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« Reply #135 on: August 04, 2010, 12:35:24 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

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Henry the hooverrrrr

Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.
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« Reply #136 on: August 04, 2010, 12:45:54 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

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Henry the hooverrrrr

Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw
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« Reply #137 on: August 04, 2010, 12:49:53 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr



Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw


But do you have to keep his legs clean?
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« Reply #138 on: August 04, 2010, 01:14:50 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr



Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw


But do you have to keep his legs clean?

How do they get dirty?
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« Reply #139 on: August 04, 2010, 01:24:23 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr



Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw


But do you have to keep his legs clean?

How do they get dirty?

By taking him outside obv  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #140 on: August 04, 2010, 02:16:02 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr



Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw


But do you have to keep his legs clean?

How do they get dirty?

By taking him outside obv  Roll Eyes

Why would you take him outside !?
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« Reply #141 on: August 04, 2010, 02:23:40 PM »

"No, you can't take Henry outside, you'll dirty his legs"

Mrs Red.

(5pts for the first correct explanation)

Henry the hooverrrrr



Sigh. Either it was too easy, or Cos is too domesticated.

I do the hoovering in our house, we have a dyson and a henry. Henry every time ftw


But do you have to keep his legs clean?

How do they get dirty?

By taking him outside obv  Roll Eyes

Why would you take him outside !?

Luckily i live with a woman so don't have anything to do with hoovering etc, maybe Mrs Red wanted to hoover the lawn?

Just a guess, like i say i dont have to worry about such things...
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« Reply #142 on: August 04, 2010, 03:33:35 PM »

I was Hoovering me van out....
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« Reply #143 on: August 04, 2010, 04:33:26 PM »

I was Hoovering me van out....

How did you manage it without Henry?
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« Reply #144 on: August 04, 2010, 04:39:02 PM »

I was Hoovering me van out....

How did you manage it without Henry?

I took him outside, but I made him stand in a cardboard box.
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« Reply #145 on: August 04, 2010, 04:42:58 PM »

Mrs Red asks him if I've mistreated him while she wasn't there...
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« Reply #146 on: August 04, 2010, 04:53:06 PM »

Hoovers are serious business.  Must look after them don't ya know. 

We had a cleaning lady calling to the house after my last back operation.  She busto'd the Dyson within a few visits.  Bought another hoover which she managed to mangle right about the time I was well enough to give her the road and do the work myself again.

Was a toss up between Dyson and Henry and I went for another Dyson as I knew the machine.  So you Lads reckon Henry is the biz?  Will have to keep that in mind next time I let someone else loose on my hoover.
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« Reply #147 on: August 04, 2010, 09:35:03 PM »

It's not close between a Henry and a Dyson.

henry has the funny face so 1 point there

End result is Dyson 26 Henry 1
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« Reply #148 on: August 04, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »

It's not close between a Henry and a Dyson.

henry has the funny face so 1 point there

End result is Dyson 26 Henry 1

not an expert but aren't henrys cheap and last forever and dysons expensive and fragile? we got a henry, had it forever.
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« Reply #149 on: August 04, 2010, 09:51:34 PM »

Dyson vacuums carpets though, picks up some good points right there.

I get mine serviced once a year or so by some dude at the market, it's lasted ages.
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