Chips with a fry-up?

[boldie]

2) Tomato Sauce (not ketchup) - Cupboard

what's this tomato sauce that's not ketchup?

lol

[Josedinho]

This thread makes me laugh let me clear this up.

Chips are only ok with a fry up if you are eating in a cafe and you are a tradesman (plumber, electrician etc). Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash, hash browns or another potato alternative.

Ketchup should be in the fridge - it's on the label people!

Mayo on chips - is acceptable if you discovered it in mainland Europe. If you just tried it out of interest you are weird.

[taximan007]

So you are saying a Tradesperson is NOT cultured?

[boldie]

So you are saying a Tradesperson is NOT cultured?

No, he's saying he's a snob.

And obviously they are not cultured..they work with their hands!

[Josedinho]

So you are saying a Tradesperson is NOT cultured?

NOT cultured enough to choose an appropriate alternative.

Having said that most of my mates are tradesman and this applies to them. Apologies if this doesn't apply to all tradesman.

[taximan007]

  cultured     

ADJECTIVE:

   1. Educated, polished, and refined; cultivated.

I MUST be a Tradesman then 

[cia260895]

No Chips wit' breaky, and Tomato Sauce once opened keep refridgerated and eat within 8 weeks.

can ketchup actually be eaten???

[gatso]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

[boldie]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up

[gatso]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up

lol

brb. just off to get cultured

[barhell]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up

lol

brb. just off to get cultured

You'd want to be careful with some of the cultues from the girls on my estate.

[taximan007]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
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One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants

[madasahatstand]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants

That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises

[taximan007]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants

That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises

I might try a few, if I knew what they were. 

[RED-DOG]

Otherwise you are cultured enough to get fried mash

lol, wow, you and I must come from very different worlds. In mine, a persons level of culture is not measured in terms of fried mash

 it's how many women on the estate he has knocked up
[/quote

One of the Best Posts Ever IMO total feckin classic, i nearly wet my pants

That sounds like stress incontinence. You should see a doctor about that or start doing some pelic floor exercises

I might try a few, if I knew what they were. 

Basically, it's the are of trying to crap yourself withiut actually crapping yourself.