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« Reply #35550 on: April 13, 2025, 10:02:35 AM » |
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Now I know you should never comment on someone's appearance, and that's a rule I stick to, (I allow myself an exception for Donald Trump) but Michael Gove, now Sir Michael Gove, is the most un knightly looking man I have ever seen.
Deathly pale skin and wet, rubbery lips that shouldn't be seen on anything above sea level. He looks like someone found him under a brick.
All you fair maidens out there, be careful what you wish for. Imagine him on a white horse coming to rescue you.
PS- For the avoidance of doubt, I don't like him.
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« Reply #35551 on: April 13, 2025, 10:17:25 AM » |
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Strike that. I've just realised he's a peer not a knight.
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« Reply #35552 on: April 13, 2025, 10:18:02 AM » |
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I still don't like him though.
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« Reply #35553 on: April 13, 2025, 10:20:52 AM » |
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Lord Gove....
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« Reply #35554 on: April 13, 2025, 09:18:16 PM » |
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Anyone can apply it seems. Might get my application in when I retire. Maybe we can both do lunch? Can see a lot of MPs must work hard (not you Lowe Profile), but the Lords must be pretty cushy.
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« Reply #35555 on: April 13, 2025, 09:59:23 PM » |
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« Reply #35556 on: April 13, 2025, 10:43:04 PM » |
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Mrs Red: How long is this golf on for?
Me: Four days. Tell you what, why don't you pick five players and I'll put you a quid each way on them.
Mrs Red, browsing the list of runners: What about Justin Rose? I've heard of him.
Me: Naah! Don't bother with him, pick someone else.
Now she keeps asking me why his name is at the top. "Does that mean he's in front?"
God help me if he wins it.
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« Reply #35557 on: April 13, 2025, 10:48:07 PM » |
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I talked her in to DeChambeau...
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« Reply #35558 on: April 13, 2025, 11:56:04 PM » |
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I talked her in to DeChambeau...
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« Reply #35559 on: April 13, 2025, 11:57:25 PM » |
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Incredible.
You couldn't script it.
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« Reply #35560 on: April 14, 2025, 08:24:50 AM » |
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So how much did Mrs Reds ew bet on Rose pay please?
Tried asking privately but he is being obstinate...obviously paid well at those odds
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« Reply #35561 on: April 14, 2025, 08:32:26 AM » |
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I've told her, money isn't everything. She won life's lottery when she got me.
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« Reply #35562 on: April 14, 2025, 08:43:35 AM » |
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So Mrs Red was definitely talked out of her very knowledgeable choice by Teeks golfing partner
Hmmm sounds a tad dodgy this...but seeing first hand how the pair behave on the course it should be no surprise really
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« Reply #35563 on: April 14, 2025, 09:24:26 AM » |
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At least I don't do a Basil Fawlty impression every time I duff a shot.
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« Reply #35564 on: April 14, 2025, 09:24:57 AM » |
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And when your partner, (The score keeper) explains who won which bet: Doubles, singles, front 9, back 9, Staplefords, pancakes, skins etc, it's like when Professor Brian Cox explains the Big Bang theory. You think you understand it while he's talking, but 5 minutes later you're totally baffled again.
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