Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[RED-DOG]

So anyway, this year, like every other, one or more of my father's day cards had the words 'Old Fart' on it. (My record is 3, one of which actually said Happy Farters Day).

Well it got me thinking. Do we actually fart more when we get older, as in like, there's a medical explanation, or is it psychological and we more mature types just have the confidence to cut one loose when we feel like it?

[The_nun]

Well now then, the other night at hospital late evening, all four kids in our room settled in beds, my open up bed is next to Reece's, I accidentally let one go, it was out before warning so to speak, so being the kind hearted Grandma i am I said wow " Reece that was a belter, you must feel better after getting that out".

Next morning Consultants, nurses etc did the bedside visit. They asked if Reece is still passing wind to which I said yes, at this point Reece butts in and says " I am also getting blamed for when Grandma does too in the night she acutely blamed me out loud".  

[The_nun]

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[Rod Paradise]

Well now then, the other night at hospital late evening, all four kids in our room settled in beds, my open up bed is next to Reece's, I accidentally let one go, it was out before warning so to speak, so being the kind hearted Grandma i am I said wow " Reece that was a belter, you must feel better after getting that out".

Next morning Consultants, nurses etc did the bedside visit. They asked if Reece is still passing wind to which I said yes, at this point Reece butts in and says " I am also getting blamed for when Grandma does too in the night she acutely blamed me out loud".  

  Sharp as a tack that kid!!

[celtic]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

[RED-DOG]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

That's more better than anything what I've read ever before. Hence why I love it.

[booder]

Hey Tom , can you guess which reader of your diary made this beauty ?

[RED-DOG]

Hey Tom , can you guess which reader of your diary made this beauty ?

Wow! That's impressive.

Now who might be capable of that?

[simonnatur]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

That's more better than anything what I've read ever before. Hence why I love it.

I would take that as a pre-warning that you're turning into a grammar Nazi.

[MereNovice]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

That's more better than anything what I've read ever before. Hence why I love it.

I would take that as a pre-warning that you're turning into a grammar Nazi.

Aren't all warnings "pre"?

[Tal]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

That's more better than anything what I've read ever before. Hence why I love it.

I would take that as a pre-warning that you're turning into a grammar Nazi.

Aren't all warnings "pre"?

MereNovice has prebooked his seat, I see.

[RED-DOG]

Saw this (on another blonde's Facebook) and thought you would like.

That's more better than anything what I've read ever before. Hence why I love it.

I would take that as a pre-warning that you're turning into a grammar Nazi.

Aren't all warnings "pre"?

That's what I'm talkin bout.

[RED-DOG]

Hey Tom , can you guess which reader of your diary made this beauty ?

Wow! That's impressive.

Now who might be capable of that?

I'm going for Rod or Tal.

[booder]

Hey Tom , can you guess which reader of your diary made this beauty ?

Wow! That's impressive.

Now who might be capable of that?

I'm going for Rod or Tal.

Aye was Rod.  Man of many talents.

[Rod Paradise]

Hey Tom , can you guess which reader of your diary made this beauty ?

Wow! That's impressive.

Now who might be capable of that?

I'm going for Rod or Tal.

Aye was Rod.  Man of many talents.

Many worthless talents....

How did you come up with me or Tal Red?