Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

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« Reply #17655 on: March 25, 2012, 06:50:25 AM »

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I'm not a girl.

Therefore I need to part my legs in order to leave a gap for the other business.

You wouldn't get this on Tikay's diary.

Sigh. Surely I don't have to do a demonstration.

Tom's diary about to plumb new depths.


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« Reply #17656 on: March 25, 2012, 08:19:20 AM »

While I was delayed at the airport I spent ages loitering around here, but alas it was to no avail.

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« Reply #17657 on: March 25, 2012, 08:26:59 AM »

To go back to making tea for just a moment, does anyone else pour the boiling water on to the bag and then forget all about it until it's stone cold?

I do it at least once a day now. Mrs Red says it's an age thing, but I prefer to think it's because my mind is operating on a higher level.


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« Reply #17658 on: March 25, 2012, 08:49:42 AM »

I see that darts legend Jockey Wilson has checked out.

Darts boomed in the 80's, and all the big matches were televised. It was big business, and the top players were superstar sportsmen. Bristow, Lowe, Deller, Gorgeous Bobby George.... but Jockey was my favourite, he was great to watch. I loved how he would turn to face the camera after each dart, his every emotion on show.

Jockey's star burned bright, but briefly, and life didn't turn out too well for him after his short spell in the limelight. But he made his mark, and will be remembered fondly by many. Not least me.

Rip.


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« Reply #17659 on: March 25, 2012, 09:44:36 AM »

haha, incred stuff. I love it when we tackle the hard hitting topics that really matter! Poogate was on Goulder's diary iirc.

Trousers all the way down, standing, front to back

Dry toothbrush, paste, water both.

wet face, foam, shave, wash face, clean sink

socks, boxers, top, trousers, shoes

tea bag, sugar, hot water, milk


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« Reply #17660 on: March 25, 2012, 10:43:50 AM »

Maybe in tribute to a darting legend someone with better skills than I could post the wonderful Top of the pops dexys midnight runners song- it never fails to make me smile and should be enjoyed by a wider audience.


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« Reply #17661 on: March 25, 2012, 11:32:54 AM »

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Truly a classic moment


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« Reply #17662 on: March 25, 2012, 11:52:32 AM »

Quote from: milligan84 on March 25, 2012, 09:44:36 AM

haha, incred stuff. I love it when we tackle the hard hitting topics that really matter!

socks, boxers, top, trousers, shoes

Socks, on last, off first

Especially in company Wink


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« Reply #17663 on: March 25, 2012, 12:09:24 PM »

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Quote from: milligan84 on March 25, 2012, 09:44:36 AM

haha, incred stuff. I love it when we tackle the hard hitting topics that really matter!

socks, boxers, top, trousers, shoes

Socks, on last, off first

Especially in company Wink

Very much this.


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« Reply #17664 on: March 25, 2012, 12:26:01 PM »

Knickers, socks, trousers, bra, top, shoes. That's the 'on' order. 'Off' is mostly reverse order of 'on', with a twist. Sometimes it starts with bra (whilst top is still on), but only if I'm sure we're free of visitors for the rest of the evening. After that, it's back to the correct run of things.

I never realised how ~~exact~~ odd I was about getting dressed until now.


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« Reply #17665 on: March 25, 2012, 01:17:48 PM »

Take off shoes, skid socks off on carpet, remove entire above waist ensemble in one flourish, below waist apparel ditto.

Then I start on my clothes.


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« Reply #17666 on: March 25, 2012, 01:25:34 PM »

Started training for this year's fathers day thing today. I want to do a 150 mile non-stop (Except to pee and eat) bike ride.

No idea if I'll manage it, but I'll give it a damn good try.

I've a way to go to get into shape. I did 15 miles today and I'm knackered.


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« Reply #17667 on: March 25, 2012, 03:44:49 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on March 25, 2012, 01:17:48 PM

Take off shoes, skid socks off on carpet, remove entire above waist ensemble in one flourish, below waist apparel ditto.

Then I start on my clothes.

Tom's patented method of skidding his socks off on the carpet is a sight to behold.


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« Reply #17668 on: March 25, 2012, 03:46:10 PM »

Quote from: Karabiner on March 25, 2012, 03:44:49 PM

Quote from: RED-DOG on March 25, 2012, 01:17:48 PM

Take off shoes, skid socks off on carpet, remove entire above waist ensemble in one flourish, below waist apparel ditto.

Then I start on my clothes.

Tom's patented method of skidding his socks off on the carpet is a sight to behold.

Ralph should know, he beheld it


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« Reply #17669 on: March 25, 2012, 04:40:43 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on March 25, 2012, 03:46:10 PM

Quote from: Karabiner on March 25, 2012, 03:44:49 PM

Quote from: RED-DOG on March 25, 2012, 01:17:48 PM

Take off shoes, skid socks off on carpet, remove entire above waist ensemble in one flourish, below waist apparel ditto.

Then I start on my clothes.

Tom's patented method of skidding his socks off on the carpet is a sight to behold.

Ralph should know, he beheld it

We're still talking about socks ?


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