Vagueness and the Aftermath - A sporadic diary

[RED-DOG]

Now I know you should never comment on someone's appearance, and that's a rule I stick to, (I allow myself an exception for Donald Trump) but Michael Gove, now Sir Michael Gove, is the most un knightly looking man I have ever seen.
Deathly pale skin and wet, rubbery lips that shouldn't be seen on anything above sea level. He looks like someone found him under a brick.

All you fair maidens out there, be careful what you wish for. Imagine him on a white horse coming to rescue you.



PS- For the avoidance of doubt, I don't like him.

[RED-DOG]

Strike that. I've just realised he's a peer not a knight.

[RED-DOG]

I still don't like him though.

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Lord Gove....

[Doobs]

Anyone can apply it seems.  Might get my application in when I retire.  Maybe we can both do lunch?   Can see a lot of MPs must work hard (not you Lowe Profile), but the Lords must be pretty cushy. 

[RED-DOG]

We can claim £332 per day too. I could manage on that.


https://lordsappointments.independent.gov.uk/how-to-apply-2#:~:text=Anyone%20wishing%20to%20be%20consi,on%20behalf%20of%20anyone%20else.

[Doobs]

Mrs Red: How long is this golf on for?

Me: Four days. Tell you what, why don't you pick five players and I'll put you a quid each way on them.

Mrs Red, browsing the list of runners: What about Justin Rose? I've heard of him.

Me: Naah! Don't bother with him, pick someone else.

Now she keeps asking me why his name is at the top. "Does that mean he's in front?"

God help me if he wins it.

OMG, as the kids say. 

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I talked her in to DeChambeau...

[Doobs]

I talked her in to DeChambeau...

Come on Rory.  Such drama.

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Incredible.

You couldn't script it.

[typhoon13]

So how much did Mrs Reds ew bet on Rose pay please?

Tried asking privately but he is being obstinate...obviously paid well at those odds

[RED-DOG]

I've told her, money isn't everything. She won life's lottery when she got me.

[typhoon13]

So Mrs Red was definitely talked out of her very knowledgeable choice by Teeks golfing partner

Hmmm sounds a tad dodgy this...but seeing first hand how the pair behave on the course it should be no surprise really

[RED-DOG]

At least I don't do a Basil Fawlty impression every time I duff a shot.

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And when your partner, (The score keeper) explains who won which bet: Doubles, singles, front 9, back 9, Staplefords, pancakes, skins etc, it's like when Professor Brian Cox explains the Big Bang theory. You think you understand it while he's talking, but 5 minutes later you're totally baffled again.