Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[typhoon13]

And when your partner, (The score keeper) explains who won which bet: Doubles, singles, front 9, back 9, Staplefords, pancakes, skins etc, it's like when Professor Brian Cox explains the Big Bang theory. You think you understand it while he's talking, but 5 minutes later you're totally baffled again.

And £50 poorer

[typhoon13]

At least I don't do a Basil Fawlty impression every time I duff a shot.

I have had a lot of practice, unfortunately

[booder]

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Incredible stats Boo.

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Why do food manufacturers list the calorie count and then add, in tiny, almost invisible writing, "Per half pack"?

No wonder I'm a fat bastard.

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Home alone dinner. Cooked by my own fair hands.

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I'd make someone  a lovely wife.

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Not only would I be a great cook, I'd be quite slutty too.

[typhoon13]

Don't like butter on my jacket tate...otherwise splendid cooking

Teeks might even have a crack at that

[booder]

Don't like butter on my jacket tate..

 

Excellent cook on the Lamb chops btw

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When we were kids lamb chops were a cheap cut of meat, we had them all the time. Nowadays, they are haute cuisene and too expensive to have regularly.

I only got these because they were near the sell-by date and 50% off.

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They also had some 35 day matured rib-eye steaks that were reduced because they were near the sell-by date.

I would have just altered the packaging to read "45 day matured" and put the price up instead of down.

[Kev B]

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Home alone dinner. Cooked by my own fair hands.

I'll remind you of your quote about being a fat bastard 😂😂

Looks bloody delicious though. Bit of mint sauce or red wine jus for me. 😋

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I'm not exactly fat, I'm just a bit short for my weight.

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What a weirdo Trev is by the way. Who doesn't like butter on a jacket tater?