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« Reply #30120 on: November 05, 2018, 11:57:41 AM »

Go on...

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« Reply #30121 on: November 05, 2018, 12:09:31 PM »

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Thank you.

Yes, Lidl. Now, my question is, what would cause these three women to be in a supermarked in their dressing gowns at 11:45am (Or at any time really)

Now I could understand it if it was just one woman, (perhaps she lived just around the corner and was getting ready for work and had run our of deodorant)

I could understand it If they were all from the same family, say Grandmother, Mother & daughter.

But these three were all the same age, perhaps like, 35 or so, with completely different looks so not sisters.

What possible scenario would see these three out together shopping in their night attire?
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« Reply #30122 on: November 05, 2018, 12:25:44 PM »

They are all skanky dossers?
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« Reply #30123 on: November 05, 2018, 12:34:06 PM »

They are all skanky dossers?

Could be, and to be honest that was my first thought also, but the evidence just didn't stack up.

No piercings.
No audible swearing.
No take-away stains.
No cans of larger in the shopping baskets.
No badly spelled tattoos.
No smell of sweat.

Anyway, even if they were skanky dossers, how do they all end up in Lidl at the same time?
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« Reply #30124 on: November 05, 2018, 12:39:33 PM »

All day pyjamas is a thing now, apparently.

I can understand how hard this must be for you though- I remember a few pages back you were complaining about dressing gowns anywhere even at home.

I've taken your advice and switched shower gel for a bar of soap though- much better.

See, people are reading!
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« Reply #30125 on: November 05, 2018, 12:40:21 PM »

Very likely to be a cult nearby
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« Reply #30126 on: November 05, 2018, 12:44:29 PM »

All day pyjamas is a thing now, apparently.

I can understand how hard this must be for you though- I remember a few pages back you were complaining about dressing gowns anywhere even at home.

I've taken your advice and switched shower gel for a bar of soap though- much better.

See, people are reading!

Good for you. Although don't make the same mistake as me and buy a super-sized block of soap only to discover that I have crevices it won't fit into.

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« Reply #30127 on: November 05, 2018, 12:46:47 PM »

Very likely to be a cult HQ nearby

I did think about wife swappers and swingers etc. (Mind you, I tend to do that anyway)
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« Reply #30128 on: November 05, 2018, 12:47:48 PM »

Surely though, culting is a nocturnal activity?
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« Reply #30129 on: November 05, 2018, 12:53:36 PM »

Do you think one of these would suit me?




Men's One Sided Thong



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« Reply #30130 on: November 05, 2018, 12:54:29 PM »

I can only assume that the inside must be velcro.
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« Reply #30131 on: November 05, 2018, 12:56:16 PM »

Oh come on Tom, velcro no good for the modern man  Shocked
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« Reply #30132 on: November 05, 2018, 12:58:33 PM »

A couple of reviews.



They are fun and surprisingly comfortable. I have a gorgeous bottom, and don't mind flaunting it on the beach. Best on a hot day, though!

John | 24/11/17



Bought this to actually wear for a charity winter swim - unfortunately I couldn't fit my average 'package' into it :-(. Disappointing

Mankini Wearer | 03/01/16
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« Reply #30133 on: November 05, 2018, 01:01:21 PM »

Oh come on Tom, velcro no good for the modern man  Shocked

I don't fit the description of modern Ade.

Come to think of it, I barely fit the description of 'Man'.
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« Reply #30134 on: November 05, 2018, 01:19:36 PM »

I can't get over how nice the weather is.

Bright sunshine here, sun hot on my back.


If this is global warming, bring it on.
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