Congrats on the score.
Write 3 paragraphs on different things about james keys.
Who's the best player you've faced both live and online?
Keys is generally fairly quiet but always really fun to live with. But when he gets lashed he's gotta be one of the most hilarious people ever. Can thoroughly recommend a lash up with him.
He's also a very sick player, we talk about hands a lot and often agree about hands but when we actually play esp cash we play pretty differently. I think he's really sick at live poker which coupled with not having an especially big ego makes him pretty damn good.
We went to school together and one summer both worked for my dad along with another friend. It was mostly painting weighbridges for £3.20 an hour. It was fucking hot that summer, so we just got the paint bucket and poured the paint on. One of the real employees came out and berated us for it. We used about 5 cans of paint for a job that requires 2. Don't think my dad was too happy.
Player who's given me the most trouble live... No one really immediately springs to mind but Antonius got most of my chips in the WSOP ME. Also Kimber has busted me from 2 day

which is annoying. In online tournies there's loads of animals that cause me trouble, Moorman in particular made my life hell in a couple of hands in a WCOOP a while ago. In terms of cash there's loads of good regs as well always had trouble playing against PakWaan on ipoker when I was playing 1/2, to the extent that I spent a whole afternoon analysing his game because he kept pwning me.