7 Out!It’s been a quiet year as Covideo killed the Poker Superstar, so unfortunately it’s been a pretty quiet year for Noah. However thankfully the casino keeps their craps table open, so we had plenty of time to go deep into the study tank learning how to perfect our game. Watching YouTube videos from the greatest shooters of our generation inspired me, it made me believe that I was going to be the greatest crapper in history... so off I went to the casino. ‘7 out, 7 out, 7 out’. That’s all I kept hearing every 5 mins. My shaman had told me this was the game that would teach me to crush the casino, he worked in his spare time as a pit boss so looking back on it, maybe his intentions weren’t pure. I’d always start on craps and somehow end up on baccarat, all roads always lead back to baccarat. I think that’s a lesson I’ve now learned.
I guess online poker boomed as a result of covid as did underground live games which I always seemed to host and do my coconuts in week after week. Here’s my favourite bad beat from the home games after which I’d been told to
Hit The Road JackIt all began with a raise before the flop
It was a stormy evening- the blinds were 5/10/25/50
Player x opens to 150 playing about 3k from early
Player y peels button playing 5k ish
I peel small blind with
playing 3.5k
Big blind folds
Flop:
I check, player x bets 300, player y makes it 900, I decide to go all in for my 3.something
Player x folds and player y calls with
Being the gentleman that I am, we decide to go twice and he proceeds to find a jack on both rivers and so it was time to indeed hit the road Jack.
Luckily Inter Milan were playing that evening so I saw a quick opportunity to make my money back. They didn’t win.
Off to the casino for baccarat - that didn’t win.
Decided to then watch the titanic - needed a happy movie to cheer me up.
2021 goalsGet my Hendon mob up to $1000 - I believe in myself, if I strive for success, I can do it!
Satellite into an online 100k and win.
Improve my craps throwing technique
Learn how to edge sort
Discover a new casino game - all suggestions welcome
Become the chef I was always meant to be.
See you soon! Still Noah Money!