aikwood Tower)

p.s it was not from David or his wife Judy.

[Alverton]

Caddied for Andy Garcia, Jamie Redknapp, Tico Torres, and various journeymen golf pros.
Was in the same golf group as Sean Connery, (miserable bastard)
Shook Sir Steve Redgrave's hand.
Gave Bill Murray a highfive.
Won £10 off Dougray Scott after outdriving (golf) him.
Gave Borat's fat friend (dont no his real/film name) a highfive.
Told the tall one from 'Everyone loves Raymond' that he was funnier than his brother.
Smashed it Amy Alexandra off big brother before she became famous 

Bill Murray has to be up there!! Fantastic!

Sounds like whilst most people are asking for autographs you just go in for the high five. I like it.

FYP who says 'made out' anymore?

Meh I was trying to say it in a 'PG' way, not offend anyone and its the only thing I could think of.

FMP

fwiw made out>>>>>got off.

[Marky147]

Played snooker against quite a few pros when I was younger, some comedy dits from both nights with Alex Higgins and Steve Davis which I think I posted in another thread before

[Amatay]

Played £1/2 with Joe Cole at the Vic about 4 years ago. He stacked off with 77 on a AKQJx board. [  ] He cared.

[Girgy85]

Once saw Pritchard from dirty Sanchez in a pub in Cardiff once!!

[Dubai]

In Embassy, wanted whole VIP area for a celebration- problem was Carlton Cole and Nigel Reo-Coker was in there, they were asked to leave, Reo-Coker asked for a bottle of Cristal as a bribe to leave, he was given it and left, we asked Carlton Cole to stay as he was just gonna leave quietly, nice guy, told us he was expecting a move to Arsenal, this was 2 years ago

[Claw75]

people i've seen in airports/on planes at train stations/on trains

Hulk Hogan
Aston Villa squad c1999
LL Cool J
bloke who's name I can't remember - Jeremy something - used to go out with Rachel Stevens
Jilly Goulden
Michael Buerk
Paul Whitehouse
Keith from the Office
Ian Brown
Rob Newman

[Dubai]

Made Shabnab (spelling) from big brother audition in front of us in a club once when she told us she was pursuing a singing career and we had no idea who she was, told her i was David Cowell and head of Simons label. She was terrible and flipped and started screaming at us when we said she needed a new dream

[Dubai]

Went Dorchester tonight for drinks and dinner, Sharon Osbourne swearing next to us

[Dubai]

Jade Goody nicked my cab once, shouted out "get that minger out my cab"- her bf got angry, Jack Tweedy, one of my friends who posts on here was drunk and seemed to think he was Callum Best and shouted abuse at him that made no sense unless u are Callum Best.

Seen Callum Best hit Sid Owen on a table once. Proper B list war

Luckily no longer partake in that life, pretty cringy reading back over it tbh- but have like 100+ stories- including hitting on a girl who asked my opinion on reality tv, i said thought it was a total joke and intended for complete idiots, she then told me she was on this years big brother and first voted out. Point proven obv- scouse girl, no idea name