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« Reply #35565 on: April 14, 2025, 10:27:19 AM » |
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And when your partner, (The score keeper) explains who won which bet: Doubles, singles, front 9, back 9, Staplefords, pancakes, skins etc, it's like when Professor Brian Cox explains the Big Bang theory. You think you understand it while he's talking, but 5 minutes later you're totally baffled again.
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« Reply #35566 on: April 14, 2025, 10:29:14 AM » |
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At least I don't do a Basil Fawlty impression every time I duff a shot.
I have had a lot of practice, unfortunately |
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« Reply #35567 on: April 17, 2025, 06:45:09 PM » |
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King Jr
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« Reply #35568 on: April 19, 2025, 12:42:54 PM » |
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Incredible stats Boo.
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« Reply #35569 on: April 19, 2025, 12:45:18 PM » |
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Why do food manufacturers list the calorie count and then add, in tiny, almost invisible writing, "Per half pack"?
No wonder I'm a fat bastard.
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« Reply #35570 on: April 21, 2025, 09:41:18 PM » |
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 Home alone dinner. Cooked by my own fair hands. |
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« Reply #35571 on: April 21, 2025, 09:41:52 PM » |
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I'd make someone a lovely wife.
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« Reply #35572 on: April 21, 2025, 09:43:14 PM » |
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Not only would I be a great cook, I'd be quite slutty too.
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« Reply #35573 on: April 22, 2025, 07:23:09 AM » |
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Don't like butter on my jacket tate...otherwise splendid cooking
Teeks might even have a crack at that
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« Reply #35574 on: April 22, 2025, 07:26:36 AM » |
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Don't like butter on my jacket tate..
 Excellent cook on the Lamb chops btw |
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im not speculating, either, but id have been pretty peeved if i missed the thread and i ended up getting clipped, kindly accepting a lift home.
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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« Reply #35575 on: April 22, 2025, 09:15:35 AM » |
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When we were kids lamb chops were a cheap cut of meat, we had them all the time. Nowadays, they are haute cuisene and too expensive to have regularly.
I only got these because they were near the sell-by date and 50% off.
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« Reply #35576 on: April 22, 2025, 09:19:45 AM » |
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They also had some 35 day matured rib-eye steaks that were reduced because they were near the sell-by date.
I would have just altered the packaging to read "45 day matured" and put the price up instead of down.
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« Reply #35577 on: April 22, 2025, 01:18:11 PM » |
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Home alone dinner. Cooked by my own fair hands. I'll remind you of your quote about being a fat bastard 😂😂 Looks bloody delicious though. Bit of mint sauce or red wine jus for me. 😋 |
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« Reply #35578 on: April 22, 2025, 04:39:13 PM » |
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I'm not exactly fat, I'm just a bit short for my weight.
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« Reply #35579 on: April 22, 2025, 04:49:54 PM » |
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What a weirdo Trev is by the way. Who doesn't like butter on a jacket tater?
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