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Re: My daughter Sadie
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March 18, 2008, 10:34:29 AM »
Quote from: AndrewT on March 18, 2008, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on March 17, 2008, 10:03:22 PM
I must be getting old (not quite as old as TJ) but what is "phat" ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat
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Word used by those with a limited vocabulary to describe something which they find quite good.
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The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.
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Now considered a major faux pas.
1. Dude, the beat on that song is phat!
2. Check out that phat chick across the floor.
(The proper response to both of these phrases is "f*** off.")
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A stupid word.
Stop using it.
Red-Dog - always with his finger on the pulse of youth.
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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March 18, 2008, 11:43:30 AM »
Quote from: AndrewT on March 18, 2008, 09:27:58 AM
Quote from: Karabiner on March 17, 2008, 10:03:22 PM
I must be getting old (not quite as old as TJ) but what is "phat" ?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat
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Word used by those with a limited vocabulary to describe something which they find quite good.
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The problem with "phat" is that it is no longer in really. It has kind of phased out and is mostly used by wannabes, lowerclassmen in high school, or middle schoolers. It is now considered a slang faux pas. I wouldn't use it if I was you.
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Now considered a major faux pas.
1. Dude, the beat on that song is phat!
2. Check out that phat chick across the floor.
(The proper response to both of these phrases is "f*** off.")
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A stupid word.
Stop using it.
Red-Dog - always with his finger on the pulse of youth.
Stop dissing me!
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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March 18, 2008, 11:48:36 AM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on March 17, 2008, 05:48:05 PM
My daughter: (Muzelley) "Dad, why are you wearing that hat?"
Me: (With appropriate hand gestures) "Cos it makes me look phat"
Mrs Red: "He doesn't mean fat, he means...."
My daughter: "STOP!" "Don't explain phat to me or I'll kill myself"
Mrs Red: "Phat means groovy and trendy"
My daughter: "Sigh!" "You just had to do it didn't you?"
Just finished clearing the coffee off my monitor...cheers!
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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March 18, 2008, 11:51:28 AM »
There was a guest on Sky Poker last night, a cool dude - Dancer by trade - who had a cool hat on, & I described it, on air, as a phat hat.
The Producer nearly went loopy - "you can't say "fat". But I explained, I am speaking the street-lingo, & he relaxed. I did admit I'd nicked it from da bruv Dog, who's the schmizz.
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Re: My daughter Sadie
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Quote from: tikay on March 18, 2008, 11:51:28 AM
There was a guest on
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last night, a cool dude - Dancer by trade - who had a cool hat on, & I described it, on air, as a phat hat.
The Producer nearly went loopy - "you can't say "fat". But I explained, I am speaking the street-lingo, & he relaxed. I did admit I'd nicked it from da bruv Dog, who's the schmizz.
lol..how to make "cool" uncool within 10 seconds. I think we should let TJ talk about any new trend that annoys us and talk it up on Sky..that will stop all things in their tracks, surely?
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March 23, 2008, 01:33:27 PM »
Just back from the local pub with my Dad - where the discussion meandered its way to aftershave. My Dad announced he wasn't too impressed with the new aftershave my Mum had bought him - Bay Rum. Cue me and his mate Wullie informing him that Bay Rum is a hair tonic - used by spivs in bygone days, as Faither has only thin white hair it'd be kinda wasted.
We get home & Mum is taken to task for this & she admits - through fits of giggles, outright laughter and a hurried trip to the toilet, that she only read the bottle at home and thought my dad wouldn't notice.
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March 26, 2008, 12:36:21 PM »
Playing on Poker Stars just now.
Roxanne is watching over my shoulder, then pipes up
"they are on your table every time you play" who is ? I ask
Post SB and Post BB comes the reply.
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Me: Why are you washing the dog in your mother's L'Oreal shampoo?
Bridie: Because she's wuff it.
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Granddaughter Loni (3yrs): Granadad.....
Me: What?
You know my dad?
Yes..
Makes disgusted face: He likes kaki beer!
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April 21, 2008, 11:49:46 AM »
my mate wrote " also available in white" on a blue van...and meant it...
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Quote from: fatso on April 21, 2008, 11:49:46 AM
my mate wrote " also available in white" on a blue van...and meant it...
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ME: Remember so and so who died suddenly last year? I can't remember what happened to him.
Mrs Red: They buried him.
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Quote from: RED-DOG on August 06, 2008, 09:11:51 AM
ME: Remember so and so who died suddenly last year? I can't remember what happened to him.
Mrs Red: They buried him.
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Mrs Red is watching Thunderbirds.
In this particular scene, the crew of Thunderbird 3 are lowering a rescue line to Parker, who is standing on top of a runaway cable car. Inside are Lady Penelope and Tintin, they are hurtling toward certain death.
The rescue line is waving about in the wind, and Parker is having trouble getting hold of it, time is running out.
Disaster looms ever closer. Finally, Mrs Red can stand the tension no longer. Almost beside herself, she screams at the TV, "Come on Parker, you little plastic divvy!"
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December 09, 2008, 06:53:14 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on December 09, 2008, 06:16:39 PM
Mrs Red is watching Thunderbirds.
In this particular scene, the crew of Thunderbird 3 are lowering a rescue line to Parker, who is standing on top of a runaway cable car. Inside are Lady Penelope and Tintin, they are hurtling toward certain death.
The rescue line is waving about in the wind, and Parker is having trouble getting hold of it, time is running out.
Disaster looms ever closer. Finally, Mrs Red can stand the tension no longer. Almost beside herself, she screams at the TV, "Come on Parker, you little plastic divvy!"
Lol I'm with Mrs.Red on this one. Parker is a dopey sod.
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