Tips for Tikay

[sonour]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

[tikay]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

Barny, just barmy.

Great story though.

Can't believe the stuff some of you folk bet on, but a 2nd Division football match in Argentina must be near the top of the bizarre list.

[Omm]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

Barny, just barmy.

Great story though.

Can't believe the stuff some of you folk bet on, but a 2nd Division football match in Argentina must be near the top of the bizarre list.

£1000 on a footy match in South America? What's the tip then ?

[Tal]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today

Think there's a few of them in Digbeth. You'd probably need more husbands if you're doing that on a Saturday, too, though

[Tal]

[ripple11]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

Barny, just barmy.

Great story though.

Can't believe the stuff some of you folk bet on, but a 2nd Division football match in Argentina must be near the top of the bizarre list.

£1000 on a footy match in South America? What's the tip then ?

.

Self service terminal?....you have to feed it a grand?
....by the time you're finished the price has gone! 

[sonour]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

Barny, just barmy.

Great story though.

Can't believe the stuff some of you folk bet on, but a 2nd Division football match in Argentina must be near the top of the bizarre list.

£1000 on a footy match in South America? What's the tip then ?

Hi Omm,

Not a tip I'm afraid, just a stale price. Movement in Asia apparently, Back odds 2.2 and lay will be 1.8 before kick off.
Unfortunately I don't have time to post these, as soon as I get them I have to get on online and organise shop runs. I'm often too late myself.

[sonour]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today where they ring all my bets through and I'm severely limited.
I wanted to bet on an Argentinian Premiere B match.
I wrote the slip out, handed it to the manager and asked for the price.
He read it and rolled around laughing, presumably at the obscure match.
Then he said, I have an idea, let's see if it's on the self service terminal. We found it and the odds were as expected.
I said, aren't I limited on this then and he replied, no.
I asked if the profits or losses from this machine went against his shop and he replied that they did but he didn't care any more because his profits were £30k to £40k above target but somebody had hit him with a Lucky 15 for £120k the week before so he had no chance of hitting target and I could bet what I liked.
Then he said I've got a target to get £1,000 bet on the self service terminal today so you can help me out. So I bet £1000 and everyone was happy.
Looks like I've been unrestricted.

Barny, just barmy.

Great story though.

Can't believe the stuff some of you folk bet on, but a 2nd Division football match in Argentina must be near the top of the bizarre list.

£1000 on a footy match in South America? What's the tip then ?

.

Self service terminal?....you have to feed it a grand?
....by the time you're finished the price has gone! 

No, you don't feed the money in you pay it over the counter.

[BigAdz]

Lol.

Cant help yourself can you.

Us gooners are very easy going on such an easy target, but time to krank it up methinks.

[Tal]

Just a bit of revenge for yesterday

[sonour]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today

Think there's a few of them in Digbeth. You'd probably need more husbands if you're doing that on a Saturday, too, though

Never on a Saturday Tal, just too busy.

[Tal]

Obviously, Wilshere scores.

[Doobs]

Despite not running well lately with the WH mobile offer, Estidhkaar 2.05 Donc and Aljamaheer 3.15 Donc look like strong candidates maths-wise

Winner. 

[Tal]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today

Think there's a few of them in Digbeth. You'd probably need more husbands if you're doing that on a Saturday, too, though

Never on a Saturday Tal, just too busy.

Quite wise.

[sonour]

I went into my closest xxxxx shop today

Think there's a few of them in Digbeth. You'd probably need more husbands if you're doing that on a Saturday, too, though

Never on a Saturday Tal, just too busy.

Quite wise.

My old Headmaster told me,

Eat in company, sleep alone.

Wish I'd listened.