Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[tikay]

Incredible day on the Diary that focuses on issues of global importance.

How to fry an egg, make a cup of tea, wash a cup, shave, clean teeth, what toilet cubicle to occupy, where to place one's handbag mid-ablutions.

I half expect, upon my next visit to this diary of epic experiences, to see the matter of toilet tissue addressed post bowel evacuation. How many sheets, left hand, right hand, or ( a rarity I gather) ambidextrous.

It may be a while before I am able to return, I have exclusive bird, duck, and geese photos to upload, not to mention the front, middle, and rear ends of a 737-800.

As you were.

The only toilet related matter of any importance that was missed out is toilet paper hanging in front or behind.

The answer is of course in front.

I'm afraid I must take tissue.

Hanging in front presses the roll into the wall, causing premature snappage. Hanging behind pulls roll clear of wall and promotes free spinning.

FYP

[RED-DOG]

Incredible day on the Diary that focuses on issues of global importance.

How to fry an egg, make a cup of tea, wash a cup, shave, clean teeth, what toilet cubicle to occupy, where to place one's handbag mid-ablutions.

I half expect, upon my next visit to this diary of epic experiences, to see the matter of toilet tissue addressed post bowel evacuation. How many sheets, left hand, right hand, or ( a rarity I gather) ambidextrous.

It may be a while before I am able to return, I have exclusive bird, duck, and geese photos to upload, not to mention the front, middle, and rear ends of a 737-800.

As you were.

The only toilet related matter of any importance that was missed out is toilet paper hanging in front or behind.

The answer is of course in front.

I'm afraid I must take tissue.

Hanging in front presses the roll into the wall, causing premature snappage. Hanging behind pulls roll clear of wall and promotes free spinning.

FYP

 

[Karabiner]

I seem to remember a discussion on another diary where there was some hilarity regarding actually standing up to wipe.

The trysers had of course been removed beforehand but a sitting wipe was adjudged to be the norm.

[RED-DOG]

I seem to remember a discussion on another diary where there was some hilarity regarding actually standing up to wipe.

The trysers had of course been removed beforehand but a sitting wipe was adjudged to be the norm.

How come when you see someone go to the loo on telly, they always have their trysers down around their ankles?

Does anyone actually do this in real life? I just lower mine to half-mast.

[Karabiner]

I seem to remember a discussion on another diary where there was some hilarity regarding actually standing up to wipe.

The trysers had of course been removed beforehand but a sitting wipe was adjudged to be the norm.

How come when you see someone go to the loo on telly, they always have their trysers down around their ankles?

Does anyone actually do this in real life? I just lower mine to half-mast.

Perhaps they are practitioners of the sitting wipe and it affords them more room to manoeuvre.

You must be a stand-up guy like myself.

[AndrewT]

Not pulling your trousers all the ways down when having a shite?

What kind of bizarro world have I stumbled into here?

[RED-DOG]

Not pulling your trousers all the ways down when having a shite?

What kind of bizarro world have I stumbled into here?

Why Andrew? Why do you do it?

Are you a closet exhibitionist?


What's wrong with this method?

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[AndrewT]

I'm not a girl.

Therefore I need to part my legs in order to leave a gap for the other business.

You wouldn't get this on Tikay's diary.

[RED-DOG]

I'm not a girl.

Therefore I need to part my legs in order to leave a gap for the other business.

You wouldn't get this on Tikay's diary.

Sigh. Surely I don't have to do a demonstration.

[RED-DOG]

Not a girl. Legs not together.

[AndrewT]

I obviously need more room than you.

[RED-DOG]

I obviously need more room than you.

Either that, or your just full of shit.

[technolog]

Incredible day on the Diary that focuses on issues of global importance.

How to fry an egg, make a cup of tea, wash a cup, shave, clean teeth, what toilet cubicle to occupy, where to place one's handbag mid-ablutions.

I half expect, upon my next visit to this diary of epic experiences, to see the matter of toilet tissue addressed post bowel evacuation. How many sheets, left hand, right hand, or ( a rarity I gather) ambidextrous.

It may be a while before I am able to return, I have exclusive bird, duck, and geese photos to upload, not to mention the front, middle, and rear ends of a 737-800.

As you were.

The only toilet related matter of any importance that was missed out is toilet paper hanging in front or behind.

The answer is of course in front.

I'm afraid I must take issue.

Hanging in front presses the roll into the wall, causing premature snappage. Hanging behind pulls roll clear of wall and promotes free spinning.

omg omg omg - brothers deffo.

[technolog]

Not pulling your trousers all the ways down when having a shite?

What kind of bizarro world have I stumbled into here?

Why Andrew? Why do you do it?

Are you a closet exhibitionist?


What's wrong with this method?

Click to see full-size image.

ffs - freak!

[tikay]

I'm not a girl.

Therefore I need to part my legs in order to leave a gap for the other business.

You wouldn't get this on Tikay's diary.

QFT.

We have standards next door.