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« Reply #210 on: January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM »
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:



to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.

Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....

GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....
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« Reply #211 on: January 21, 2013, 03:27:19 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:



to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.

Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....

GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....


Absolutely LMAO!
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« Reply #212 on: January 21, 2013, 04:01:43 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:



to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.

Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....

GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....

Pure quality.  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #213 on: January 21, 2013, 05:52:04 PM »
On my small sample test of 3 women, 1 in 3 will get it right without prompting on what miles per hour actually means. I think their minds work in different ways, either that or I'm surrounded by bimbos daft women.
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« Reply #214 on: January 21, 2013, 10:52:33 PM »
Had a genuine ROFL moment the other day.

As is our early morning ritual, Alice (3 1/2) climbs into our bed each morning at whatever God-forsaken hour she wakes up and sits in the middle of us.  As good parents, we naturally switch on children's TV to amuse her while we try to sleep until human hours arrive.  On this occasion, I was holding Grace (4 weeks old) post-feed and failed attempt at winding, and had resorted to bringing my nose to hers while making silly noises, invariably ending in a 'Boink' when they touched, in a vain attempt to get a hint of a smile.

Alice, thinking this looked like fun, asked for a go, so I did a couple where Grace's nose touched Alice's, instead of mine, resulting in squeals of delight from Alice, which woke Sophie up from her cat-napping.

"Is that fun?" asked Sophie to Alice.

"Yes, Mummy.  Grace loves bonking," comes the reply.

We tried really hard to laugh silently, but I think I was the first to break!
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« Reply #215 on: January 23, 2013, 01:06:12 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on January 21, 2013, 03:27:19 PM
Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:



to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.

Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....

GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....


Absolutely LMAO!

 
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« Reply #216 on: January 24, 2013, 04:16:37 PM »
My missus (The Piranha): Did you know you can stir-fry these microwaveable rices?
Me: What is the plural of rice?
The Piranha: ..............................roce?
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« Reply #217 on: January 29, 2013, 07:48:18 PM »
My son this morning made me quite literally spit my breakfast out with this gem..

Watching Sky News - Mali reporter Alex Crawford

" I really feel sorry for her, as she could be really pretty, but you'd never know because her face is always pix-elled "
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« Reply #218 on: January 30, 2013, 03:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Rod Paradise on January 21, 2013, 03:18:31 PM
Made the mistake of talking about this youtube:



to my girlfriend in front of others when she was working the bar.

Then made the bigger mistake of laughing at her struggling with the question....

GG Rod - seriously in the shit for that one....

Truly spectacular!!!
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« Reply #219 on: February 25, 2013, 05:34:44 PM »
Radio 4 news reader: Food inspectors searching for horse DNA have located traces in Ikea meatballs.

Me, (aloud to myself) Blimey! They're even putting the harness in now.
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« Reply #220 on: March 13, 2013, 01:18:12 PM »
Mrs Red.

"Who's been using my cup? I looked everywhere for it. Then I went in to the shed and there it was, never to be seen again."
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« Reply #221 on: March 13, 2013, 11:31:12 PM »
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Mrs Red.

"Who's been using my cup? I looked everywhere for it. Then I went in to the shed and there it was, never to be seen again."

I lolled.
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« Reply #222 on: March 27, 2013, 07:52:40 PM »
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I've heard of greedy people, but you take the biscuit.
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« Reply #223 on: August 09, 2013, 08:27:49 PM »


Took the girls for a look at local museum today.
We were mooching around, as you do, when Alisha came rushing up to tell me 'You just have to see this machine Mam! You press the buttons with the letters on and actual paper come out the top straight away!'
This technological wonder was of course, a typewriter. God, I feel old.
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« Reply #224 on: August 10, 2013, 10:10:04 AM »
Quote from: Redsgirl on August 09, 2013, 08:27:49 PM


Took the girls for a look at local museum today.
We were mooching around, as you do, when Alisha came rushing up to tell me 'You just have to see this machine Mam! You press the buttons with the letters on and actual paper come out the top straight away!'
This technological wonder was of course, a typewriter. God, I feel old.
whats a typewriter?
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