The UK Politics and EU Referendum thread - merged

[The Camel]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

I think you are going to spend your life being disappointed at never getting the politics you really want in the UK....must be gutting eh?

[Marky147]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

What's happened?

Cameron been in a sextape?

Check twitter hashtag #cameronfuckedapig

Glad there isn't a sextape, if that's what they were up to.

I'd set the line at MPs who haven't been on the bugle at some point during their uni days pretty low, though.

All wronguns

[The Camel]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

What's happened?

Cameron been in a sextape?

Check twitter hashtag #cameronfuckedapig

Glad there isn't a sextape, if that's what they were up to.

I'd set the line at MPs who haven't been on the bugle at some point during their uni days pretty low, though.

All wronguns

I did some things I regret slightly when I was at college.

Pretty sure I didn't fuck a pig though.

[Marky147]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

What's happened?

Cameron been in a sextape?

Check twitter hashtag #cameronfuckedapig

Glad there isn't a sextape, if that's what they were up to.

I'd set the line at MPs who haven't been on the bugle at some point during their uni days pretty low, though.

All wronguns

I did some things I regret slightly when I was at college.

Pretty sure I didn't fuck a pig though.

Probably a few women who frequented Joannas around the turn of the century that wish they could same the same 

[DaveShoelace]

It's pretty much in line with what I expect goes on at places like Oxford/Cambridge/Eton etc, frankly I would have been dissappointed if he hadn't at least fingered a goat.

Some of the jokes on Twitter today have been awesome, UK comedians having a field day.

[tikay]

It's pretty much in line with what I expect goes on at places like Oxford/Cambridge/Eton etc, frankly I would have been dissappointed if he hadn't at least fingered a goat.

Some of the jokes on Twitter today have been awesome, UK comedians having a field day.

One kid on Twitter, who had been ripping Cameron all night, stated "nights like this are what Twitter was designed for".


Feel kinda sorry for the poor kid, if that's his idea of a fun night. He might just explode with excitement if it were revealed that Cameron once farted. *

* And he will have, at some point in his life. Everyone farts, except Her Majesty the Queen.

[Woodsey]

In fairness, I think even if he had a foursome with a pig a sheep and a cow and it was all caught on camera he would still win the next election such is the state of labour currently...

[DaveShoelace]

In fairness, I think even if he had a foursome with a pig a sheep and a cow and it was all caught on camera he would still win the next election such is the state of labour currently...

So it's the political equivalent of when Ronnie O'Sullivan plays left handed?

Obv respect him more if its a foursome, a foursome is still a foursome.

[The Camel]

It's pretty much in line with what I expect goes on at places like Oxford/Cambridge/Eton etc, frankly I would have been dissappointed if he hadn't at least fingered a goat.

Some of the jokes on Twitter today have been awesome, UK comedians having a field day.

One kid on Twitter, who had been ripping Cameron all night, stated "nights like this are what Twitter was designed for".


Feel kinda sorry for the poor kid, if that's his idea of a fun night. He might just explode with excitement if it were revealed that Cameron once farted. *

* And he will have, at some point in his life. Everyone farts, except Her Majesty the Queen.

He probably think reading books about trains and stopping and staring at bridges is the dullest thing imagineable.

Different strokes for different folks.

[MintTrav]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

What's happened?

Cameron been in a sextape?

Check twitter hashtag #cameronfuckedapig

Glad there isn't a sextape, if that's what they were up to.

I'd set the line at MPs who haven't been on the bugle at some point during their uni days pretty low, though.

All wronguns

I did some things I regret slightly when I was at college.

Pretty sure I didn't fuck a pig though.

Probably a few women who frequented Joannas around the turn of the century that wish they could same the same 

Ah, Joanna's.

I think one of my shoes is still stuck to the carpet.

[horseplayer]

Who hasn't stuck there penis in a pigs head?

Everybody as it happens

[Woodsey]

Who hasn't stuck there penis in a pigs head?

Everybody as it happens

[The Camel]

Made me laugh from the New Statesman

Click to see full-size image.

[Marky147]

David Cameron can't exactly accuse Jeremy Corbyn of having a dubious past any more, can he?

What's happened?

Cameron been in a sextape?

Check twitter hashtag #cameronfuckedapig

Glad there isn't a sextape, if that's what they were up to.

I'd set the line at MPs who haven't been on the bugle at some point during their uni days pretty low, though.

All wronguns

I did some things I regret slightly when I was at college.

Pretty sure I didn't fuck a pig though.

Probably a few women who frequented Joannas around the turn of the century that wish they could same the same 

Ah, Joanna's.

I think one of my shoes is still stuck to the carpet.

Ha!

I think half my wages were left in there when I was at Dryad

[Doobs]

Surely ****ing a dead pig involves a bit more than putting your member in its mouth?

Surely we ignore all misdemeanors before the age of 25 or so?  I dare say that a decent proportion of those in parliament have played soggy biscuit or indulged in fagging for instance.  I just don't think it matters much, as we all did stupid stuff when we were young.

Since privatisation, rail use has doubled in the UK.  So why do a majority want it nationalised again?  Surely there is a contradiction there, and I can't see it as a priority.  Barring the odd occasion when I have had the misfortune to book on First Great Western, I don't hanker for the old British Rail much.  Wasn't every train as filthy as a current 1am service on a saturday night, and most services hopelessly unreliable.  And didn't we used to have strikes nearly as often as we currently get on the tube?